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#2986
I RETROACTIVELY DECLARE THIS WEEK TO BE FREE OF ALL DRAMA.

Freeky: your post has been magically transmuted into rainbows and puppies.

I LIKE PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS TOO!

AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE HERE AT PD!




PS. PEACE!
#2987
Aneristic Illusions / Re: think before you vote
October 05, 2010, 04:21:48 PM
The format of the site is wrong, I've decided. 2 problems: one, too much blah blah blah, not enough bumper-stickerisms. so i made these:







They need to be a bit smaller. Also, it isn't FUCK BOTH OF 'EM enough. Anyone have any ideas for short statements like these that:

1. Speak directly to current hot-button issues
2. Make fun of people for assuming the bullshit they hear is true
3. Are terse enough to fit on a stupid bumper sticker or button

?
#2988
Aneristic Illusions / Re: GLOBAL ECONOMIC TRADE WAR!
October 05, 2010, 07:04:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 05, 2010, 03:19:28 AM
I don't remember being taught anything about the Korean War at all.

Me too. I didn't even know about the Korean War until I was a senior in High School, and only then because I felt like I wasn't getting the whole story when they said the only thing that happened between WW2 and Vietnam was that waitresses at drive-in diners invented roller skates. So I looked up the history myself and found out OH HEY LOOK THERE WAS ANOTHER WAR.

Anyway, I think America's problem when it comes to dealing with China is that everybody in power still seems to be basking in the glow of our (alleged) victory in the Cold War, mixed with a little bit of bullshit wishful thinking about the USSR failing because Communism Doesn't Work (and therefore China's nothing to worry about either), and we think we're sitting on top of a world that's so post-modern that history itself is a thing of the past.

Nobody in America seems to think America is in any kind of actual danger, unless it's because of random Arabs with suitcase nukes, or gays, or Fred Phelps or Sarah Palin. America won the game, and now we're just playing extra innings for the hell of it, I guess.

Which is also why they don't teach anybody about the Korean War -- because it's a wide open door into the world of GIGANTIC, LOOSE ENDS that nobody knows how (or cares) to tie up.
#2990
THE RUMOR IS ...

I may be gracing THE RAND CANYON STATE with my PHYSICAL PRESENCE from THE BABY JESUS BIRTHDAY BASH until the SECOND DAY OF THE NEXT TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DECADE.

I may also have the means to travel from my base of operations near Prescott to VIRTUALLY ANYWHERE, including Tucson. Although nobody in their right mind would visit that dump on purpose.

I'M NOT INVITING MYSELF TO YOUR HOUSE. I'M JUST SAYING.... lock your windows, lock your doors, hide your kids, hide your husband... etc.
#2991
Aneristic Illusions / think before you vote
October 01, 2010, 10:14:04 PM
bullshit rants for the political season. like a flier in internet format. mostly democratic, but whatever.

http://thinkbeforeyouvote.us

i still need rants for IMMIGRATION and DEFENSE, mainly because i haven't decided what i think about those subjects yet.
#2992
fuck. okay, i hate democrats too, but just for the hell of it i'm going to do them a favor:

#2993
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 29, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Dok's hate is so high, you can't get over it. So low, you can't get under it...

And It's never gonna..


oh nm.
#2994
A discussion on PD about anime/manga has remained a discussion on PD about anime/manga.

Just in case anybody missed that.
#2995
Usually, hate, like love, can only stretch so far. Introduce too many objects of it, and it gets spread thin until it's eventually not there at all.

Dok's hate, on the other hand, is magnified by every person on this list. I've experienced it. It's terrible. I don't know how he does it, though. Must be all the mad science.
#2996
I'd fight back, Dok, but I'm all out of hate.
#2997
Enrico is demanded.
#2998
Aneristic Illusions / Re: World War I officially over
September 29, 2010, 06:29:09 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 29, 2010, 06:23:35 AM
Financially at least.


Meaning exactly what?

Meaning, not counting Operation: Ultimate Solution. Shh.
#2999
GASM Command / Re: WorryGASM
September 29, 2010, 06:17:26 AM
i cannot create this, but

VIDEO SEQUENCE:
First person perspective. You are walking down the street. People everywhere are giving you dirty looks. Sneering at you. Hiding their children behind them. Crossing the street so they don't have to walk near you.

You check your phone. Focus on the time. Flash to some other brief sequence that explains you are late for an exam at school. You pick up your pace. Maybe you can hear your breathing getting faster.

People now seem even more  unnerved by you. What is wrong with them? Check your pants - present. And clean. Check your coat - also clean, and undamaged. Why are they freaking out?

A few guys up ahead on the sidewalk decide to block your path. WTF? As you approach, they puff out their chests and stiffen up, but eventually allow a break for you to pass through. One of them spits on you as you walk past. What the hell was that about? You're just trying to get to class! Maybe there's something on your face.

Passing by a reflective window, you stop to inspect yourself to see what everyone else is so put off by. You can't see anything.

Oh, wait. That's right.

You're an Arab.
#3000
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