OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

[Doktor Howl]

In other news, Jenn has announced that I am a filthy barbarian, on account of I made a "General Tso's Chicken" sammich.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

In other news, Jenn has announced that I am a filthy barbarian, on account of I made a "General Tso's Chicken" sammich.

She was correct to do you, you monster.

[Doktor Howl]

In other news, Jenn has announced that I am a filthy barbarian, on account of I made a "General Tso's Chicken" sammich.

She was correct to do you, you monster.

It was good.  I even used mayo instead of mustard.

[LMNO]

EVIL.

[rong]

Mustard is the superior condiment

[Doktor Howl]

Mustard is the superior condiment

This is true.

Unless you're making a sammich outta General Tso's Chicken.

You want finesse at that point, not the bludgeoning superiority of mustard.

[rong]

My girlfriend got this "el diablo" jalapeño mustard - its fucking great. 

Beaver brand horseradish mustard is pretty damn good too - approaching mighty fine.

Quote unquote spicy brown mustard is fucking bullshit and is for housewives and little girls.

Give me a solid yellow and I'm happy.  I prefer plochmanst. 

[Doktor Howl]

Quote unquote spicy brown mustard is fucking bullshit and is for housewives and little girls.

We're gonna have to fight.

[rong]

I'm pretty sure you're bigger than me. But I don't mind bleeding.  Just please don't knock my teeth out - dental work is fuckin spendy

[Doktor Howl]

I'm pretty sure you're bigger than me. But I don't mind bleeding.  Just please don't knock my teeth out - dental work is fuckin spendy

I just can't have people talkin' shit about my mustard.

[rong]

Sorry man, but I have yet to sample a spicy brown thstctadtes better than "meh"

[rong]

But, seriously, I'd be willing to put about 1000 miles or so on my motorcycle in order to fight you.  Not because I hate you or anything, but in the sportsman-like sense of it.  I would be trusting that you don't beat me so bad that I can't ride home, too.

Mainly, I just replaced a leaky fork seal and when I entered it into my maintenance log I noticed I've only rode 200 miles this year and that's fucking pathetic.

1000 miles puts me near Colorado or maybe Oklahoma.

I'm a fan of boxing with big soft practice gloves.

What say ye?

[Doktor Howl]

But, seriously, I'd be willing to put about 1000 miles or so on my motorcycle in order to fight you.  Not because I hate you or anything, but in the sportsman-like sense of it.  I would be trusting that you don't beat me so bad that I can't ride home, too.

Mainly, I just replaced a leaky fork seal and when I entered it into my maintenance log I noticed I've only rode 200 miles this year and that's fucking pathetic.

1000 miles puts me near Colorado or maybe Oklahoma.

I'm a fan of boxing with big soft practice gloves.

What say ye?

Gloves?  I just put up with being punched until I get both hands on the guy, then we see how many ways his knees bend.

[rong]

My knees already bend lots of ways.  How bout a headbutting contest?

[The Wizard Joseph]

I remember seeing a singular thing called ballpipe. That could settle the question of Spicy Brown's mustardly honor.


Also... now that General Tso's is in a sammich why stop there? You could add a few carrot sticks and put it in a wrap, or add the rice and go full burrito. General Tso's chicken burrito. Like the sound of it... now I'm REALLY hungry.