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why isn't anyone else in here clever enough to come up with a non-rhetorical question?

don't you know that in a real game of questions, rhetoricals are just as much a loser as statements?

for fuck's sake, man...they give you that adderol prescription for a reason...now take your meds and simmer down....
















or are you just trying to be one of those assclowns who tries to get the last post for the entire board at the same time?






















'Cause I did that once, and believe me, it's not as cool as you think it is...

excuse me, but you're
not cleared for that information
so now we must kill you



next: Britney vs. Christina

apparently, some people didn't pick up on the rhyming nature of the thread. Please go kill yourseves until you are dead.


ahem...didn't you hear what I said?
now go do it....before I shoot you full of lead....

YUO = VERY TARD



hey...Rog isn't here...someone had to say it like that...

geeky, yet uber-hot
but why let anthony michael
hall sniff your panties?



next: I swallowed tire sealant

my guess is, he never left town...he's up in his room, punching the clown...trying to find mindfuck inspiration...by engaging in marathon masturbation...at least, that's what I do when I'm out of ideas....

'scuse me, gotta go...I'm out of ideas....

Blame your mother...

Now my own spatula issues have resurfaced.
I blame my mother for sure, because she used to hit us with a spatula whenever she got mad.

No wonder I don't like to cook.

no wonder you always burn the rice...

who said anything about without cocaine?

he's more of a Stalinist, actually...we found Lenin to be a little bit too much of a...well....a pussy, actually....

hah! I just wanted to post after Hugh without getting stabbed....

goddamn it! I just bought this shirt, too!

*shoots the last poster in the face with no warning*

Side Note:  Bernie Taupin never wrote any "songs".  He wrote the lyrics, which in this case equates to "really crappy poetry." Elton wrote the music.

huh...learn something new every day...although that just strengthens my position that E.J. should apologize to us for his entire career....

Double side note:  Did you know that Taupin wrote the lyrics to Starship's "We Built This City"?

for that, he should be dragged out into the street and shot in the face...

Rog, you know I like you, but I'm gonna have to call you on this one..so far, none of your threats of impending doom have come true while I've been watching...

Oh, yeah?  Please refer to my threads concerning the election, or any sermons 1-25.

OWNED!

The rest, well, I always WANT to bring the doom, but then I get distracted by shiny stuff, and wind up slacking off.

Rev Roger,
Is at least consistent.

as far as the election threads, I have yet to see any evidence of wahtever doomsday plan you cooked up coming to any sort of fruition...unless your plan was to ensure the re-election of Emperor Fuckbag, which you specifically denied in another post...as for sermons, well, I didn't really notice any doom being threatened in most of them, other than in a very general, "agree to our demands or we will destroy you!" kind of way...but hey, I like you anyway, and I think reading your posts is far better than watching the idiot box, and hell, who doesn't get distracted by a little bling from time to time? Anyway, as long as you keep owning the tards around here, I'll be perfectly content with vague implications of doomsaying...



and if you ever really decide to bring the doom, please lemme know? I at least want front row seats...

Rog, you know I like you, but I'm gonna have to call you on this one..so far, none of your threats of impending doom have come true while I've been watching...