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Urgh, this is what I hate about PD.com, it is the only site in existence where a perfectly good spam thread can be misused for high quality discussions.  I hate you all.

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Messages - Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#1
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 04:02:33 AM
#2
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 03:47:28 AM
What is it exactly that any of you think I'm actually saying?

I'm not sure why I'm bothering to say anything at all. This place is and always has been like a massive immune response system where if anything seems politically strange to the hivemind, everyone loses their shit and descends in full force upon the offending intruder - even when that person is not saying what it is you seem to think that they're saying.
#3
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 03:41:20 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 26, 2020, 03:38:00 AM
Quote from: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on April 26, 2020, 03:29:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2020, 03:09:15 AM
You've been low key MAGA since you've been here.

You just don't know how to read someone who has opinions you don't understand without projecting your own issues onto them.

Sounds like shoddy MAGA gaslighting and limp-dick grandstanding to me. I'm pretty sure Howl understands you perfectly, now. FUNNY thing is that he even spoke well of you a bit when I expressed what a fuckstick shitnozzle you were to him. You don't deserve the tacit acceptance you have had here. The only thing occasionally amusing about you is a stale comic that has in the past been amusing, but is ultimately just you being unable to let go of some memes used against you years ago.

Get fucked.
I mean that.

Dude, shut up.
#4
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 03:33:49 AM
Quote from: altered on April 26, 2020, 01:35:17 AM
Quote from: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on April 26, 2020, 12:31:57 AM
Quote from: altered on April 25, 2020, 09:43:45 PM
If one of those health problems explodes, and I have no doubt it will, and the doctors say "oh, tranny freak" and decide I deserve to die, I'm gone forever.

If you ever find yourself in a time and place where doctors at a hospital say "oh, tranny freak" and decide you deserve to die, the world you live in has far bigger problems than electing Joe Biden can solve.

Then you would prefer to have people die to prove a point than to help people live by compromising your convictions.

This makes you a monster.

What the Fuck Mountain are you even talking about? Not a damn thing I said is anything close to this.

You missed my point entirely, which doesn't matter since I'm sure you don't give a shit what my point was.

And Cramulus wonders why I refrain from "participating".
#5
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 03:29:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2020, 03:09:15 AM
You've been low key MAGA since you've been here.

You just don't know how to read someone who has opinions you don't understand without projecting your own issues onto them.
#6
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 12:31:57 AM
Quote from: altered on April 25, 2020, 09:43:45 PM
If one of those health problems explodes, and I have no doubt it will, and the doctors say "oh, tranny freak" and decide I deserve to die, I'm gone forever.

If you ever find yourself in a time and place where doctors at a hospital say "oh, tranny freak" and decide you deserve to die, the world you live in has far bigger problems than electing Joe Biden can solve.
#7
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 25, 2020, 08:29:23 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on April 25, 2020, 06:41:36 AM
Help me convince my friends to vote for Biden.

It's not your job to convince them to vote for Biden. It's Biden's job to convince them to vote for Biden.

Right now, Biden needs to be afraid of losing. There are still seven months between now and the election that he has to start speaking the language of people who are interested in more than just a return to "normalcy" - the same normalcy that got us into this cave of blunders in the first place. The same normalcy that a GOP-led senate will delightfully continue to face-fuck (since they don't have to make progress in order to win because stagnation is part of their long game; as long as they're obstructing, they're as happy as a Cuban in cocaine). Biden's projected strategy is to open negotiations by asking for less than what everyone wants. There's still time to change that plan, but the only way he'll even think about pushing harder is if he's scared shitless that the powers behind him have kept us all so blitheringly, drooling stupid for so long that we might just be dumb enough to trigger the end of the Mexican standoff.

Speaking of negotiations, everyone already fucking blew it when they started out by saying they'd vote for literally anyone other than Trump. Way to show your hand at cards, you poor, deluded weasels. When you tell the DNC that you'll take anything they give you, that's exactly what you get.

Don't give me any shit about Biden getting more votes, either. People en masse are ridiculously easy to socially engineer, not to mention all the other circumstances around primaries that contribute towards him winding up as the default. When Sanders raises the amounts of money he did from non-corporate donors and fills out stadiums country-wide but Biden shows up and just Matt-Damons himself into the front, you know there's something seriously fucked about the whole process.

Stop trying to concede everything you want just because you're afraid of another four years of Orange Man or conservative judges packed dick-to-asshole in courts across the country. Nothing about either of those things is in any way permanent. Will they retard progress? Sure. Won't everything?

Right now, you're walking up to a prostitute and asking her if you can take her out to dinner. You're already paying for the sex; maybe you should start making her prove that she's the right whore for you.
#8
This is just another one of my alts.
#10
Sisters of Mercy - This Corrosion

Because I re-watched The World's End. Again.
#11
To Whom It May Concern at the ConHugeCo Company,

I apologize for missing the job interview. I look forward to making the job interview.

Sincerely,

Job Titor
#12
Quote from: Suu on April 17, 2020, 11:35:23 PM
I've actually been thinking about the idea of different timelines recently, and how certain actions or "timeline deaths" can just launch you into another timeline.

There's a thought experiment based on Schrodinger's Cat called Quantum Suicide, in which a scientist places themself in the position of the cat. From the boxed scientist's point of view, the mechanism of death never goes off, because each time it does, a new timeline is created in which it didn't.
#13
Quote from: Faust on April 17, 2020, 12:44:31 PM
compared to seth, this year cant get worse

Need I remind you we're going to wind up with a president who is either Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
#14
I enjoy anything that tastes like Bette Davis.
#15
Quote from: Faust on April 17, 2020, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2020, 01:47:23 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 16, 2020, 01:16:29 PM
I can hear Gilbert Gottfried again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
No I mean literally hear him, I think he's been eating out of my bins and living in my attic like the spider man of denver

Seth MacFarlane is calling and he his writing staff wants his signature style of humor back.