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I'm (still) a Discordian because...

Started by Eater of Clowns, July 05, 2012, 08:12:58 PM

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hooplala

#30
July 06, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
...because it's funnier.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#31
July 06, 2012, 02:32:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2012, 08:41:56 PM
Because of quantum HIGGS BOSON, BITCHES.

*giggle*
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
July 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
...because it's funnier.

See, I knew you were still serious about Saturday night.

Welcome back.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#33
July 06, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
...because it's funnier.

See, I knew you were still serious about Saturday night.

Welcome back.

Thanks Sweetie.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
July 06, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
...because it's funnier.

See, I knew you were still serious about Saturday night.

Welcome back.

Thanks Sweetie.

Now maybe my friend Uday will not sob all night, while he does those things to hookers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#35
July 06, 2012, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
...because it's funnier.

See, I knew you were still serious about Saturday night.

Welcome back.

Thanks Sweetie.

Now maybe my friend Uday will not sob all night, while he does those things to hookers.

Somehow I doubt that... I mean sadly I am an optimist, but that's just unrealistic.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
July 06, 2012, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 06, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
...because it's funnier.

See, I knew you were still serious about Saturday night.

Welcome back.

Thanks Sweetie.

Now maybe my friend Uday will not sob all night, while he does those things to hookers.

Somehow I doubt that... I mean sadly I am an optimist, but that's just unrealistic.

He used to smile when he did that, before his papa disappeared a year or so ago.  He'd giggle like a loon, and talk about old Uncle Kim.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#37
July 06, 2012, 03:07:28 PM
I think the deaths of all his old poker buddies got him down.  Carol Channing can only amuse for so long... what am I saying?  She's always amusing.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Eater of Clowns

#38
July 06, 2012, 03:48:38 PM
...my topics can SUMMON HOOPLA BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
July 06, 2012, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 05, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 09:02:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2012, 09:00:50 PM
because Roger bought the rights to my name out from under me at a back alley auction.

I didn't want to...But Nigel said if I didn't get her those rights, she'd pull my spine out through my urethra.

She must have been in a good mood.

Yeah, she normally doesn't give warnings.

AND THAT'S HOW WE GET BONELESS CHICKEN, KIDS

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
July 06, 2012, 04:41:38 PM
I'm still a Discordian because BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
July 06, 2012, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 06, 2012, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 05, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 09:02:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2012, 09:00:50 PM
because Roger bought the rights to my name out from under me at a back alley auction.

I didn't want to...But Nigel said if I didn't get her those rights, she'd pull my spine out through my urethra.

She must have been in a good mood.

Yeah, she normally doesn't give warnings.

AND THAT'S HOW WE GET BONELESS CHICKEN, KIDS

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This is why chickens never smile.

They know what happened to The Little Red Hen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
July 06, 2012, 04:44:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 06, 2012, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 05, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 09:02:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2012, 09:00:50 PM
because Roger bought the rights to my name out from under me at a back alley auction.

I didn't want to...But Nigel said if I didn't get her those rights, she'd pull my spine out through my urethra.

She must have been in a good mood.

Yeah, she normally doesn't give warnings.

AND THAT'S HOW WE GET BONELESS CHICKEN, KIDS

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This is why chickens never smile.

They know what happened to The Little Red Hen.

I wouldn't normally say this, but she had it coming. That tiny scarf and the hipster glasses were bad enough, but when she made that comment about being into Belle and Sebastian before they were popular it sent me over the edge.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#43
July 06, 2012, 04:44:55 PM
...because...

Because:
I walk 47 miles of barbed wire.
I use a cobra-snake for a necktie.
I got a brand new house on the roadside,
made from rattlesnake hide.
I got a brand new chimney made on top,
made out of a human skull.

I got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind.
I'm just 39 and I do very, very much mind dyin'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
July 06, 2012, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 06, 2012, 04:44:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 04:42:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 06, 2012, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 06, 2012, 01:41:05 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 05, 2012, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 09:02:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 05, 2012, 09:00:50 PM
because Roger bought the rights to my name out from under me at a back alley auction.

I didn't want to...But Nigel said if I didn't get her those rights, she'd pull my spine out through my urethra.

She must have been in a good mood.

Yeah, she normally doesn't give warnings.

AND THAT'S HOW WE GET BONELESS CHICKEN, KIDS

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This is why chickens never smile.

They know what happened to The Little Red Hen.

I wouldn't normally say this, buy she had it coming. That tiny scarf and the hipster glasses sent me over the edge.

ATTN, MEMBERS OF PD:  Don't be frightened, it's only SCIENCE.  And she's way the fuck up in Portland, so you're safe until the hipsters run out.  Please return to your regularly scheduled entertainment.  There is no cause for alarm.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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