The Confessional is OPEN.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

Sorry.  Sub-par trolling is a mortal sin, not a venal one, and I can't let you off the hook easy, or everyone will let their standards go all to hell.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have been supporting the faculty strike at my university.

How is that a sin?

Ayn Rand thinks it's a sin. 

Ayn Rand was a withered old knee biter. 

However, for bringing her up in a Holy Thread™, your penance is to read The Fountainhead within the next month.  The whole thing.

[Phox]

I have been supporting the faculty strike at my university.

How is that a sin?

Ayn Rand thinks it's a sin. 

Ayn Rand was a withered old knee biter. 

However, for bringing her up in a Holy Thread™, your penance is to read The Fountainhead within the next month.  The whole thing.

OFUK. Thematic penance. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[trix]

I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

Sorry.  Sub-par trolling is a mortal sin, not a venal one, and I can't let you off the hook easy, or everyone will let their standards go all to hell.

But everyone starts out sub-par, it's practice that makes perfect!

...I really don't want to spend my life in Milwaukee or Appleton.  I beg you to reconsider!  What if I enter the Dok's rehabilitation program?  I know survival is unlikely, but I'd prefer to give myself to SCIENCE than spend my life in Milwaukee.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have been trolling you guys from day 1.

Duh.

You will spend the rest of your life in Milwaukee or Appleton.

Sorry.  Sub-par trolling is a mortal sin, not a venal one, and I can't let you off the hook easy, or everyone will let their standards go all to hell.

But everyone starts out sub-par, it's practice that makes perfect!

...I really don't want to spend my life in Milwaukee or Appleton.  I beg you to reconsider!  What if I enter the Dok's rehabilitation program?  I know survival is unlikely, but I'd prefer to give myself to SCIENCE than spend my life in Milwaukee.

HEY.

I don't write the book, I just enforce it.

[Juana]

My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My favorite hiphop duo are musically based in lounge.

1.  That's not a sin in ANY religion, and

2.  Who is Richard Cheese working with?

[Juana]

1. Well. I tried.

2. Who?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

1. Well. I tried.

2. Who?

YOUTUBE.

NOW.

"Richard Cheese"

[Juana]

1. Well. I tried.

2. Who?

YOUTUBE.

NOW.

"Richard Cheese"

THAT GUY. I kind of like him.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

1. Well. I tried.

2. Who?

YOUTUBE.

NOW.

"Richard Cheese"

THAT GUY. I kind of like him.

I'm reasonably certain I'd have his babies.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Forgive me Rev. for I have sinned... I've been following some terrible Turkish dramatic tv shows, even though I can only understand about 10% of what they're saying.

There's the 'Building Dude's Daughter'* show, where a poor girl pretends to be rich to get some guy, but then everyone found out and now he lives in her building just to make her life miserable. Meanwhile, her main rival for the guys affection also lives in the building, but her Dad just died of a heart attack after following her stepmother to a houseboat where her lover lived...

There's there "Serial Killer's Life Story'* show which documents the childhood of some poor sod that ends up being a serial killer. Highlights include his father and stepfather having a duel with pistols, his father showing up at a party and shooting his stepfather in the chest... right before his paternal grandmother shoots his father in the back... and lets not forget the constant ass kicking he gets in school.

Also, there's the 'Raped Chick Story'* which tells all about some poor girl that got raped by several rich guys, who then pressured a poor guy into marrying her in order to keep her quiet. Then they frame him for some crime which gets him put in prison for a couple years. By the time he gets out, the girl loves him, but he's decided that he doesn't deserve her... meanwhile, the rapists are all pissed off because she's pressing charges.

What is my penance?



*Not the actual names of the shows

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Forgive me Rev. for I have sinned... I've been following some terrible Turkish dramatic tv shows, even though I can only understand about 10% of what they're saying.

There's the 'Building Dude's Daughter'* show, where a poor girl pretends to be rich to get some guy, but then everyone found out and now he lives in her building just to make her life miserable. Meanwhile, her main rival for the guys affection also lives in the building, but her Dad just died of a heart attack after following her stepmother to a houseboat where her lover lived...

There's there "Serial Killer's Life Story'* show which documents the childhood of some poor sod that ends up being a serial killer. Highlights include his father and stepfather having a duel with pistols, his father showing up at a party and shooting his stepfather in the chest... right before his paternal grandmother shoots his father in the back... and lets not forget the constant ass kicking he gets in school.

Also, there's the 'Raped Chick Story'* which tells all about some poor girl that got raped by several rich guys, who then pressured a poor guy into marrying her in order to keep her quiet. Then they frame him for some crime which gets him put in prison for a couple years. By the time he gets out, the girl loves him, but he's decided that he doesn't deserve her... meanwhile, the rapists are all pissed off because she's pressing charges.

What is my penance?



*Not the actual names of the shows

For watching the shows?  Three Hail Marys and a shot of rum.

For subjecting me to the details?  You will not cut your toenails until January.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Forgive me Rev. for I have sinned... I've been following some terrible Turkish dramatic tv shows, even though I can only understand about 10% of what they're saying.

There's the 'Building Dude's Daughter'* show, where a poor girl pretends to be rich to get some guy, but then everyone found out and now he lives in her building just to make her life miserable. Meanwhile, her main rival for the guys affection also lives in the building, but her Dad just died of a heart attack after following her stepmother to a houseboat where her lover lived...

There's there "Serial Killer's Life Story'* show which documents the childhood of some poor sod that ends up being a serial killer. Highlights include his father and stepfather having a duel with pistols, his father showing up at a party and shooting his stepfather in the chest... right before his paternal grandmother shoots his father in the back... and lets not forget the constant ass kicking he gets in school.

Also, there's the 'Raped Chick Story'* which tells all about some poor girl that got raped by several rich guys, who then pressured a poor guy into marrying her in order to keep her quiet. Then they frame him for some crime which gets him put in prison for a couple years. By the time he gets out, the girl loves him, but he's decided that he doesn't deserve her... meanwhile, the rapists are all pissed off because she's pressing charges.

What is my penance?



*Not the actual names of the shows

For watching the shows?  Three Hail Marys and a shot of rum.

For subjecting me to the details?  You will not cut your toenails until January.

Ouch! Rum is expensive here but OK.