UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

[Cramulus]

90% off? hahahah

on amazon.com you can find used copies for a penny

one reviewer called Palin "the Stephenie Meyer of politics" 

[Freeky]

90% off? hahahah

on amazon.com you can find used copies for a penny

one reviewer called Palin "the Stephenie Meyer of politics" 

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO TRUE

[Luna]

Izza bestseller!!  They had to give the fucking things away to do it, that counts!

Not even the rats would touch them.

[deadfong]

I always wonder how authors feel about photos like that, but with Palin, I imagine once the advance was in the bank she couldn't give a shit.

I also wonder how authors feel about Palin being called an author, when I imagine she penned not a word.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If she had penned it, it would read: "MY NAME SARA PALLIN. I WAS BORNED AND HAD A FAMLY. I RUND FOR VIEC PRESDINT IN 20008. ABORSHUN IS BAD. IMMA MAVRIK. THE IND"

[deadfong]

If she had penned it, it would read: "MY NAME SARA PALLIN. I WAS BORNED AND HAD A FAMLY. I RUND FOR VIEC PRESDINT IN 20008. ABORSHUN IS BAD. IMMA MAVRIK. THE IND"

I think in the Warhammer 40K universe, she was vice-president in 20008, and that's why that universe is so fucked.

[Luna]

Prepare to deploy earplugs, Palin's gonna pitch a hissy over the new biography that's coming out...

http://deadspin.com/5840042

The National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Make sure her bagger supporters know she likes The Big Black Penis. 

[Juana]

I was reading the Gawker article on the subject, and apparently she developed a "fetish" for black dudes. And she was horrified.

[Cain]

If she had penned it, it would read: "MY NAME SARA PALLIN. I WAS BORNED AND HAD A FAMLY. I RUND FOR VIEC PRESDINT IN 20008. ABORSHUN IS BAD. IMMA MAVRIK. THE IND"

I think in the Warhammer 40K universe, she was vice-president in 20008, and that's why that universe is so fucked.

[Iason Ouabache]

Prepare to deploy earplugs, Palin's gonna pitch a hissy over the new biography that's coming out...

http://deadspin.com/5840042

The National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin had a fling with former Heat/Hornet/Laker Glen Rice while he was in college and while she was a sports reporter in Alaska, all the way back in 1987. Rice confirms it in the book.

That story was funnier before I realized that it was Juwan Howard and not Glen Rice who got sued for giving a woman The Herp.

[Luna]

Nope.  Todd is the designated hissy-pitcher.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/15/new-book-on-palin-blasted-as-lies/?hpt=po_bn1

Todd Palin released a scathing statement late Wednesday about author Joe McGinniss, whose new book about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has grabbed internet and tabloid headlines, as well as received harsh criticism from The New York Times.
In a statement distributed to members of the media, Palin's husband said the book "is full of disgusting lies, innuendo and smears."

"This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife," Palin said. "His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book 'dated, petty,' and that it 'chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.'"

[Thurnez Isa]

I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

[Chairman Risus]

Nope.  Todd is the designated hissy-pitcher.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/15/new-book-on-palin-blasted-as-lies/?hpt=po_bn1

Todd Palin released a scathing statement late Wednesday about author Joe McGinniss, whose new book about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has grabbed internet and tabloid headlines, as well as received harsh criticism from The New York Times.
In a statement distributed to members of the media, Palin's husband said the book "is full of disgusting lies, innuendo and smears."

"This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife," Palin said. "His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book 'dated, petty,' and that it 'chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.'"

What the hell do you expect him to say? Regardless of how ridiculous Palin is as a politician, these are still people we're talking about.

[Luna]

Nope.  Todd is the designated hissy-pitcher.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/15/new-book-on-palin-blasted-as-lies/?hpt=po_bn1

Todd Palin released a scathing statement late Wednesday about author Joe McGinniss, whose new book about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has grabbed internet and tabloid headlines, as well as received harsh criticism from The New York Times.
In a statement distributed to members of the media, Palin's husband said the book "is full of disgusting lies, innuendo and smears."

"This is a man who has been relentlessly stalking my family to the point of moving in right next door to us to harass us and spy on us to satisfy his creepy obsession with my wife," Palin said. "His book is full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears. Even The New York Times called this book 'dated, petty,' and that it 'chases caustic, unsubstantiated gossip.'"

What the hell do you expect him to say? Regardless of how ridiculous Palin is as a politician, these are still people we're talking about.

In their place?  Not a fucking word, unless asked, and then only, "our attorneys have advised us not to comment until the lawsuit is resolved."