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scrid?
i heard this word in a dream last night. if possible, please identify....failing that, create amusing & original definition.

i would be really pleased if we can convince other people that this word is in common usage and that they're simply not very 'with it' for not knowing.

maybe 6 months from now, someone will claim to have invented it or cite some preposterous etymology.

RAH!  

I've never claimed to be in the rant business, although if you want to find one of the occasional pieces of crap I think might be amusing enough to post, you could probably just dig back through the older threads in this forum.



edit: since ever rant I've ever seen posted on this board by anyone (including me) has been more or less all the same rant, I try to put them out there very infrequently in the hopes that maybe no one will notice that I've just been cribbing from myself the whole time.

Mr Sainthood? Your lawyer called. He's filing a suit against you for self-plagarism  

in AmeriCo(tm), it refers to a girl who's got serious ass and titties.

presumably, our brick shithouses were more attractive than yours, although probably less useful in an architectural sense.

well stone me. don't you just love cultural differences? bit like the whole fanny/fag translation errors to & from US English.

Several obervations were mad, and questions were asked:

1.  I've always wondered:  what does "built like a brick shithouse" mean?

seeing as no one tackled this pressing issue: in the UK people of stocky, muscular proportions (eg: nightclub bouncers) are sometimes referred to as being 'built like a brick shithouse'.

presumably in ye olde england, the shithouse was rather heftily constructed.

Authentic VoT debating style may only be achieved through liberal use of the:      smiley.


 Just sayin'.

No, because then he will claim it was all sarcasm and people should know that by now.

i would like to reply to your outrageous bleeding heart liberal logic but i'm supposed to be at work  

Authentic VoT debating style may only be achieved through liberal use of the:      smiley.


 Just sayin'.

I don't care if I see Katka again because I am a cold hearted, manipulative, chauvanist, skirt -chasing bastard. Also, my "official" girlfriend is way hotter and has way bigger boobies.

darwinist dating at it's finest  

I wish someone could read mine.  Unless they were law enforcement. Or my tutors.

<tunes into Scribe's brain>


".....not....enough....scottie dogs?....no...scotch!! yes...need more scotch!!"

Kali?  The Goddess of death has zero sex appeal.  What would Kali do?  She'd probably be worse than the MAN(tm).  Then we'd all be whoreshipping Eros instead of Eris to dissent.

WTF are you talking about?  One of Kali's aspects is the Mother.

TGRR,
Knows an 8 armed MILF when he sees one.

metaphysical MILF? and thus, on saturday 12th march 2005, a new genre of porn was created.

 

Not to mention Crowly couches some of his best jokes in kabbalistic language...


Does this green thread make my ass look fat?

no....actually it sets off your eyes quite nicely. piece of green string and you're good to go.

Damn it, Mang...

yeah, It's kaballababble.  I learned it when studying tarot & the torah, while researching Crowley.


Didn't learn it too well, but I always figured the point is that no one can ever learn it well enough to fully understand it.

can i sign you up? all you have to do is ward off madonna with green string. it's a real easy gig.

and yeah, kabbalah/tarot/crowley are favorites of mine also.....just when you feel like you figured a bit out, you find out there's a million things you didn't.

Tifareth through Hod, my darling.

and then out.

<checks membership log>....dude, you in the navigators? that sounded like kaballahbabble to me.

ass and habanero peppers loose in your diarrheatic fluids burning your flesh as they dribble down your legs as you try to run for the toilet but slip on a dead rat, barely able to catch yourself on the coat-hook for just a brief moment before you collapse into the puddly mess.

-just saying

--Irrev. Hugh; Will Tell YOU what Chaos Is.

send it to a hollywood studio and call it 'final destination 3'?

i learned thc from th edrug cop in 6thgrade. lol.

damn that 6th grade drug cop...he got me hooked too