Fake plastic surgeon "enhanced" patient's butt with tire-sealant injection

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Apparently, this practice isn't unique to Florida.

http://www.news-record.com/content/2011/12/08/article/police_say_woman_gave_disfiguring_injection

accused of injecting an unknown concoction into a woman's buttocks during a cosmetic procedure at the Motel 6 in Greensboro last year, leaving the woman disfigured

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Apparently, this practice isn't unique to Florida.

http://www.news-record.com/content/2011/12/08/article/police_say_woman_gave_disfiguring_injection

accused of injecting an unknown concoction into a woman's buttocks during a cosmetic procedure at the Motel 6 in Greensboro last year, leaving the woman disfigured

In Greensboro, NC, that is just a part of Saturday Night!!!

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

 

[Cramulus]

there is something delicious about inflating somebody's butt using a product for tires called "fix a flat".

It's like going to the doctor because you have a cold, and she prescribes a sweater.

Or going to the doctor for erectile dysfunction and the doctor prescribes wood.

[AFK]

Or going to the doctor for influenza and she prescribes peer pressure. 

[Sir Bearington]

Atleast she can never complain of having a flat ass.

[AFK]

FAKE PLASTIC WATERING CANS!

[Pæs]

Oh, Trollbear bumped something relevant on accident.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10822647
It's nice that the Herald managed to get pronouns right for a change, but I still don't know why they included

Morris who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman

which doesn't really seem relevant to the story.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ive noticed that too. Sometimes news stories will include irrelevant information. I saw one recenty about the one dude cured of hiv and is remission for leukemia. The article mentions him as frail looking without explaining why- since he no longer has hiv or leukemia its just this irrelevant observation.

[Richter]

Everything Warren Ellis writes about comes true.   

The irony is dead.
Long live the irony.