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prick

HEY, IM JUST CURIOUS.  I DON'T WANT TO SWAY OPINIONS (AND, PLEASE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLUES, PLEASE DON'T VOTE) BUT I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT SOME BLUES SHIT AND I THINK . . . OH, DAMN - WHAT THE HELL WAS I GONNA SAY? 

ANYHOW - ARE YOU A MUDDY WATERS FAN? OR ARE YOU A HOWLIN' WOLF FAN?

i was thinking of a memebomb last night "you are the writing on the wall" or "become the writing on the wall"

'COURSE - I'D STILL RATHER BE ALL CAPS LIKE.

IS IT ME OR HAS THIS PLACE MELLOWED OUT OR SOME SHIT?  YOU GUYS SMOKIN THE REEFER?

thanks for playing.  

hey PD - one of us is irrelevant.

hey rong, what's the opposite of paranoia?

INTERESTING QUESTION.  I CAN'T SAY I KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD BE . . .

modus operandi (sp?)

i'm thick. 

SO, I'VE BEEN THINKIN ABOUT REINVENTING THE SCIENCE T-SHIRT.  WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

EVANESCENCE STILL SUCKS.

EAT SOME MORE COLON BLOW.

HEY HOW'S IT GOING? I GOT DONE WITH WORKING MIDNIGHTS LIKE 4 HOURS AGO OR SOME SHIT.  I WORKED 12 CONSECUTIVE 12 HOUR SHIFTS.  THE SUN IS OUT AND IT'S CONFUSING ME.  I ONLY HAVE 3 BEERS LEFT, BUT THERE'S A BOTTLE OF CHIVAS IN THE CUPBOARD - DOES THAT GO WELL WITH MTN DEW?  OH YEAH - I KNOW I NEVER POST HERE, BUT I FIGURED I'D TRY TO PLAY THE ASK ME ANYTHING GAME.  HOPE THIS MAKES YOUR FRIDAY SHORTER OR SOMETHING.  I'MA GO HAVE A SMOKE.

ASK ME [EXTRA HUGE CAPS]ANYTHING[/ANYTHING]

my dog got into a porcupine last week.  i took him to the vet where i found out they will let you pay with firewood.  unfortunately, i didn't bring any firewood with me.

Did you manage to find the mega huge shopping center for psychics?

You know, the world's Largest Mediums Mall ?

i bought a t-shirt - sized Xtra-medium

hey everybody - i hardly post here anymore - but i thought i'd share some more pics of my motorcycle adventures now that the snow is gone.

this has been a great week to ride bikes - tuesday i went to visit a friend of mine and managed to get there almost exlusively on forest roads, logging roads, and ATV trails.  for the most part the riding was really nice, but there were some sandy patches that got a little squirrelly.  i found this interesting rock formation in the woods:


the next two days i spent riding my '81 Seca on what i call my "World's Largest" motorcycle tour.  I hit all the "World's Largest" sites that i could think of in my neck of the woods.

among others, i hit the world's largest bear trap:


and the world's largest chainsaw


I also stopped by the world's largest steam driven pumping engine, the world's heaviest lift bridge, the world's largest steam hoist, the world's largest working rifle and the (formerly) world's largest fungus.

i don't even know how gravity works.