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Oh yeah, THAT's why you don't need to get married: y'all can't get pregnant DUH!

Started by navkat, March 05, 2013, 01:49:22 AM

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navkat

March 05, 2013, 01:49:22 AM
Or, as my friend Cedric in New Orleans put it: "This is pants-on-head stupid."

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/argument-against-gay-marriage-california-hinges-accidental-pregnancies-095158941--election.html

QuoteIn a brief filed with the Supreme Court last week, the Obama administration slammed the unusual legal argument now key in the movement against gay marriage: that gay couples cannot become accidentally pregnant and thus do not need access to marriage.

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 05, 2013, 01:55:03 AM
Well, that settles it.  We'll have to go annul the marriages of everyone who hasn't got kids.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
March 05, 2013, 01:58:17 AM
Oh no, does that mean that since I had a hysterectomy, I can't get married? :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#3
March 05, 2013, 01:58:32 AM
Already done. What God hath joined, no man shall put asunder...unless the State gets an injunction and dissolves it retroactively. You know, because God made a mistake.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 05, 2013, 02:02:21 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 05, 2013, 01:58:17 AM
Oh no, does that mean that since I had a hysterectomy, I can't get married? :(

Yep.  I went to the man with the laser in 1998.  All of my marriages have been farces because of this.  The sanctity of ALL BUT ONE OF THEM is ROONT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

navkat

#5
March 05, 2013, 02:10:45 AM
The Lord spoke to my heart about this. I mean, I prayed on it all night and He said to me, he says "Juniper (that's His pet name for me), Juniper, you have a callin'. I'm tellin' you that you need to keep my word on earth. I do NOT WANT ladies marrying ladies and men marrying men. I'm getting really tired of being forced into sending blessings down and joining these people in Holy Matrimony because you haven't got this under control yet. This needs to stop. My magical union-dust is supposed to be reserved for ONE man and ONE woman. If you keep on letting this go on, there won't be any marriage-dust left for the straight people who NEED it."

So I'm sorry but He, in His most merciful wisdom is TELLIN' us what to do and we're just not LISTENIN'. He's warnin' us of Things To Come and we're not gonna like it if we disobey.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 05, 2013, 02:25:28 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 05, 2013, 01:58:32 AM
Already done. What God hath joined, no man shall put asunder...unless the State gets an injunction and dissolves it retroactively. You know, because God made a mistake.

If I find out here's an afterlife and I'm married to my first husband FOR ALL ETERNITY in it, I will kill a motherfucker.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#7
March 05, 2013, 02:31:26 AM
It's okay because He also stated what man has bound on earth is also bound in heaven and vise-versa. So basically, we can do whatever we want and God has to bless that shit.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 05, 2013, 02:34:15 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 05, 2013, 02:31:26 AM
It's okay because He also stated what man has bound on earth is also bound in heaven and vise-versa. So basically, we can do whatever we want and God has to bless that shit.

SWEET. I'm going to use that to go get gay-married.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#9
March 05, 2013, 02:50:53 AM
WAIT! That's not...YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

McGrupp

#10
March 05, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
Well, first Leviticus and now this, Case closed.

I noticed on the side one of the articles you can link to is entitled are Americans getting smarter
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/americans-getting-smarter-143840511.html

No, no we are not, but we are getting better at taking tests apparently.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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March 05, 2013, 04:33:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2013, 01:55:03 AM
Well, that settles it.  We'll have to go annul the marriages of everyone who hasn't got kids.

And everybody who CAN'T have kids. Like old people.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
March 05, 2013, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on March 05, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
Well, first Leviticus and now this, Case closed.

I noticed on the side one of the articles you can link to is entitled are Americans getting smarter
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/americans-getting-smarter-143840511.html

No, no we are not, but we are getting better at taking tests apparently.

Actually, we do seem to have gotten significantly smarter, and it is now leveling off. I'll give you three guesses at what the increase in average IQ scores is related to.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

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March 05, 2013, 10:18:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 05, 2013, 07:05:55 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on March 05, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
Well, first Leviticus and now this, Case closed.

I noticed on the side one of the articles you can link to is entitled are Americans getting smarter
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/americans-getting-smarter-143840511.html

No, no we are not, but we are getting better at taking tests apparently.

Actually, we do seem to have gotten significantly smarter, and it is now leveling off. I'll give you three guesses at what the increase in average IQ scores is related to.

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#14
March 05, 2013, 11:32:37 AM
Making the testing centres really hard to find?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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