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Chelagoras The Boulder

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minuspace

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 23, 2014, 09:43:15 PM
DT is Dynamic Tension. Makes me want to shake Charles Atlas by the ha...aaaaaaaand!

Basically, apply tension to the muscles all the time or more intensely, briefly in workout scenarios. It translates to the way you sit, the way you stand, the way you lift things (pretend they're heavy and flex accordingly) muscles should always be rippling. Move through the different groups. The tipping point comes when the body is trained like a dog, it expects it. Your muscles will crave input. Path of least resistance is to give in to the demands of the machine. Flex. Constantly.

Try sitting in a room that is a good bit too cold for comfort without developing hypothermia and start flexing everything, arms, shoulders, abs, pecs, lats, obliques, the works. This will heat you up enough to be comfortable but only if you're flexing a bit of you at all times. It's almost like a cheat but it does the job for me.
I'm so high on cortisol that I administered the hypothermia kit to my dog.  All is well.
[Ed.  Dopamine levels are critical]

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Looking keen, Pix!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2014, 04:48:41 PM
Looking keen, Pix!

apparently embracing pillowy boobed bar wench as a look has never failed me.

P3nT4gR4m

You can't go wrong if you stick to the classics!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 10:26:12 AM
You can't go wrong if you stick to the classics!
it's true, yo.

Pope Pixie Pickle



putting the femme in feminist

P3nT4gR4m

Just remembered the first time I met you, IRL   :eek: :oops:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 04:04:07 PM
Just remembered the first time I met you, IRL   :eek: :oops:

I remember that day pretty well too. That whole weekend was a fucking blast. Trip and I had crashed under some cricket ground seating in Stockbridge and then wandered up to meet pix at the bus station. I then decided to run over to my friends place and grab a shower and change of clothes. Trip was crashed the fuck out when I got back, just in time for her to emerge from the coach. An overactive bundle of almost entirely disturbingly sober, breasts, that feeling you get after the end of an overnight coach trip and breasts.

I've been mesmerised ever since.

The immediate call for rum, chai, smoke and more booze only helped seal the deal.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Payne on December 25, 2014, 05:35:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 04:04:07 PM
Just remembered the first time I met you, IRL   :eek: :oops:

I remember that day pretty well too. That whole weekend was a fucking blast. Trip and I had crashed under some cricket ground seating in Stockbridge and then wandered up to meet pix at the bus station. I then decided to run over to my friends place and grab a shower and change of clothes. Trip was crashed the fuck out when I got back, just in time for her to emerge from the coach. An overactive bundle of almost entirely disturbingly sober, breasts, that feeling you get after the end of an overnight coach trip and breasts.

I've been mesmerised ever since.

The immediate call for rum, chai, smoke and more booze only helped seal the deal.

PAYNE!

HE HATH RISEN!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Payne

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2014, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 25, 2014, 05:35:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 04:04:07 PM
Just remembered the first time I met you, IRL   :eek: :oops:

I remember that day pretty well too. That whole weekend was a fucking blast. Trip and I had crashed under some cricket ground seating in Stockbridge and then wandered up to meet pix at the bus station. I then decided to run over to my friends place and grab a shower and change of clothes. Trip was crashed the fuck out when I got back, just in time for her to emerge from the coach. An overactive bundle of almost entirely disturbingly sober, breasts, that feeling you get after the end of an overnight coach trip and breasts.

I've been mesmerised ever since.

The immediate call for rum, chai, smoke and more booze only helped seal the deal.

PAYNE!

HE HATH RISEN!

Oh fuck, they spotted me! BEAM ME UP!

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Payne on December 25, 2014, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2014, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 25, 2014, 05:35:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2014, 04:04:07 PM
Just remembered the first time I met you, IRL   :eek: :oops:

I remember that day pretty well too. That whole weekend was a fucking blast. Trip and I had crashed under some cricket ground seating in Stockbridge and then wandered up to meet pix at the bus station. I then decided to run over to my friends place and grab a shower and change of clothes. Trip was crashed the fuck out when I got back, just in time for her to emerge from the coach. An overactive bundle of almost entirely disturbingly sober, breasts, that feeling you get after the end of an overnight coach trip and breasts.

I've been mesmerised ever since.

The immediate call for rum, chai, smoke and more booze only helped seal the deal.

PAYNE!

HE HATH RISEN!

Oh fuck, they spotted me! BEAM ME UP!
TOO LATE! (THIS IS MY DEEP AND OMINOUS VOICE.)
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Drinking beers & playing Ingress. Another player showed up to drink with us!



(Please do not WOMP old man)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

That truly is the best thing about Ingress.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2015, 03:43:18 PM

(Please do not WOMP old man)

Is that a "I double-dawg dare you simpering little sacks of guts", or is that a "Please do not WOMP old man"?
Molon Lube