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VOTE FOR VERMIN SUPREME YOU FUCKHATS

Started by Cainad (dec.), January 13, 2012, 05:26:58 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

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VOTE FOR VERMIN SUPREME YOU FUCKHATS

January 13, 2012, 05:26:58 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao

I don't have anything to say here, except to click and watch this video OR YOU COULD DIE.

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January 13, 2012, 10:36:15 AM

I'd vote for him. Sensible policies for a sensible future...

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January 13, 2012, 12:48:12 PM

I don't know what to say

other than..

I COULD HAVE A PONY!!!

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January 13, 2012, 01:58:50 PM

And harnessing zombies for power!

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January 13, 2012, 03:23:26 PM

very nice.
any man that has been given the Jesus imparted power to turn a fellow politician gay with glitter can have my vote.

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January 13, 2012, 03:55:12 PM

Ok, now I know who to support and who to vote for.

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January 13, 2012, 04:02:50 PM

Q: "What other government entitlement programs do you support, or is it just the ponies?"

A: "Just that one. That's enough."

The delivery on that response was solid gold.

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