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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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Juana

I hate being late. Hate hate hate hate it.

(Edited to add title after thread split - TGRR)

(Edited to add that the new title isn't meant to reflect on this particular post - TGRR)
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Late how? Late in that special way? In which case, agreed 100%. I also hate being late the non-pregnancy-threatening way though.

Unrelated: yesterday I actually had an argument with a classmate, who was unfortunately on my team for a project, about whether it was possible to design an ethical version of John Money's experiment that attempted to confirm his theory of gender neutrality. He was convinced that an ethical experiment was possible.

Yep. These people exist.

Also this guy seemed to have missed the definition of "experiment" despite the professor having JUST gone over it minutes before. In detail.

I really hate my classmates right now. My math team SUCKS ASS. Seriously. Not because they're bad at math, but because they're bad at teamwork.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Juana

Late in the "I'm hella late to class because other people are incapable of being on fucking TIME" way.

And that sucks, Nigel. D:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

So, I got narrowly missed by a collapsing part of the tower we're working on, after a solid night of dreams concerning a very small Jeff (the psycho I fired a few weeks back, who has sworn revenge, bought a gun, and disappeared) biting at my ankles while I try to fix the air conditioner.

I've been late with damn near EVERYTHING, because my boss doesn't seem to think that there's any limit to what can be assigned to one person...So I just gave up and do shit when I feel like it.  My crew approves, as they're feeling a little overworked, too.  We're a jolly bunch, but don't leave us alone with your kids or old folks.  Neither come out all that well after we work a bit of our mojo on 'em when you're not looking.  Well, a few come out BETTER, but that's not how you bet.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

I am attempting to teach myself crochet. I have been trying to make a decent foundation chain since 1pm. It's 6pm and they have all been too tight or too loose.

I am pissed off because I never met a craft that I couldn't master the basics of within a few hours. :(

The blanket I want to make is not going to be an easy project.

The Dark Monk

Holy shit. Let's not make the part of life that JUST happened happen again. Sleep. sleep forever. No wait, tat sleep will be interrupted by nightmares and pizza cravings, like the REAL life.
TDM is back for the time being.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pixie on October 04, 2012, 06:54:29 PM
I am attempting to teach myself crochet. I have been trying to make a decent foundation chain since 1pm. It's 6pm and they have all been too tight or too loose.

I am pissed off because I never met a craft that I couldn't master the basics of within a few hours. :(

The blanket I want to make is not going to be an easy project.

P3nTGF is a few pages ahead of you. She's made a scarf. Says it gets easier. I've been promised a beanie with a skull on it. Not expecting it anytime soon.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

Sleep apnea confirmed for me.

Twid
musician by evening, fighter pilot by night
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

P3nt, we know all about the "scarf".

You perverts are so twisted, herd animals go very quiet when you approach.  They know.  THEY KNOW.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

They don't fucking know. How could they know? The ones who have been through it either suppress the memory or chew their own heads off in despair. They're acting like that because they suspect something but none of them suspect THAT!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 04, 2012, 07:10:54 PM
They don't fucking know. How could they know? The ones who have been through it either suppress the memory or chew their own heads off in despair. They're acting like that because they suspect something but none of them suspect THAT!

They know for the same reason that bears know to stand totally still when Nigel walks by.  They don't know what it is EXACTLY that she does, but they know it's BAD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Dark Monk

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2012, 07:17:19 PM
I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.

this I have been doing all week and is recently subsiding thank Eris. I think the lack of Dark Berry Mountain Dew and the withdrawals that come from it took their toll, or simply the fact I broke a caffeine addiction due to poorness and the headaches and gut pains that ensued are NOT worth it.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

The Good Reverend Roger

Wait.  I wanted to post WOE, not "just another day in Roger's pance".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.