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Started by Cain, March 12, 2009, 09:14:45 AM

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hirley0

#1080
20121017 time to end this. i can only hope you had
the smartZ to do exactly the opposite of what was suggested
IF True, U should have a ROSE ¢ent in your local
yeah /-/

Quote from: hirley0 on August 02, 2012, 02:23:11 PM
CU C&F C5F  FB D20c1M 4.2&3.5 5d    |CDE  D16p.3M|

hirley0

#1081
Oct 1 1AM v time 2 shift 1/4's see Prior Post above
26 28916a}Second1a5@80.80 28977 @70.000=#3
Apple Inc. 2012 Oct 20 750.00 Put v NASDAQ Options (NSO)
28748A  21 sell What ? {Put^? G?/}  A 28752a5@50.50 |/|/28800
28717   19 buy(0@6) 5 OR SELL(0@.75) 5 oR SEE 21 |/
28693A 17 SELL AM RALLY ? {THERE was not 1 | see 19}
28607A 14 (Vale} CDE AAPL GOOQQQ F_B
28575 9/13  :fnord: CDE10/20_23c3 5  :fnord: cde10/20_27p3 :fnord: 5
28558 9/12 :fnord: FB10/20_19C3 5 :fnord: FB10/20_23p3 :fnord: 5
^ READ UP ^ Smarting from Sept: Sell4pap Worth0 .
Oct 1 1AM ^ it will be several days before this pencils OUt?

Sept 26th check it: yeah: confusing So i'LL regroup:
Sept 12th summery? 0(S19p&S23c)-2 0|S20p5D-1.1 ?T=-3.1 {probably so/?

Quote from: hirley0 on September 03, 2012, 06:34:09 PM
28534 11t APPLE V fb#
28451 7F 28516 10M {THEY have it their way4now://
Quote from: hirley0 on August 02, 2012, 02:23:11 PM
CU C&F C5F  FB { (S19p S23c)1M  D20c1M 4.2&3.5 5d  }   
28309 LOCATION REVISION 9/1 CDE |S20p5D 1.1    D16p.3M|

12 2:50:53.P
5 D16p.3M 1${8:15pdT 29248
10/1 inquiry: photo finish29179
BLUE ?=20130119CALLs except Q=1020 R=PUTs
VALE q.CDE AAPL GOOG QQQ       3m15C 5D 6mFB 3m25P 5D
GREEN ?= finance.yahoo 6 Month price chart
v10c20p A690/740 G675/725 Q65/75                fb15/25
it doth occur to me today (on the 5th} to seLL CaLLs

Cain

The Fed has announced another round of Quantative Easing.

I'm sure this time it'll really help the economy recover  :lol:

Cain

lolz

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/sep/21/lloyds-anti-fraud-boss-jailed

QuoteA former head of online security at Lloyds Banking Group has been jailed for five years after defrauding the company of almost £2.5m.

Jessica Harper, 50, whose £60,000-a-year role included fighting fraud, submitted 93 false and doctored invoices to pay herself a total of £2,463,750, which she then gave to friends and her three brothers to allow them to buy property.

The fraud took place during the financial crisis, when Lloyds received substantial amounts of taxpayers' money. She stole the money over four years by creating a dummy bank account in the name of an IT firm that carried out work for the bank.

Southwark crown court heard that Harper told police she deserved the money for showing loyalty to the firm when she could earn four times as much elsewhere, but denied personally benefiting from the fraud.

And http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=767&Itemid=74&jumival=8820

QuoteQuadrillion Dollar Derivatives Market 20 Times Global GDP

(Video link)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on September 27, 2012, 04:40:31 PM
lolz

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/sep/21/lloyds-anti-fraud-boss-jailed

QuoteA former head of online security at Lloyds Banking Group has been jailed for five years after defrauding the company of almost £2.5m.

Jessica Harper, 50, whose £60,000-a-year role included fighting fraud, submitted 93 false and doctored invoices to pay herself a total of £2,463,750, which she then gave to friends and her three brothers to allow them to buy property.

The fraud took place during the financial crisis, when Lloyds received substantial amounts of taxpayers' money. She stole the money over four years by creating a dummy bank account in the name of an IT firm that carried out work for the bank.

Southwark crown court heard that Harper told police she deserved the money for showing loyalty to the firm when she could earn four times as much elsewhere, but denied personally benefiting from the fraud.

And http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=767&Itemid=74&jumival=8820

QuoteQuadrillion Dollar Derivatives Market 20 Times Global GDP

(Video link)

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky


Cain

Nice job, Fed:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443328404578022110261892852.html?mod=WSJAsia_hpp_LEFTTopStories

QuoteChinese and South Korean central-bank officials criticized the U.S. Federal Reserve's latest easing efforts and advocated reducing Asia's dependence on the U.S. dollar.

The comments Thursday, at a joint seminar in Beijing by the two central banks, are the clearest indication yet of a rising backlash in Asia against U.S. monetary policy, suggesting it could speed up the search for alternatives to the dollar as the main global currency.

"The rise in global liquidity could lead to rapid capital inflows into emerging markets including South Korea and China and push up global raw-material prices," said Bank of Korea Gov. Kim Choong-soo. "Therefore, Korea and China need to make concerted efforts to minimize the negative spillover effect arising from the monetary policies of advanced nations."

Chen Yulu, an academic adviser to the People's Bank of China, said Asia needs a "regional core currency" to reduce its dependence on the dollar. China's ultimate goal is for the yuan to be as important as the euro or the dollar, he said.

This is a consequence of Ben Bernanke doing so much hand-holding for the wilting flowers on the Federal Reserve Board that he actually forgot to co-ordinate the quantative easing with other central banks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on September 28, 2012, 07:30:03 PM
Nice job, Fed:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443328404578022110261892852.html?mod=WSJAsia_hpp_LEFTTopStories

QuoteChinese and South Korean central-bank officials criticized the U.S. Federal Reserve's latest easing efforts and advocated reducing Asia's dependence on the U.S. dollar.

The comments Thursday, at a joint seminar in Beijing by the two central banks, are the clearest indication yet of a rising backlash in Asia against U.S. monetary policy, suggesting it could speed up the search for alternatives to the dollar as the main global currency.

"The rise in global liquidity could lead to rapid capital inflows into emerging markets including South Korea and China and push up global raw-material prices," said Bank of Korea Gov. Kim Choong-soo. "Therefore, Korea and China need to make concerted efforts to minimize the negative spillover effect arising from the monetary policies of advanced nations."

Chen Yulu, an academic adviser to the People's Bank of China, said Asia needs a "regional core currency" to reduce its dependence on the dollar. China's ultimate goal is for the yuan to be as important as the euro or the dollar, he said.

This is a consequence of Ben Bernanke doing so much hand-holding for the wilting flowers on the Federal Reserve Board that he actually forgot to co-ordinate the quantative easing with other central banks.

Oh sweet jesus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

The article says the process will probably take until the 2040s to actually be set in motion, so it's not really a short-term worry for the US.

It's just really fucking stupid.  Small things like this add up, and given the limited shelf-life of the North Korean state and potential power of a unified Korea, giving them further points of agreement with China (they're already in agreement over Japan's disturbing nationalism/revisionist history) is not really an ideal way to go about the much vaunted "Return to the Pacific".


hirley0

#1090
it seams rather clear to me 4U to do the eXact opposit:

VALE .CDE AAPL GOOG QQQ       3m15C 5D 6mFB 3m25P 5D

it also seams clear to me | ON THE FIFTH to sell | & A Call ?

its ALSO very clear that the Sept Sell Put should have been G not A

{never mind | My guess today is 'CDE | sell the Call ?/?

20121003 Wednesday 10:40 pdT
other than myself see top of page | & yes: i guess
the US Free Market ? is anything but: it is now
and for the future { until fall election | Go V prop
and their4 confined to (Um} their channels
I WILL no doubt be moving on away from the
current tend / And look for some reality \ elsewhere 


there R 2 of those tails USD\MEX & ARS\BRL their4 Most of my time
going down will be spent on those 2 {selling calls) & not top of page
where i was trying to hold out hope for My$elf. Stay tuned ?/?

10:51pdT the other way to look at this then / MEX/COP & CLP/ARS
would now suggest to sell A put {never mind see RED below : ?


10:55 My 3rd & last ReMark is to think the opposite
{To the contrary) MORE LATER at this speed /-/

hirley0

#1091
BROWN? 1? https://practice.forex.com/positions-orders.html
A true Waist of mY TimE | https://practice.forex.com/CurrencyPair?cp=XAGUSD
https://practice.forex.com/Pages/ImageOld.aspx?pair=XAG_USD&interval=60&q=38

Transaction Failed Amount must be greater than 0 {0H:
Transaction Failed Amount must be greater than or equal to 50 {{ make Up Ur Mi
Transaction Failed Amount must be divisable by 50 {{{ divisable spelling |/
2: http://www.x-rates.com/graph/?from=XAG&to=USD {try this instead
3#  
4 & the PriZe was http://www.ajpm.com/ LoNG 34.1 {y at 10:52:11.AM
5th
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on October 10, 2012, 07:18:37 PM
Transaction Failed Amount must be greater than 0 {0H:
Transaction Failed Amount must be greater than or equal to 50 {{ make Up Ur Mind
:lulz:
2:42 Silver    $33.86 34.1-33.86 = (Loss) of A Quarter Less A PenNY

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hirley0 on October 02, 2012, 11:45:27 PM
20121003 Wednesday 10:40 pdT
other than myself see top of page | & yes: i guess
the US Free Market ? is anything but: it is now
and for the future { until fall election | Go V prop
and their4 confined to (Um} their channels
I WILL no doubt be moving on away from the
current tend / And look for some reality \ elsewhere 



And then people ask me "Why do you read all of Hirley0's posts?", and I respond, "Because of shit like THIS" (above).

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hirley0 on October 10, 2012, 07:18:37 PM
Transaction Failed Amount must be greater than 0 {0H:
Transaction Failed Amount must be greater than or equal to 50 {{ make Up Ur Mi

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hirley0

#1094
Link to top of page 73  :fnord:

Y!
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 08:21:15 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on October 02, 2012, 11:45:27 PM
20121003 Wednesday 10:40 pdT
other than myself see top of page | & yes: i guess
the US Free Market ? is anything but: it is now
and for the future { until fall election | Go V prop
and their4 confined to (Um} their channels
I WILL no doubt be moving on away from the
current tend / And look for some reality \ elsewhere 



And then people ask me "Why do you read all of Hirley0's posts?", and I respond, "Because of shit like THIS" (above).