OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A DRAMATIC READING.

Tell you what: If you do one, I'll do one.

[Doktor Howl]

TOTAL DEADPAN.

NOT EVEN POSSIBLE.   

Read it anyway. There is no way for a big gruff bald guy reading terrible erotica while laughing his ass off to not be amazing.

Jenn says I have to do it.   

[Doktor Howl]

A DRAMATIC READING.

Tell you what: If you do one, I'll do one.

DEAL.

I have Science Gestapo business next week, so I'll have to get to it this weekend.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM SO EXCITED!

Now to scan terrible erotica in an attempt to find just the right excerpt.

[Cain]

megalolz

So, this morning, I emailed my proposal for security contracting for my employer.

Also this morning, someone managed to breach the security of the building, entering without being seen, getting passed the interior door and having access to the inner building for 15 minutes today.  He carried no ID and gave a fake address when questioned.

I didn't even arrange for this incident to occur, it was truly 100% random.

[Doktor Howl]

I AM SO EXCITED!

Now to scan terrible erotica in an attempt to find just the right excerpt.

I gotta find something different.  I read it through, and it's rape stuff.

[Freeky]

megalolz

So, this morning, I emailed my proposal for security contracting for my employer.

Also this morning, someone managed to breach the security of the building, entering without being seen, getting passed the interior door and having access to the inner building for 15 minutes today.  He carried no ID and gave a fake address when questioned.

I didn't even arrange for this incident to occur, it was truly 100% random.

Perfect timing! 


Also, has anyone seen this?  It's the entire history of the Soviet Union set to the Tetris theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

[Demolition Squid]

Tonight I went to see the 'No really you guys this is really the last one for reals' cut of Blade Runner at the cinema.

Holy shit you guys that movie.

I'd watched it twice a few weeks ago (before I knew it was getting a cinematic release) for my screenwriting course as the script I'm shooting for is also a dystopian cyberpunk setting and when it comes to showing not telling that movie is the best.

Still noticed a bunch more shit about the story and the way things were shot I hadn't noticed before.

One of my friends hadn't seen it until now. He didn't really get it. I was sad. But we also arranged to see Age of Ultron when that comes out and he was super pumped for that so everyone won in the end.

[axod]

TOTAL DEADPAN.

NOT EVEN POSSIBLE.   

Read it anyway. There is no way for a big gruff bald guy reading terrible erotica while laughing his ass off to not be amazing.

So like, I somehow grokked this image just before checking this thread.  Now I have to listen to a self-help book on tape for practical emotional self defense. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM SO EXCITED!

Now to scan terrible erotica in an attempt to find just the right excerpt.

I gotta find something different.  I read it through, and it's rape stuff.

Practically the hallmark of bad erotica; shitty writers resorting to shitty tropes in an uncreative attempt to be "edgy".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

megalolz

So, this morning, I emailed my proposal for security contracting for my employer.

Also this morning, someone managed to breach the security of the building, entering without being seen, getting passed the interior door and having access to the inner building for 15 minutes today.  He carried no ID and gave a fake address when questioned.

I didn't even arrange for this incident to occur, it was truly 100% random.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/138009/1/raritys-invitation/chapter-1

[Ben Shapiro]

Tonight I went to see the 'No really you guys this is really the last one for reals' cut of Blade Runner at the cinema.

Holy shit you guys that movie.

I'd watched it twice a few weeks ago (before I knew it was getting a cinematic release) for my screenwriting course as the script I'm shooting for is also a dystopian cyberpunk setting and when it comes to showing not telling that movie is the best.

Still noticed a bunch more shit about the story and the way things were shot I hadn't noticed before.

One of my friends hadn't seen it until now. He didn't really get it. I was sad. But we also arranged to see Age of Ultron when that comes out and he was super pumped for that so everyone won in the end.

Setting up for Civil War. I can't wait to see Captain America beat the shit out Iron Man.

[Ben Shapiro]

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/138009/1/raritys-invitation/chapter-1

Fuck you.

[Freeky]

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/138009/1/raritys-invitation/chapter-1

That second one, he's obviously read LMNO's Harry Potter fanfiction, namely the one with Hagrid and Ron's sister.