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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM

Title: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
QuoteWe're talking sexual morality, we're talking "Sex isn't special if you do it with everyone/too much". I thought it was a worthwhile thing to say, but I'm quite often wrong about that.
Slyph

OK.

So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

What are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 01:56:40 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 02:06:23 AM
 :spit: (http://popcornboxes.net/wp-content/uploads/popcorn-bags.jpg)
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:07:58 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 11, 2011, 01:56:40 AM
:lol:

Whatever.

I think the questions are perfectly valid, considering the other thread we have going on.

Suu's opinions (which are horribly prude compared to everyone else. Guaranteed.)

So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it? I can't do just anyone. There has to be SOME sort of connection. Even so, the casual sex I've had before just...never did it for me. It actually left me feeling kinda empty.

Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally? Depends on the person and if it was a scarring experience. But if I didn't dig it the first time around, there isn't going to be a second. Friends or no.

What are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any? Aside from catching the HIV? The Clap? The Siph? The Hep? Um, gee...Well, I have to say that with monogamous sex, you do learn more about your partner and how to please one another.  Bouncing around between partners you have a chance to never be pleased at all, so whats the point?













Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:11:40 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:07:58 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 11, 2011, 01:56:40 AM
:lol:

Whatever.

I think the questions are perfectly valid, considering the other thread we have going on.

Suu's opinions (which are horribly prude compared to everyone else. Guaranteed.)

So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it? I can't do just anyone. There has to be SOME sort of connection. Even so, the casual sex I've had before just...never did it for me. It actually left me feeling kinda empty.

Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally? Depends on the person and if it was a scarring experience. But if I didn't dig it the first time around, there isn't going to be a second. Friends or no.

What are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any? Aside from catching the HIV? The Clap? The Siph? The Hep? Um, gee...Well, I have to say that with monogamous sex, you do learn more about your partner and how to please one another.  Bouncing around between partners you have a chance to never be pleased at all, so whats the point?















They are perfectly valid questions, I just couldn't help myself... sorry.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:14:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
QuoteWe're talking sexual morality, we're talking "Sex isn't special if you do it with everyone/too much". I thought it was a worthwhile thing to say, but I'm quite often wrong about that.
Slyph

OK.

So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

What are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?



Ok, seriously...

1. Yes please.
2. Sex always leads to problems. And yet, one can't help but be pulled into the drama. Is it worth it? I think it is, but it's debatable.
3. What suu said, but also, speaking as a guy, or at least, for myself, I could go either way, but I don't like being tied down right now.

As the great sage Morrison once said, "Variety is the spice of life, that's what the judge is gonna tell my wife".
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Jasper on May 11, 2011, 02:19:19 AM
Are we talking about indiscriminate swingers, or polyamorous people?  I think polyamory can be healthy and rewarding if you (and anyone you're with) are all on the same page, play around safely and selectively, trust each other, and don't have negative emotional reactions about it.  Swingers are just gross.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 02:22:46 AM
Yar I left out the STD's.   

Thought that was a given.  :wink:

And I did make this as an aside to the other thread's going round atm.  :D

Just wanted to see what everyone's ideas/morals/whatever on sex were.  :evil:





Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:23:04 AM
Just want to explain myself a little in regards to my first post too... I wasn't laughing at OP, I was laughing at my predicament at this moment of time that's been so crazy, I just can't do anything but laugh to stop myself from screaming.

The weekend I had was pretty insane.

Long story short, ended up at a birthday party, ended up making out with the fiancée of the birthday boy, while he was passed out in bed, with us lying right next to him while this was going on.

Anyway, I know this isn't the place to talk about my sex life, jus sayin is all.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:23:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 11, 2011, 02:19:19 AM
Are we talking about indiscriminate swingers, or polyamorous people?  I think polyamory can be healthy and rewarding if you (and anyone you're with) are all on the same page, play around safely and selectively, trust each other, and don't have negative emotional reactions about it.  Swingers are just gross.


This as well.

Whole heartedly agree with all of it.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 11, 2011, 02:24:32 AM
anyone/anytime sex was fun when thats what i wanted, monogamous relationship sex is fun now that i want that.
both are rewarding depending on what you want in your life at that time.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:25:21 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 11, 2011, 02:24:32 AM
anyone/anytime sex was fun when thats what i wanted, monogamous relationship sex is fun now that i want that.
both are rewarding depending on what you want in your life at that time.

I think the key is here. Sex is rewarding based on what *you* want.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 11, 2011, 02:26:52 AM
Sig,
what do you mean by 'gross'?
(furthermore, what do you mean by 'swinger'?)
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:27:39 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:23:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 11, 2011, 02:19:19 AM
Are we talking about indiscriminate swingers, or polyamorous people?  I think polyamory can be healthy and rewarding if you (and anyone you're with) are all on the same page, play around safely and selectively, trust each other, and don't have negative emotional reactions about it.  Swingers are just gross.


This as well.

Whole heartedly agree with all of it.

Ditto.

Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 11, 2011, 02:24:32 AM
anyone/anytime sex was fun when thats what i wanted, monogamous relationship sex is fun now that i want that.
both are rewarding depending on what you want in your life at that time.

Also Yep.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 02:30:12 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 11, 2011, 02:19:19 AM
Are we talking about indiscriminate swingers, or polyamorous people?  I think polyamory can be healthy and rewarding if you (and anyone you're with) are all on the same page, play around safely and selectively, trust each other, and don't have negative emotional reactions about it.  Swingers are just gross.


This.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:39:24 AM
I think a lot of is personal point of view in the end, and no so much what's "right" and "wrong". Because if you asked me 15 years ago what I thought was right, versus 10 years ago, 5 years ago, 2 years ago and today, you'll find varying answers. Experience and age changes A LOT.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:41:00 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 02:39:24 AM
I think a lot of is personal point of view in the end, and no so much what's "right" and "wrong". Because if you asked me 15 years ago what I thought was right, versus 10 years ago, 5 years ago, 2 years ago and today, you'll find varying answers. Experience and age changes A LOT.
Some days, I make vows of celibacy. This usually goes out the window within a few hours.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:06:45 AM
On February 13th, I told myself I was staying celibate through the summer to make it a full year. (GS and I sorta gave up in August.)

On April 22th, my mind changed.  :oops:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 11, 2011, 03:17:02 AM
i've never intentionally chose celibacy  :lol: but it has chosen me
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 03:20:23 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 03:06:45 AM
On February 13th, I told myself I was staying celibate through the summer to make it a full year. (GS and I sorta gave up in August.)

On April 22th, my mind changed.  :oops:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 03:25:28 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 03:06:45 AM
On February 13th, I told myself I was staying celibate through the summer to make it a full year. (GS and I sorta gave up in August.)

On April 22th, my mind changed.  :oops:
You know what impresses me? You remembered the exact dates. Who the hell keeps track of this shit so precisely?
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:30:02 AM
Quote from: Lies on May 11, 2011, 03:25:28 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 03:06:45 AM
On February 13th, I told myself I was staying celibate through the summer to make it a full year. (GS and I sorta gave up in August.)

On April 22th, my mind changed.  :oops:
You know what impresses me? You remembered the exact dates. Who the hell keeps track of this shit so precisely?

Oh this was easy.

GS and I broke up the night of Dimo's show, which was the day before Valentine's Day.
DF and I hooked up Friday night at Anime Boston.

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 03:34:47 AM
So long as it is safe, sane, and consensual . . . rock out with your cock (or vagina) out.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 04:19:54 AM
Ok, since I lol'ed too, guess I owe a serious answer.
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
QuoteWe're talking sexual morality, we're talking "Sex isn't special if you do it with everyone/too much". I thought it was a worthwhile thing to say, but I'm quite often wrong about that.
Slyph

OK.

So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?
That's kind of an odd question, since "any time you want it" could mean "every now and then" for one person and "24/7, dammit!" for somebody else, but on the condition that it's consensual, yeah, it's peoples' business.
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Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?
Sex itself doesn't, it's just sex. Your brain probably doesn't care much what's happening down there except that it likes the endorphins or whatever gets released. I think people can bring a lot of head trips to it, though. So the mental stuff can come in through jealousy, unrealistic expectations, guilt, all that stuff.
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What are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?

Other than disease prevention (if indeed nobody's lying about it) and maybe a sense of security, probably not much, other than culturally conditioned stuff. As a female, I'd feel funky about myself if I ran around screwing everybody and I tend to be strongly attracted to one person at a time. Guys are wired different. Not saying that's always the case, but it tends to be.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 11, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM


So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

I'm for it.

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

IMO, only if its not consensual, not between mature adults, or if the participants already had mental problems.

Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
What are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?

Safety is easier with monogamy.  Some people get off on the familiarity and so prefer monogamy.  Others want/need variety to keep things interesting. 
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Jasper on May 11, 2011, 06:27:36 AM
For me, I don't necessarily require frequent changes in partner, but unless there is plenty of novelty and variation, I start feeling like a machine or a dumb animal.  It gets repetitive if I don't have something interesting going on.  My sex life's motto is "nothing is kinky twice".  And it's true for me.  That feeling of "this is kinky, whee!" never lasts more than once, maybe twice in a row.  And I kinda need that.

That had nothing to do with the thread, except for Aloe's comment about the need for variation.  Sorry.  :oops:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Wyldkat on May 11, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

Not really my thing.  I need a connection for it to work.

QuoteDoes it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

People do become addicted to sex, so that could be a possible problem.  It could be used as an escape from issues with commitment.  Jealousy, broken relationships, hurt feelings....  All of that could be involved.  The act itself isn't the issue it's the brains that are attached to the physical bodies doing the deed.

QuoteWhat are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?

My first response to this was why was it cut into two choices?  That is no where close to the range of options that are out there.

Monogamy lends itself to familiarity, comfort, dropping of barriers, and it's there when you want it.  Random sex is noncommittal, exciting, new.  
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Placid Dingo on May 11, 2011, 10:09:27 AM
I'm out of a long term relationship, so I'm still reestablishing how the dating/sex world functions.

I have some kind of opinions but they seem pretty pointless without actually Having the real world experience to back them up.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 11:39:33 AM
QuoteSo what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

Whatever does it for you.

QuoteDoes it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

Yes, if you do it wrong. If you're a square-peg round-holling it, it'll really fuck you up. Like anything, really. Like trying to be straight.

QuoteWhat are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?
Stability, Nonsexual intimacy, Safety, Company, Societal acceptance.

I'm married-monogamous.  I've been historically monogamous. While this is the kind of relationship I go for, the kind that works for me, that doesn't mean other people might not be happier tripling off rather than paring off... I consider serial monogamy a historical accident that suits me down to the ground. I'm happy with it. But as Dishclothians I think it's on us to try and refrain from calling other people creepy or slutty, or creepy-slutty for exploring other options and other forms unless they're harming others or themselves.

The risk of STI's is not the end-all argument against other legitimate ideas about the role of fucking. Rubber up, babies.

This might be special pleading, but I think yiff-furries are legit creepy. But that's an aesthetic statement, not a moral condemnation.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 11, 2011, 12:47:03 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

Pretty much exactly this.  Just be careful about it. 
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 11, 2011, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 11, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
Does it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?
IMO, only if its not consensual, not between mature adults, or if the participants already had mental problems.

I agree in theory but sadly mental problems are everywhere, almost everyone has them.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 11, 2011, 02:28:20 PM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 11, 2011, 06:54:22 AM


People do become addicted to sex, so that could be a possible problem.  

I'm addicted to breathing!  Its dangerous, as there are pollutants in the air which I can inhale causing Air Transmitted Diseases that can really ruin my life, so I have to be careful about where I choose to breathe, but its a natural function that makes me feel good.  Ima keep doing it. 


(No real point here people, just fucking with Wyldkat.)
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

The last time we had a thread on this I said pretty much the same thing and I got called a slut!   :|

Personally, I've been celibate for a number of years.  Probably explains why I'm such a fucking bitch.

I think women (in general, men do this too) put too much emphasis on "the meaning" or "the connection" or they add in emotions.  That's all well and fine if you are in a relationship at any phase.  However, sex in itself is something that can certainly be enjoyed without any bullshit attached to it, just because it feels good.  As long as you are careful, you aren't screwing around with someone's significant other or screwing around on your own SO and the other person knows what they are doing, it's all good.

Yeah, waiting on the slut comments to start.....

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Disco Pickle on May 11, 2011, 02:33:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

The last time we had a thread on this I said pretty much the same thing and I got called a slut!   :|

Personally, I've been celibate for a number of years.  Probably explains why I'm such a fucking bitch.

I think women (in general, men do this too) put too much emphasis on "the meaning" or "the connection" or they add in emotions.  That's all well and fine if you are in a relationship at any phase.  However, sex in itself is something that can certainly be enjoyed without any bullshit attached to it, just because it feels good.  As long as you are careful, you aren't screwing around with someone's significant other or screwing around on your own SO and the other person knows what they are doing, it's all good.

Yeah, waiting on the slut comments to start.....



slut.   :D

Pickle likes to help get the ball rolling whenever possible.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:34:47 PM
You're not a slut. There's a difference.

I have no issues with casual consensual sex between two parties as long as it's safe. Is sex better when there's feelings involved? Absolutely, but they aren't a requirement. I've just found that I've been overly if not completely disappointed before with casual sex. Granted, I haven't had too many partners in my career as a sexually active adult, but out of the 3 total random hookups I've had, I've only been pleased with one.

I could, ya know, also be a picky bitch.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 11, 2011, 02:38:27 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

The last time we had a thread on this I said pretty much the same thing and I got called a slut!   :|

Personally, I've been celibate for a number of years.  Probably explains why I'm such a fucking bitch.

I think women (in general, men do this too) put too much emphasis on "the meaning" or "the connection" or they add in emotions.  That's all well and fine if you are in a relationship at any phase.  However, sex in itself is something that can certainly be enjoyed without any bullshit attached to it, just because it feels good.  As long as you are careful, you aren't screwing around with someone's significant other or screwing around on your own SO and the other person knows what they are doing, it's all good.

Yeah, waiting on the slut comments to start.....



You're not a slut, you're a bitch. You know how I know this?

A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone.
A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone except me.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 02:44:26 PM
Celibacy's perfectly valid.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 02:45:39 PM
So sayeth I, some tool in front of a computer, telling you what you already know. aka THE VALIDATOR
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 02:53:16 PM
When I was in high school, I was embarrassed to still be a virgin. True story.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Between Long Island and Florida, that's not surprising.



Incidentally, since I haven't weighed in yet, here goes:


Sex (and all the physical, mental, and emotional states encompassed therein) is inherently subjective.


THE END.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 02:58:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Sex (and all the physical, mental, and emotional states encompassed therein) is inherently subjective.


THE END.
This. LMNO wins again.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Between Long Island and Florida, that's not surprising.

Because I wasn't a Jewish slut and/or popped out a kid before I was 16?

Meh, my sister was slutty enough for all 3 of us. I got the 'NO SEX OR YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AND DIE' talk, my brother got the, 'Wear a rubber' talk, and my sister didn't pay attention to a fucking thing because she was the spoiled rotten baby of the family.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 03:08:26 PM
Hey, I was ashamed I was still a virgin in sixth grade.  Peer pressure sucks.


Took (more than) a few years, but things changed eventually.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 03:09:01 PM
Sex is fun.

Sex is more fun with people I like.

I have found that sleeping with people who genuinely hate me usually goes totally sideways.

Don't sleep with any woman that keeps a jar of human teeth under the sink.

That is all.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 03:09:01 PM

Don't sleep with any woman that keeps a jar of human teeth under the sink.


Well, where SHOULD one keep them?
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 03:16:13 PM
String them into a merkin...


VAGINA DENTATA, what a wonderful phrase...
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2011, 03:18:17 PM
Quote from: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 03:16:13 PM
String them into a merkin...


VAGINA DENTATA, what a wonderful phrase...

:spittake:

Fuck.  Now it's stuck in my head.  Being sung by a fucking meercat.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:18:26 PM
You know what? I didn't miss much. IMO, that's a lot of responsibility for a teenager. I mean, yeah, in the end it's subjective and individual choice, but I just never seemed to be in that much of a rush. I wanted to get into a good college and NOT be knocked up at 17 because trashy Florida boys won't use condoms and my parents wouldn't let me go on BC. (They probably totally would have if I asked, but I didn't want it to come to that.)

I may not have "gotten around" or "had a lot of experience" or whatever, but at least I know with the amount of partners I've had (I require two hands, but not my toes to count them all) I've always been safe. I was also monogamous for 7 years. My mom was a pretty good person to talk to, still is, but I know a lot of kids aren't as lucky and don't have the relationships with their parents like I did.

This is why I'm such a strong advocate for good sex ed in grade schools. Not that I didn't get my fair share of scary filmstrips, but for some reason I feel like it's taking a backburner and it shouldn't.

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
I'm pretty sure if I started having sex in high school, I wouldn't have been able to deal with it intelligently-- hell, I wasn't able to do that until I was 25, at the very least. 
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
I'm pretty sure if I started having sex in high school, I wouldn't have been able to deal with it intelligently-- hell, I wasn't able to do that until I was 25, at the very least. 

I'm 42, and I still can't deal with it intelligently.  I go totally sideways, and my brain falls into my neck.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:24:33 PM
Wait...

It's something you're suppose to take SERIOUSLY?!

Dude, if I can't laugh with you while we're bumpin' uglies, something is wrong.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 03:26:24 PM
[requia]

intelligently =/= seriously

[/requia]
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:28:01 PM
I don't even understand how you can take sex intelligently, let alone, seriously.

Either way...

No. I don't wanna!




Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 03:38:50 PM
Let's put it this way... I was a total fuckhead bastard when I was younger.  As soon as I got to the point where women found me attractive and wanted to fuck me, I would jump at every opportunity, regardless if I was dating someone or not.  And I would "neglect" to tell these women (and men) about the others.  This led to disasterously stupid situations, and caused a lot of damage to myself and others.  I couldn't deal with my libido.


So yeah... I'd consider the behavior of saying "I'm honored, but dating someone" to be intelligent sexually.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 03:42:19 PM
Ahhhh, gotcha!

Okay, then I guess I've always been intelligent in that aspect. I have lines that I do not cross, and I've never cheated (despite what Herbert may have said) but my problem is that I'm a flirt, and a center of attention. I can cause drama completely unknowingly by just "being me". Being able to break hearts at 20 paces without trying is apparently one of my mutant powers, you know, aside from apparently being able to suck men's souls into my vag during sex.

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 03:46:03 PM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 11, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

Not really my thing.  I need a connection for it to work.

QuoteDoes it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

People do become addicted to sex, so that could be a possible problem.  It could be used as an escape from issues with commitment.  Jealousy, broken relationships, hurt feelings....  All of that could be involved.  The act itself isn't the issue it's the brains that are attached to the physical bodies doing the deed.

QuoteWhat are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?

My first response to this was why was it cut into two choices?  That is no where close to the range of options that are out there.

Monogamy lends itself to familiarity, comfort, dropping of barriers, and it's there when you want it.  Random sex is noncommittal, exciting, new.  

The poly people I've known over the years all seemed happy and well-adjusted. Why are monogamous people always telling them that they have issues with commitment? Commitment is a choice, it shouldn't be mandatory.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
"I've been to many poly marriages, but I've never been to any poly three-year anniversaries."
-Dan Savage
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 03:54:10 PM
"I've been to many poly marriages, but I've never been to any poly three-year anniversaries."
-Dan Savage
Well, yeah, when the involved parties say "We're all gonna be all committed but we're all gonna fuck around with each other, too". I was thinking more along the lines of happy-bachelor types.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:

Only for you babe. <3
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:

Only for you babe. <3
:fap:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:05:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 11, 2011, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 04:00:41 PM
I'm too selfish to be poly.


Back off, skanks, he's mine. You cannot has.

I don't share my toys. :D
But you share you, right?  :kiss:

Only for you babe. <3
:fap:

:evil: :fap: :evil:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 11, 2011, 04:27:21 PM
Quote from: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 02:44:26 PM
Celibacy's perfectly valid.

Actually, you're totally wrong about that. But that's just nature's way of getting that particular brand of wrongness out of the gene pool, so I guess I'm OK with it.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 04:32:25 PM
If humans didn't have sex for pleasure, then celebacy would be totally valid.

But, we have sex for pleasure. We're DESIGNED to have sex for pleasure, not just procreation. Celebacy isn't valid, otherwise priest wouldn't need to fuck little boys.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:34:01 PM
I was celibate for five years after I had my daughter. Best five years of my life. Honest. No men, no dates. Didn't have to worry about a god damn thing.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 11, 2011, 04:34:11 PM
Valid or not, it is sometimes the only option available....
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 04:40:35 PM
It's ok if there's nobody around you consider worth fucking.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 04:40:35 PM
It's ok if there's nobody around you consider worth fucking.

Well, yes.



Good thing god created dildos.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Can that really be considered "celibacy", though?

I mean, I joke that I was straight edge in boarding school because they banned smoking, there was no easy way to obtain alcohol, and no one wanted to fuck me.

I would think that celibacy would mean having the desire and opportunity to fuck, and choosing not to.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 04:48:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Can that really be considered "celibacy", though?

I mean, I joke that I was straight edge in boarding school because they banned smoking, there was no easy way to obtain alcohol, and no one wanted to fuck me.

I would think that celibacy would mean having the desire and opportunity to fuck, and choosing not to.


This.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
I think so.

I mean, celibacy is a choice. Dry spells happen, even when you don't want them, but if you go, "Okay, no more sex of any kind, not even with silicone" that's asserting a choice.

If you can make that vow, more freaking power to you.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Subtract Eight! on May 11, 2011, 04:58:39 PM
i ♥ u all
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 05:08:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

The last time we had a thread on this I said pretty much the same thing and I got called a slut!   :|

Personally, I've been celibate for a number of years.  Probably explains why I'm such a fucking bitch.

I think women (in general, men do this too) put too much emphasis on "the meaning" or "the connection" or they add in emotions.  That's all well and fine if you are in a relationship at any phase.  However, sex in itself is something that can certainly be enjoyed without any bullshit attached to it, just because it feels good.  As long as you are careful, you aren't screwing around with someone's significant other or screwing around on your own SO and the other person knows what they are doing, it's all good.

Yeah, waiting on the slut comments to start.....



Um yeah, I'm mostly staying out of this because I've had my fair share of being called a slut, as well.

I am going to make the comment that your psychology and your body are not separate things, so you can't separate sex from emotion. Your brain, up in your head, and all your glands, make all sorts of glorious juicy chemicals that affect your mood and affect bonding with your partner. So, if you're going to fuck everything that moves (anybody remember that magazine? I had a subscription, way back in the day when I was more interested in girls than boys) it's wise to keep in mind that it's natural to have feelings of affection and tenderness for your partner, even if it's a near-stranger, and let that happen rather than try to compartmentalize.

Which brings me to what I find creepy about swingers. It's not the act of partner-swapping or the promiscuous sex. It's that the swingers I have met from the "scene" come across as calculating and predatory. They have a rule that emotional involvement is completely taboo... and that lack of human connection leads to a pretty icky vibe IME. I don't like being around it. I don't like being assessed as a piece of meat, and that's what it feels like.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
Quote from: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 02:45:39 PM
So sayeth I, some tool in front of a computer, telling you what you already know. aka THE VALIDATOR

:lulz: This cracked me up.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 05:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 05:08:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

The last time we had a thread on this I said pretty much the same thing and I got called a slut!   :|

Personally, I've been celibate for a number of years.  Probably explains why I'm such a fucking bitch.

I think women (in general, men do this too) put too much emphasis on "the meaning" or "the connection" or they add in emotions.  That's all well and fine if you are in a relationship at any phase.  However, sex in itself is something that can certainly be enjoyed without any bullshit attached to it, just because it feels good.  As long as you are careful, you aren't screwing around with someone's significant other or screwing around on your own SO and the other person knows what they are doing, it's all good.

Yeah, waiting on the slut comments to start.....



Um yeah, I'm mostly staying out of this because I've had my fair share of being called a slut, as well.

I am going to make the comment that your psychology and your body are not separate things, so you can't separate sex from emotion. Your brain, up in your head, and all your glands, make all sorts of glorious juicy chemicals that affect your mood and affect bonding with your partner. So, if you're going to fuck everything that moves (anybody remember that magazine? I had a subscription, way back in the day when I was more interested in girls than boys) it's wise to keep in mind that it's natural to have feelings of affection and tenderness for your partner, even if it's a near-stranger, and let that happen rather than try to compartmentalize.

Which brings me to what I find creepy about swingers. It's not the act of partner-swapping or the promiscuous sex. It's that the swingers I have met from the "scene" come across as calculating and predatory. They have a rule that emotional involvement is completely taboo... and that lack of human connection leads to a pretty icky vibe IME. I don't like being around it. I don't like being assessed as a piece of meat, and that's what it feels like.

After Herb and I were splitsville, I had a random hookup with a friend of mine. I remember texting you and telling you how empty I felt. We agreed it wasn't right.

-Suu
Swears by Nigel for sex/divorce advice
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Can that really be considered "celibacy", though?

I mean, I joke that I was straight edge in boarding school because they banned smoking, there was no easy way to obtain alcohol, and no one wanted to fuck me.

I would think that celibacy would mean having the desire and opportunity to fuck, and choosing not to.
Well in that case, it's stupid. :D
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 11, 2011, 05:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 05:08:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 11, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 08:06:36 AM
Sex is just sex. It should be had as often as possible, with as many people as possible. Allowing your emotions to interfere with your sex life is, IMO, depriving yourself of another awesome way to enjoy life.

The last time we had a thread on this I said pretty much the same thing and I got called a slut!   :|

Personally, I've been celibate for a number of years.  Probably explains why I'm such a fucking bitch.

I think women (in general, men do this too) put too much emphasis on "the meaning" or "the connection" or they add in emotions.  That's all well and fine if you are in a relationship at any phase.  However, sex in itself is something that can certainly be enjoyed without any bullshit attached to it, just because it feels good.  As long as you are careful, you aren't screwing around with someone's significant other or screwing around on your own SO and the other person knows what they are doing, it's all good.

Yeah, waiting on the slut comments to start.....



Um yeah, I'm mostly staying out of this because I've had my fair share of being called a slut, as well.

I am going to make the comment that your psychology and your body are not separate things, so you can't separate sex from emotion. Your brain, up in your head, and all your glands, make all sorts of glorious juicy chemicals that affect your mood and affect bonding with your partner. So, if you're going to fuck everything that moves (anybody remember that magazine? I had a subscription, way back in the day when I was more interested in girls than boys) it's wise to keep in mind that it's natural to have feelings of affection and tenderness for your partner, even if it's a near-stranger, and let that happen rather than try to compartmentalize.

Which brings me to what I find creepy about swingers. It's not the act of partner-swapping or the promiscuous sex. It's that the swingers I have met from the "scene" come across as calculating and predatory. They have a rule that emotional involvement is completely taboo... and that lack of human connection leads to a pretty icky vibe IME. I don't like being around it. I don't like being assessed as a piece of meat, and that's what it feels like.

After Herb and I were splitsville, I had a random hookup with a friend of mine. I remember texting you and telling you how empty I felt. We agreed it wasn't right.

-Suu
Swears by Nigel for sex/divorce advice

I am the DIVORCE MASTAH! :lulz:

Yeah, the only times I've felt bad about myself after sex is when it was with someone I didn't care about romantically. I've fallen into bed with strangers I had an instant attraction to and come out of it with lifelong friends, but there's something in that decision path that differentiates between "Hot stranger I want to fall in love with for the night and then be friends with" and "person I don't REALLY want to fuck, I'm just going through the motions to distract myself from my pain".
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 11, 2011, 05:23:03 PM
Well, it wasn't that we didn't want to fuck, it's just that I think we were so into the idea of it that we disappointed ourselves.  :lulz: (that and his dick was smaller than what I was used to........by a long shot.)

We're still good friends, but there's a definite change now. I almost miss the sexual tension and fun we had with that BEFORE sleeping together, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on May 11, 2011, 05:24:42 PM
I can count the # of people I've been with on one hand, which appears to be a rarity in my age group (not a judgment, just an observation). I had a few casual flings after the end of my first long-term relationship and...I don't necessarily want to say I regret it but, looking back, I could have gone without. It just wasn't fulfilling and I felt kinda dirty afterwards (and not the good kind). Of course, as I said, I was just coming out of a long, kinda traumatic relationship, so I wasn't in a good headspace as it was. Maybe I would feel differently about it if that wasn't the case, but meh, it is what it is. I dunno, I just think I prefer to have some sort of emotional connection with the person I'm with. While I may regret a lot of what happened with my first long-term relationship, I can't say I regret sleeping with him because there was something there at one point. I've been with the same guy for almost 6 years now and while we may not go at it like rabbits like in the beginning it's still great whenever we do - a combination of the emotional connection, being comfortable with each other's bodies and knowing what the other person likes. Plus the fact that being with someone long term allows for more experimentation and for some of the kinks to work their way in. Personally, I'm not going to bring out the whips and chains (hypothetically speaking) the first or even first several times. Again, it's the comfort level.

If that makes me prude of the year, well then, at least I won something.

As for anyone else, well who am I to say what gets you off? Everyone has their own thing. As long as you're not hurting yourself (emotionally speaking) or others with your sex life, do what you will. As long as it's not with my man I have no concern as to what you do with your genitals. For me, monogamy works. *shrug*
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 05:36:04 PM
Yeah, I don't think there's really a one-size-fits-all answer to any of this.

The one thing that I think is true for everyone is that your head should be in a good place so you don't do harm to yourself or others with your sexual expression.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 11, 2011, 04:27:21 PM
Quote from: Slyph on May 11, 2011, 02:44:26 PM
Celibacy's perfectly valid.

Actually, you're totally wrong about that. But that's just nature's way of getting that particular brand of wrongness out of the gene pool, so I guess I'm OK with it.

We're using different definitions of "Valid", as in: I'm not falling for the naturalistic fallacy.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
I have no idea what this sex thing is y'all are talking about.  I'm married with children. 

:rimshot:

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
I have only been with five people.

Three of them were 'fuck for fun'. After each of these I regretted it..

I am prude when single. I don't want it at all.

When I am in a relationship, usually my SO has trouble keeping up.

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: AFK on May 11, 2011, 07:02:47 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
I have only been with five people.

How many goats?



sorry
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 07:02:47 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
I have only been with five people.

How many goats?



sorry

Shiiiit I didn't know goats counted....

That would bring the count up to about 35 then.

Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 07:11:46 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 11, 2011, 07:02:47 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 06:55:24 PM
I have only been with five people.

How many goats?



sorry

Shiiiit I didn't know goats counted....

That would bring the count up to about 35 then.



:lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
When I was in high school I was the kid they picked to be both virgin and a slut. I don't know how I did it but I got daily updates on how my sex life was going. Apparently not only was I amazingly frigid to the point of being able to make ice just by touching water but I was known for disappearing under the bleachers to fuck any number of boys, teachers, and gym equipment.

I found this odd since anytime I wasn't in a class, I was in the library.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
When I was in high school I was the kid they picked to be both virgin and a slut. I don't know how I did it but I got daily updates on how my sex life was going. Apparently not only was I amazingly frigid to the point of being able to make ice just by touching water but I was known for disappearing under the bleachers to fuck any number of boys, teachers, and gym equipment.

I found this odd since anytime I wasn't in a class, I was in the library.

Bullying, plain and simple.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 08:08:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
When I was in high school I was the kid they picked to be both virgin and a slut. I don't know how I did it but I got daily updates on how my sex life was going. Apparently not only was I amazingly frigid to the point of being able to make ice just by touching water but I was known for disappearing under the bleachers to fuck any number of boys, teachers, and gym equipment.

I found this odd since anytime I wasn't in a class, I was in the library.
I knew girls in high school who were pregnant for three years.
All fever blisters are known as "syphilis" in high school, BTW.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
When I was in high school I was the kid they picked to be both virgin and a slut. I don't know how I did it but I got daily updates on how my sex life was going. Apparently not only was I amazingly frigid to the point of being able to make ice just by touching water but I was known for disappearing under the bleachers to fuck any number of boys, teachers, and gym equipment.

I found this odd since anytime I wasn't in a class, I was in the library.

Bullying, plain and simple.

Meh. I didn't have m/any friends in high school so I spent most of my time trying to figure out what these alien lifeforms were going ON about. Peer pressure didn't work on me because I assumed that they were all mentally handicapped based on the stupid shit they did. But I couldn't think my way out of my own social awkwardness.

So I didn't figure sex out until college and I never did figure out 'the right way' of interacting with people, period.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 08:12:12 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
When I was in high school I was the kid they picked to be both virgin and a slut. I don't know how I did it but I got daily updates on how my sex life was going. Apparently not only was I amazingly frigid to the point of being able to make ice just by touching water but I was known for disappearing under the bleachers to fuck any number of boys, teachers, and gym equipment.

I found this odd since anytime I wasn't in a class, I was in the library.

Bullying, plain and simple.

Meh. I didn't have m/any friends in high school so I spent most of my time trying to figure out what these alien lifeforms were going ON about. Peer pressure didn't work on me because I assumed that they were all mentally handicapped based on the stupid shit they did. But I couldn't think my way out of my own social awkwardness.

So I didn't figure sex out until college and I never did figure out 'the right way' of interacting with people, period.

There is no right way.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Miss Demeanor on May 11, 2011, 09:32:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
When I was in high school I was the kid they picked to be both virgin and a slut. I don't know how I did it but I got daily updates on how my sex life was going. Apparently not only was I amazingly frigid to the point of being able to make ice just by touching water but I was known for disappearing under the bleachers to fuck any number of boys, teachers, and gym equipment.

I found this odd since anytime I wasn't in a class, I was in the library.

Bullying, plain and simple.

Meh. I didn't have m/any friends in high school so I spent most of my time trying to figure out what these alien lifeforms were going ON about. Peer pressure didn't work on me because I assumed that they were all mentally handicapped based on the stupid shit they did. But I couldn't think my way out of my own social awkwardness.

So I didn't figure sex out until college and I never did figure out 'the right way' of interacting with people, period.

Meh, I was the "ice queen" and relished every moment.  I had a big old car wiht a huge backseat.  All the guys picked on my car(while being awed that I was learning to fix it myself).  My response was "big car, big backseat.  Not that any of you losers will ever personally find out".
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:53:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:10:47 PM
Peer pressure didn't work on me because I assumed that they were all mentally handicapped based on the stupid shit they did.

This is the correct response.

Congratulations on being a biped.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 10:56:39 PM
I didn't have peers. :(
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:57:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 10:56:39 PM
I didn't have peers. :(
Don't feel bad.  Peers live in England, and don't have any chins.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2011, 11:23:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:57:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 10:56:39 PM
I didn't have peers. :(
Don't feel bad.  Peers live in England, and don't have any chins.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 12, 2011, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:57:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 10:56:39 PM
I didn't have peers. :(
Don't feel bad.  Peers live in England, and don't have any chins.

:spittake:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 12, 2011, 03:04:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:57:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 11, 2011, 10:56:39 PM
I didn't have peers. :(
Don't feel bad.  Peers live in England, and don't have any chins.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Wyldkat on May 14, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 10:53:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 08:10:47 PM
Peer pressure didn't work on me because I assumed that they were all mentally handicapped based on the stupid shit they did.

This is the correct response.

Congratulations on being a biped.

This.  And it sounds like we had similar high school experiences...
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Wyldkat on May 14, 2011, 07:38:29 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 03:46:03 PM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 11, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
So what do you think of sex with anyone, any time you want it?

Not really my thing.  I need a connection for it to work.

QuoteDoes it/can it lead to problems? Mentally?

People do become addicted to sex, so that could be a possible problem.  It could be used as an escape from issues with commitment.  Jealousy, broken relationships, hurt feelings....  All of that could be involved.  The act itself isn't the issue it's the brains that are attached to the physical bodies doing the deed.

QuoteWhat are the benefits for Monogamous sex vs. random sex? If any?

My first response to this was why was it cut into two choices?  That is no where close to the range of options that are out there.

Monogamy lends itself to familiarity, comfort, dropping of barriers, and it's there when you want it.  Random sex is noncommittal, exciting, new.  

The poly people I've known over the years all seemed happy and well-adjusted. Why are monogamous people always telling them that they have issues with commitment? Commitment is a choice, it shouldn't be mandatory.

Seeing as I never mentioned poly, just mentioned that having sex whenever with whoever could be used as an escape from issues with commitment, the fact that I never specified if I was monogamous or not, and the fact that to my knowledge poly people don't necessarily "sleep around" any more than monogamous people and that many are in committed group relationships I'm sort of confused as to how you came up with your response.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 05:34:43 PM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 14, 2011, 07:38:29 AM
Seeing as I never mentioned poly, just mentioned that having sex whenever with whoever could be used as an escape from issues with commitment,

That's an odd phrase...it seems to ascribe some kind of pathology to people who don't want to be cornered in a capital "R" relationship.

Quotethe fact that I never specified if I was monogamous or not,

Are we talking about you? That wasn't clear from the OP.

Quote
and the fact that to my knowledge poly people don't necessarily "sleep around" any more than monogamous people and that many are in committed group relationships I'm sort of confused as to how you came up with your response.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/polyamory (http://definition%20of%20polyamoryPeople with multiple partners who aren't in "committed group relationships" far outnumber those who are.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Wyldkat on May 14, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 05:34:43 PM
Quote from: Wyldkat on May 14, 2011, 07:38:29 AM
Seeing as I never mentioned poly, just mentioned that having sex whenever with whoever could be used as an escape from issues with commitment

That's an odd phrase...it seems to ascribe some kind of pathology to people who don't want to be cornered in a capital "R" relationship.

"Could be" not "is always."  It was in answer to whether that type of sex life could cause issues and was by no means meant to mean that everyone who sleeps with whoever/whenever is trying to escape dealing with commitment issues.

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Quotethe fact that I never specified if I was monogamous or not,

Are we talking about you? That wasn't clear from the OP.

You responded to my response.  It sounded as though you were taking the response as though coming from a monogamous person who judges non-monogamous people.  If I read it wrong, I apologize.

Quote
Quote
and the fact that to my knowledge poly people don't necessarily "sleep around" any more than monogamous people and that many are in committed group relationships I'm sort of confused as to how you came up with your response.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/polyamory (http://definition%20of%20polyamoryPeople with multiple partners who aren't in "committed group relationships" far outnumber those who are.

Ok, but that doesn't negate my statement. 
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   :)
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Adios on May 14, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   :)

Don't forget about the procreation issue.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 08:56:30 PM
OMFG DON'T LET THEM BREED
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:56:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   :)

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Adios on May 14, 2011, 08:57:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:56:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   :)

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.

Now I may not be able to sleep tonite.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 09:01:59 PM
I'm so grateful I didn't take that back door to MWAD when it was offered. *shudders*
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 09:02:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:56:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   :)

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.

:vom:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 14, 2011, 10:50:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   :)

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 08:56:30 PM
OMFG DON'T LET THEM BREED

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Don't forget about the procreation issue.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2011, 08:56:35 PM
You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.


* I'm a pagan having sex with two agnostics. :D Neither of them have died yet, or caught anything. Though we are going through batteries and toys at a record rate.  :lulz:

* None of us have any interest in breeding, they are both fixed. I'm still too young to get my bits yanked but the PCOS on top of the boyfriend's fixed-ness makes getting knocked-up extremely unlikely.

* I bathe daily AND groom my female bits regularly. I even shave my armpits.

If y'all have a suggestion for any other disease control and or personal hygiene issue that I have neglected, feel free to enlighten me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Adios on May 14, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 14, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

I thought it was funny, especially the part about even shaving the pits.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2011, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 14, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

I thought it was funny, especially the part about even shaving the pits.

That part was funny. The bit about the batteries and toys sounded like bragging.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 14, 2011, 11:03:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 14, 2011, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 14, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

I thought it was funny, especially the part about even shaving the pits.

That part was funny. The bit about the batteries and toys sounded like bragging.

Wasn't meant to sound braggy, sorry. I was more thinking I'd get razzed for "mechanical assistance" when I'm supposed to be a "nature lover". Going for humor, here.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2011, 11:07:46 PM
I mean, we already have Lies, whose most recent feat he wanted to share with the board was that he made out with his friend's fiancee (classy), and one other person who I will not name because they have chilled it. But come on. For the most part, there is no reason make sure we all know how frequently/long/hard/excellently/etc. of your getting laid unless your motivation is to brag.

Unless it's funny. If it's funny all is forgiven. Otherwise, you are just guaranteed to piss off and gross out a bunch of people who AREN'T getting laid. And who are probably exceedingly sensitive and cranky about it.

JUST SAYING.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Kai on May 15, 2011, 01:46:52 AM
I'm not getting laid and not cranky about it. Hearing that my friends are fucking and enjoying it is great news. Better than hearing about how awful their sex lives are.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2011, 02:00:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 14, 2011, 11:07:46 PM
I mean, we already have Lies, whose most recent feat he wanted to share with the board was that he made out with his friend's fiancee (classy), and one other person who I will not name because they have chilled it. But come on. For the most part, there is no reason make sure we all know how frequently/long/hard/excellently/etc. of your getting laid unless your motivation is to brag.

Unless it's funny. If it's funny all is forgiven. Otherwise, you are just guaranteed to piss off and gross out a bunch of people who AREN'T getting laid. And who are probably exceedingly sensitive and cranky about it.

JUST SAYING.

Will work more on funny. :(
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 03:20:39 AM
I'm just pointing out a potential trend. If this place starts to turn into "PUDDIN' WRESTLING AND WE GO THROUGH SIX SETS OF DOUBLE D'S A WEEK AND THEN I SUCKED MY SWEETIE OFF FOUR TIMES AND SHE SAYS MY BALLS ARE MAGICAL LOVE-CANNONS" I am so out of here. There's enough of that shit on Pagan forums to keep the world puking together forever.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 03:27:11 AM
Nigel, i for one, would like to hear more about your puddin' wrestling.  and i would also like to learn what you mean by going through six sets of double d's.

personally, with the number of perverts on this board, i am surprised it is as soft spoken as it is regarding the topic of seeeeeeeex.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 15, 2011, 03:30:12 AM
I've got places to brag about sex, I try not to do it here.

On the other hand Kai had a thread for a bit about dating a porn star that could certainly have come across as bragging and I enjoyed the heck out of it.  Nigel's thread about her messed up love life could come across the same way, depending on how it's looked at, it certainly included more than a few pics with captions about how sexy the guys in them were (and they were sexy, I'm not complaining about them being shared, just pointing out that it's a bit inconsistent for Nigel to have been bragging about and showing off the sexy guys she was doing a few months ago and now complaining about others doing it here)

The board turning entirely, or largely, into bragging about sex lives would certainly be annoying, but I can't see that happening, and if it started to get close to that there would be some very funny satire that would undoubtedly emerge.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 03:30:14 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 03:27:11 AM
Nigel, i for one, would like to hear more about your puddin' wrestling.  and i would also like to learn what you mean by going through six sets of double d's.

personally, with the number of perverts on this board, i am surprised it is as soft spoken as it is regarding the topic of seeeeeeeex.

I actually really like TALKING ABOUT sex. What I dislike is bragging about sex, and I shouldn't have said anything about it in this thread (because it IS about sex, after all) but when people drop references in unrelated threads, just to make sure everyone knows that they're DOIN IT, I start to feel like it's sophomore year all over again.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 03:46:31 AM
I spent my sophomore year playing magic the gathering and nerding it up.  :sad:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 04:13:48 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 03:46:31 AM
I spent my sophomore year playing magic the gathering and nerding it up.  :sad:


I spent my sophomore year in total isolation from other human beings running around in the woods on a peninsula on Puget Sound. Nonetheless.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 15, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
... but what if my balls actually ARE magical love-cannons?

I mean, be fair to the gonadally superior.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 05:27:53 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 15, 2011, 03:30:12 AM
I've got places to brag about sex, I try not to do it here.

On the other hand Kai had a thread for a bit about dating a porn star that could certainly have come across as bragging and I enjoyed the heck out of it.  Nigel's thread about her messed up love life could come across the same way, depending on how it's looked at, it certainly included more than a few pics with captions about how sexy the guys in them were (and they were sexy, I'm not complaining about them being shared, just pointing out that it's a bit inconsistent for Nigel to have been bragging about and showing off the sexy guys she was doing a few months ago and now complaining about others doing it here)

The board turning entirely, or largely, into bragging about sex lives would certainly be annoying, but I can't see that happening, and if it started to get close to that there would be some very funny satire that would undoubtedly emerge.

I think I made a pretty clear distinction between gushing about your love life and oversharing explicit details. I mean, that "tastefulness" boundary might be difficult for some, but I'm kind of going for the overall feel of "am I sharing squick details in an otherwise unrelated thread just to brag?" distinction.

And, if someone wants to make a thread just for talking about TMI details like what their girlfriend's jizz tastes like or the acrobatics they can perform with their vagina, more power to 'em. I'm in favor of ghettoizing the overshare no one really cares about, to keep it from leaking into the board at large. We all talk about relationships, mostly in Open Bar. That's not what I was saying.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 05:28:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 15, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
... but what if my balls actually ARE magical love-cannons?

I mean, be fair to the gonadally superior.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Telarus on May 15, 2011, 08:44:00 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 05:28:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 15, 2011, 04:18:51 AM
... but what if my balls actually ARE magical love-cannons?

I mean, be fair to the gonadally superior.

:lulz:

This thread DELIVERS.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Slyph on May 15, 2011, 11:42:15 AM
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend Nate told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 15, 2011, 11:50:22 AM
 :troll:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 12:04:10 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 15, 2011, 11:50:22 AM
:troll:

O RLY
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on May 15, 2011, 12:07:11 PM
yea, rly
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: AFK on May 15, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...


I would share, but it would be like tuning into the Food Network to watch someone make vanilla ice cream.  Mind you, it's really good vanilla ice cream made from the finest, high quality vanilla beans, but yeah, it's still vanilla. 
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:37:31 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 15, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...


I would share, but it would be like tuning into the Food Network to watch someone make vanilla ice cream.  Mind you, it's really good vanilla ice cream made from the finest, high quality vanilla beans, but yeah, it's still vanilla.  

That's pretty much everyone's sex life. No matter how thrilling/kinky/exciting they find it at the time, unless there's a point to the anecdote aside from telling someone you had sex, you might as well just say "I had sex". Otherwise, it's becomes "Oh your boyfriend has a penis too? HOW UNUSUAL."

If there's a part that goes "And then the rope broke -- you wouldn't believe the carburator burns on  my ass!" THEN it's a story worth telling. Otherwise, congratulations; you are one of billions of copulating monkeys in the world.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:39:50 PM
BTW I don't have any problem with people shouting from the rooftop "WHOOOOO!!! I GOT SO LAID!!!!!"

I mean, sometimes it's a personal triumph and you just gotta share.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 15, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Luna on May 15, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 15, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

Awwg...  I would KILL a motherfucker...  that's gross.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 06:48:04 PM
Wet Willies are teh nasty........

Hubby thinks it's funny as hell though >.>
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 07:05:27 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 15, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?

OSHIT I set myself up for that...  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 07:07:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 15, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 15, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?



Awwg...  I would KILL a motherfucker...  that's gross.

Luna, you & GrumpButt need to read this: http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/55
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 07:18:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:37:31 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 15, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 15, 2011, 02:23:55 AM
some people don't mind hearing of others' sexual exploits to one degree or another, regardless of funnay, unless it becomes tedious.
i hadn't noticed a theme out of you, so i wouldn't say that you're doin' i wrong, myself...


I would share, but it would be like tuning into the Food Network to watch someone make vanilla ice cream.  Mind you, it's really good vanilla ice cream made from the finest, high quality vanilla beans, but yeah, it's still vanilla.  

That's pretty much everyone's sex life. No matter how thrilling/kinky/exciting they find it at the time, unless there's a point to the anecdote aside from telling someone you had sex, you might as well just say "I had sex". Otherwise, it's becomes "Oh your boyfriend has a penis too? HOW UNUSUAL."

If there's a part that goes "And then the rope broke -- you wouldn't believe the carburator burns on  my ass!" THEN it's a story worth telling. Otherwise, congratulations; you are one of billions of copulating monkeys in the world.

THIS.  Bellowing out that you got some is one thing, but details?  Keep them to yourself or go post on MWAD.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Don Coyote on May 15, 2011, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 07:07:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 15, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 15, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 06:40:42 PM
"I HAD SEX" across numerous threads would actually make a pretty annoying troll.  :lulz:

Saving this idea for later... Especially PLUS GROSS DETAILS. "And then he put his fingers in my..."

...EAR?



Awwg...  I would KILL a motherfucker...  that's gross.

Luna, you & GrumpButt need to read this: http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/55

OH DEAR :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 15, 2011, 07:56:19 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 15, 2011, 01:46:52 AM
I'm not getting laid and not cranky about it. Hearing that my friends are fucking and enjoying it is great news. Better than hearing about how awful their sex lives are.

Fuck that. I only want to hear about my friends' sex lives if what I'm going to hear is pure awful.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 07:57:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:39:50 PM
BTW I don't have any problem with people shouting from the rooftop "WHOOOOO!!! I GOT SO LAID!!!!!"

I mean, sometimes it's a personal triumph and you just gotta share.

Maybe we should have a thread for that. Like the "what are you listening to right now?" one.

Given this thread's title, it might as well be this one.

It would go like this:

"I got laid!"

"me too."

"me yesterday"

"Got laid again."

"Yeah couldn't check in for a few days, got laid twice"

"just had a quickie"

"did it last night."

"does oral sex count?"

"got laid"

"check"

"posting ITT"

"BUMP (if you know what I mean)"

"Hey did you post that yesterday as soon as I was in the shower?!?!"

"Probably not getting laid tonight"

"laid."

"me too"

"yeah"

"again?"

"again."

etc
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 08:04:09 PM
LOL sounds like that could be fun..

Or annoying as all hell...

Am still hiding under my chair, so someone else go start that.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 07:57:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:39:50 PM
BTW I don't have any problem with people shouting from the rooftop "WHOOOOO!!! I GOT SO LAID!!!!!"

I mean, sometimes it's a personal triumph and you just gotta share.

Maybe we should have a thread for that. Like the "what are you listening to right now?" one.

Given this thread's title, it might as well be this one.

It would go like this:

"I got laid!"

"me too."

"me yesterday"

"Got laid again."

"Yeah couldn't check in for a few days, got laid twice"

"just had a quickie"

"did it last night."

"does oral sex count?"

"got laid"

"check"

"posting ITT"

"BUMP (if you know what I mean)"

"Hey did you post that yesterday as soon as I was in the shower?!?!"

"Probably not getting laid tonight"

"laid."

"me too"

"yeah"

"again?"

"again."

etc


:lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Luna on May 15, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:

I'm afraid I would have broken his fingers.   :x  Ew.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 16, 2011, 01:44:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 15, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:

I'm afraid I would have broken his fingers.   :x  Ew.

Srsly lol


Why she didn't get up right then I do not understand.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2011, 02:29:01 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 16, 2011, 01:44:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 15, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:

I'm afraid I would have broken his fingers.   :x  Ew.

Srsly lol


Why she didn't get up right then I do not understand.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Like I said  :lulz:

That's why I'm in therapy. To not be afraid of hurting people's feelings and telling them to FUCK OFF. When it's called for. I regard the whole Earfinger story as my personal allegory of shit I need to work on.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 16, 2011, 02:39:16 AM
ohshit. i wondered where the ear in finger thing came from...  :lol:
helluva story
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 03:59:54 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 16, 2011, 02:39:16 AM
ohshit. i wondered where the ear in finger thing came from...  :lol:
helluva story

People have many a weird quirk and/or fetish. You probably don't actually want to know where it came from.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:50:53 AM
A gross misapprehension of the old saw that the ears are an erogenous zone?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Lies on May 16, 2011, 05:25:59 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:50:53 AM
A gross misapprehension of the old saw that the ears are an erogenous zone?  :horrormirth:
"What do you mean, that doesn't go in there?"
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Don Coyote on May 16, 2011, 07:05:13 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:50:53 AM
A gross misapprehension of the old saw that the ears are an erogenous zone?  :horrormirth:

You mean they aren't????

I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:30:45 PM
Have you guys been boinking Sarah Palin?
Always figured she had some kind of penile lobotomy...
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on May 16, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:30:45 PM
Have you guys been boinking Sarah Palin?
Always figured she had some kind of penile lobotomy...

right in the eye!

*squick squick squick*
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 17, 2011, 05:24:08 PM
Ok wtf...


Every time I am having a sexy time dream about someone, about to have teh sex, I remember that I am married and I don't do anything. WTF  Last night was Mr. Jeff Goldblum. Yeah I know... But he's got a brain, so sexy. :D

So yeah.... I can never do anything dream wise without remembering I am married and having all my fun ruined. W...T...F..  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 17, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
Then you're doing it wrong.

When you dream, you AIN'T married. That's your subconscious, not his.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 17, 2011, 05:35:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 17, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
Then you're doing it wrong.

When you dream, you AIN'T married. That's your subconscious, not his.

Damn I know!

I just don't know how to get around that....  :x

Was srsly pissed off when I woke up and had no sexy time with Jeff.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: BadBeast on May 18, 2011, 11:07:35 AM
I've been having sex for more years than many of you have been alive, and on the hole *ahem* I've found it to be the most fun you can have, for the least cost you can think of. I've shagged girls of various shapes and ethnicity,  (Although I prefer skinny chicks with little jiggly tits, and their own teeth ftr) in ways that never failed to either surprise, amuse, or at the very least, satisfy all parties. I've never consciously used a "pick up line", never caught a dose of clap, never thought OMG, what have I done afterwards. Done it with all kinds of drugs involved. I seem to pull "accidentally" mostly, with no "I'm going to go out tonight, and get laid" plans. I've never been predatory, or coercive, or bothered any girl who obviously wasn't interested, never fallen out with anyone (too badly) over it. I've had my heart broken, broken a few myself, and no doubt I shall be heartbroken again before I retire. I've been with women old enough to be my mother, (and young enough to be my daughter) but neither extreme really felt 'right'. I've got two kids, with the same Mother, with whom I get on really well with still, and all in all I think people generally bring their own problems into any sexual arena, then needlessly blow them up out of all proportion.

Expectations are often disproportionate, and too many emotionally messy people are trying too hard, with the wrong people, for the wrong reasons, and messing it up for everyone concerned. I learned early on to stay clear of emotionally toxic situations, and have mostly been lucky in that respect. I've made a complete arsehole of myself a few times though, (who hasn't?) but always cleaned up after myself as best I could.  It's not rocket science, just common sense and treating people with integrity, having respect for their feelings, and not getting bogged down in emotional dramas.
It helped that I was brought up mostly by Women, so I never found them to be the utterly incomprehensible creatures that a lot of men do.
My Mother managed to ditch my abusive violent rapist of a Father before I turned five, so I wasn't exposed to a "Bad Dad" upbringing, although it did have a bigger effect on me than I sometimes like to think. I have never been an abuser of Women, although I have found myself in 'shaky' territory once or twice.
Thankfully, I have always been aware of my Father's influence on my character, and intelligent enough to deal with it in ways that didn't involve fucking people over. (Except myself) but I'm happy with the way I turned out. I like me, and so do other people, so that's good enough.  I do tend to go on a bit though, sometimes, so I'll shut the fuck up now, and let you get on with your  own sexual self examinations. Thank you for indulging my blurty burst of ME, ME, ME, I'll try not to get like it too often, but I am only human.           
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 18, 2011, 12:53:40 PM
Badbeast, once again, proves his awesome.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: LMNO on May 18, 2011, 01:18:24 PM
Relevant to the thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06L8FWmMllM
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Suu on May 18, 2011, 01:32:11 PM
Or this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Succulent Plant on May 18, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2011, 11:07:35 AM
I've been having sex for more years than many of you have been alive, and on the hole *ahem* I've found it to be the most fun you can have, for the least cost you can think of. I've shagged girls of various shapes and ethnicity,  (Although I prefer skinny chicks with little jiggly tits, and their own teeth ftr) in ways that never failed to either surprise, amuse, or at the very least, satisfy all parties. I've never consciously used a "pick up line", never caught a dose of clap, never thought OMG, what have I done afterwards. Done it with all kinds of drugs involved. I seem to pull "accidentally" mostly, with no "I'm going to go out tonight, and get laid" plans. I've never been predatory, or coercive, or bothered any girl who obviously wasn't interested, never fallen out with anyone (too badly) over it. I've had my heart broken, broken a few myself, and no doubt I shall be heartbroken again before I retire. I've been with women old enough to be my mother, (and young enough to be my daughter) but neither extreme really felt 'right'. I've got two kids, with the same Mother, with whom I get on really well with still, and all in all I think people generally bring their own problems into any sexual arena, then needlessly blow them up out of all proportion.

Expectations are often disproportionate, and too many emotionally messy people are trying too hard, with the wrong people, for the wrong reasons, and messing it up for everyone concerned. I learned early on to stay clear of emotionally toxic situations, and have mostly been lucky in that respect. I've made a complete arsehole of myself a few times though, (who hasn't?) but always cleaned up after myself as best I could.  It's not rocket science, just common sense and treating people with integrity, having respect for their feelings, and not getting bogged down in emotional dramas.
It helped that I was brought up mostly by Women, so I never found them to be the utterly incomprehensible creatures that a lot of men do.
My Mother managed to ditch my abusive violent rapist of a Father before I turned five, so I wasn't exposed to a "Bad Dad" upbringing, although it did have a bigger effect on me than I sometimes like to think. I have never been an abuser of Women, although I have found myself in 'shaky' territory once or twice.
Thankfully, I have always been aware of my Father's influence on my character, and intelligent enough to deal with it in ways that didn't involve fucking people over. (Except myself) but I'm happy with the way I turned out. I like me, and so do other people, so that's good enough.  I do tend to go on a bit though, sometimes, so I'll shut the fuck up now, and let you get on with your  own sexual self examinations. Thank you for indulging my blurty burst of ME, ME, ME, I'll try not to get like it too often, but I am only human.           

:mittens:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 18, 2011, 03:57:15 PM
Badbeast wins the thread.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 18, 2011, 03:59:57 PM
Well said Badbeast!
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
Quote from: Aloe on May 18, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2011, 11:07:35 AM
I've been having sex for more years than many of you have been alive, and on the hole *ahem* I've found it to be the most fun you can have, for the least cost you can think of. I've shagged girls of various shapes and ethnicity,  (Although I prefer skinny chicks with little jiggly tits, and their own teeth ftr) in ways that never failed to either surprise, amuse, or at the very least, satisfy all parties. I've never consciously used a "pick up line", never caught a dose of clap, never thought OMG, what have I done afterwards. Done it with all kinds of drugs involved. I seem to pull "accidentally" mostly, with no "I'm going to go out tonight, and get laid" plans. I've never been predatory, or coercive, or bothered any girl who obviously wasn't interested, never fallen out with anyone (too badly) over it. I've had my heart broken, broken a few myself, and no doubt I shall be heartbroken again before I retire. I've been with women old enough to be my mother, (and young enough to be my daughter) but neither extreme really felt 'right'. I've got two kids, with the same Mother, with whom I get on really well with still, and all in all I think people generally bring their own problems into any sexual arena, then needlessly blow them up out of all proportion.

Expectations are often disproportionate, and too many emotionally messy people are trying too hard, with the wrong people, for the wrong reasons, and messing it up for everyone concerned. I learned early on to stay clear of emotionally toxic situations, and have mostly been lucky in that respect. I've made a complete arsehole of myself a few times though, (who hasn't?) but always cleaned up after myself as best I could.  It's not rocket science, just common sense and treating people with integrity, having respect for their feelings, and not getting bogged down in emotional dramas.
It helped that I was brought up mostly by Women, so I never found them to be the utterly incomprehensible creatures that a lot of men do.
My Mother managed to ditch my abusive violent rapist of a Father before I turned five, so I wasn't exposed to a "Bad Dad" upbringing, although it did have a bigger effect on me than I sometimes like to think. I have never been an abuser of Women, although I have found myself in 'shaky' territory once or twice.
Thankfully, I have always been aware of my Father's influence on my character, and intelligent enough to deal with it in ways that didn't involve fucking people over. (Except myself) but I'm happy with the way I turned out. I like me, and so do other people, so that's good enough.  I do tend to go on a bit though, sometimes, so I'll shut the fuck up now, and let you get on with your  own sexual self examinations. Thank you for indulging my blurty burst of ME, ME, ME, I'll try not to get like it too often, but I am only human.           

:mittens:
More :mittens:
Especially
Quoteall in all I think people generally bring their own problems into any sexual arena, then needlessly blow them up out of all proportion.

and

QuoteExpectations are often disproportionate, and too many emotionally messy people are trying too hard, with the wrong people, for the wrong reasons, and messing it up for everyone concerned.
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2011, 04:02:31 PM
Rah BadBeast!
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: BadBeast on May 18, 2011, 05:51:00 PM
Thanks, peeps.   :thanks:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: Cain on May 18, 2011, 05:53:43 PM
Cain's rule of inverse sex-talk proportionality:

The amount of time someone spends talking about sex online, is directly inverse to the amount of time they spend having sex in the real world, unless sex is redefined to include "your right hand".
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 18, 2011, 05:58:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 05:53:43 PM
Cain's rule of inverse sex-talk proportionality:

The amount of time someone spends talking about sex online, is directly inverse to the amount of time they spend having sex in the real world, unless sex is redefined to include "your right hand".

:lulz:
Title: Re: Sex.
Post by: BadBeast on May 18, 2011, 06:00:29 PM
 
Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 05:53:43 PM
Cain's rule of inverse sex-talk proportionality:

The amount of time someone spends talking about sex online, is directly inverse to the amount of time they spend having sex in the real world, unless sex is redefined to include "your right hand".
Sinistral. :fap: