Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Unless the full range of my mental faculties have left me, and let me tell you, it certainly feels that way these days, I have been rejected as unworthy to volunteer for Alaskan Democrats for lack of devotion to a certain Senator.

My dissapointment is a truck full of bees.

It's a badge of honor.  I've been drummed out of both parties.

[Salty]

Unless the full range of my mental faculties have left me, and let me tell you, it certainly feels that way these days, I have been rejected as unworthy to volunteer for Alaskan Democrats for lack of devotion to a certain Senator.

My dissapointment is a truck full of bees.

It's a badge of honor.  I've been drummed out of both parties.

My favorite part was:

"Uh, aha, well Zach will call you and set something up that, uh, will work with that you'd like to do."

Me:
Awesome.

Dude:
*gets up to escort me out the door*

Me:
Do you have my number.

Dude:
Oh. Yes. What's your number.




FEAR ME.

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Unless the full range of my mental faculties have left me, and let me tell you, it certainly feels that way these days, I have been rejected as unworthy to volunteer for Alaskan Democrats for lack of devotion to a certain Senator.

My dissapointment is a truck full of bees.

It's a badge of honor.  I've been drummed out of both parties.

My favorite part was:

"Uh, aha, well Zach will call you and set something up that, uh, will work with that you'd like to do."

Me:
Awesome.

Dude:
*gets up to escort me out the door*

Me:
Do you have my number.

Dude:
Oh. Yes. What's your number.




FEAR ME.

Get 'em.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

My internets have arrived.

[Da6s]

85% moved from Breck to Boulder. Found out the landlord will let us end the lease after 11 months, so I only have to pay rent in 2 places for August alone. Sadly this means no apartment on main for oktoberfest/the yellow-ing, but even that isn't worth 700.

New apartment blows my old one out of the water though. I also bought real furniture for the first time in my life.

Ski resorts were a great place to spend my mid 20s. Would definitely recommend. Just don't be surprised when you're rushing to get away from them in your late 20s.

[Junkenstein]

Heading home next week for a few days.

Already counting the hours until I return to civilisation.

[Trivial]

I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

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I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

They're inexpensive security systems in these uncertain times.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

Yeah, I noticed how much I wasn't smelling such a large city when I was there. I was like shit dude, what the fuck is New York dropping the ball on? One of the natives was like, "We regularly clean our streets and sidewalks." I told them to get their mayor to send New York's mayor their street sweeping plans.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was actively getting a list of things that I would want in a new locale, too.

Maybe go somewhere where people see live music when they don't know the musicians, take on the local genre a bit.
Maybe go to a place with an American League team so I can see the Sox when they come to town.
Maybe go to a place with a National League team so I could root for them too (unless they matched up with Boston in the World Series).

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wrong thread, whoops. Meh.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

Yeah, I noticed how much I wasn't smelling such a large city when I was there. I was like shit dude, what the fuck is New York dropping the ball on? One of the natives was like, "We regularly clean our streets and sidewalks." I told them to get their mayor to send New York's mayor their street sweeping plans.

When I first moved to Chicago, it was an open sewer.  The one thing Daley Jr did well was tidy things up.

In terms of garbage, I mean.  In other matters, his record's not so good.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

Yeah, I noticed how much I wasn't smelling such a large city when I was there. I was like shit dude, what the fuck is New York dropping the ball on? One of the natives was like, "We regularly clean our streets and sidewalks." I told them to get their mayor to send New York's mayor their street sweeping plans.

When I first moved to Chicago, it was an open sewer.  The one thing Daley Jr did well was tidy things up.

In terms of garbage, I mean.  In other matters, his record's not so good.

It's looking pretty good now. I was impressed.

[minuspace]

I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

Yeah, I noticed how much I wasn't smelling such a large city when I was there. I was like shit dude, what the fuck is New York dropping the ball on? One of the natives was like, "We regularly clean our streets and sidewalks." I told them to get their mayor to send New York's mayor their street sweeping plans.

When I first moved to Chicago, it was an open sewer.  The one thing Daley Jr did well was tidy things up.

In terms of garbage, I mean.  In other matters, his record's not so good.

It's looking pretty good now. I was impressed.

I hear that's why they call it the "windy city"

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was in Chicago last week.  It smells better than I remember.

Also, why are there so many dogs now?

Yeah, I noticed how much I wasn't smelling such a large city when I was there. I was like shit dude, what the fuck is New York dropping the ball on? One of the natives was like, "We regularly clean our streets and sidewalks." I told them to get their mayor to send New York's mayor their street sweeping plans.

When I first moved to Chicago, it was an open sewer.  The one thing Daley Jr did well was tidy things up.

In terms of garbage, I mean.  In other matters, his record's not so good.

It's looking pretty good now. I was impressed.

I hear that's why they call it the "windy city"

It's because the politicians are full of hot air or being windbags or something. Either way it's the politicians.