Get off my planet, part 936

[Cainad (dec.)]

Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

The kid was gonna get to that bit.  He has no body below the waist, you see.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

The kid was gonna get to that bit.  He has no body below the waist, you see.

STILL BETTER THAN OBAMACARE THOUGH, AMIRITE?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

The kid was gonna get to that bit.  He has no body below the waist, you see.

STILL BETTER THAN OBAMACARE THOUGH, AMIRITE?

Crom disapproves of the ACA.

Crom disapproves of doctors, come to think of it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

[Junkenstein]

Crom saves? I thought he did more of the "trial by insane hardship" kind of gig.

Nah, Crom was more "I really couldn't give a shit. Live, die, whatever. Not my problem."

It's kind of like praying to me.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Just for the record - the reason the earth looks round from space is because the spaceship windows are round 

[LMNO]

Also, I feel that perhaps we've been a little hasty with our cosmology.

The Earth centric model, for example, can work if all the planets sort of do a little loop-de-loop once every half orbit.

Also, it occurs to me that the world makes way more sense if it's flat.

Except for, you know, physics.

Balls.  Physics favors the flat earth model just as much as the 'almost spherical' one if you're willing to WIGGLE a bit, and Occam wasn't elected Jesus or anything.

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
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[The Good Reverend Roger]

SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just for the record - the reason the earth looks round from space is because the spaceship windows are round 

Round.  Like a dime.

Flat.  Like a dime.

[Cainad (dec.)]

SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

You have undergone The Initiation.

But the true test will be whether or not you find yourself surreptitiously licking rocks and minerals, even after you know damn well that halite is the only one where that test actually reveals any information.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Just for the record - the reason the earth looks round from space is because the spaceship windows are round 

Round.  Like a dime.

Flat.  Like a dime.

Naw, man, what I'm saying is if you looked through a square window it'd be square. Teh observer influences the quantumz, dumbass! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SPHERICAL EARTH THEORY CREATED BY LAZY GEOLOGISTS SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON SO-CALLED "SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH".

Blowing YUOR MONEY on rock hammers and plaid flannel shirts!

I licked a sample in Geology lab today.

I'll give your field that; in no other lab have I been allowed, let alone encouraged to lick a sample. And fuck knows I ask in every single Biology lab.

You have undergone The Initiation.

But the true test will be whether or not you find yourself surreptitiously licking rocks and minerals, even after you know damn well that halite is the only one where that test actually reveals any information.

So far, it's fun. It's puzzle time! ID shit, and remember how babby the planet was formed. Today I discovered that the new D2L, as soon as you've completed a quiz, shows you where you rank vs. the rest of the class and so far I'm fucking the curve for everybody else.  We're only 3 weeks in so there's plenty of time for the gap to close. Maybe the lippy asshole who sits behind me, who in my head is named GoogleEarth "Broham" Einstein, will do it. I also nailed IDing every sample in lab.

I know Geology 201 is not a competitive class, but seriously, I'm in my 3rd term of Biology and I haven't been allowed to put ANYTHING in my mouth yet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We did get to play with liver flukes yesterday, though.

[LMNO]

TOO MANY INNUENDOS.  CANNOT DECIDE.