I met the Buddha on the road
He was shagging a ladderback chair.
I carefully considered whether I was obliged to kill him
but, on balance, I decided that he was dead in the water anyway.
So I just went on my way -
But I've never looked at chairs in quite the same way . . .
are you talking about that chairfucker kerry thornley? :lulz:
Who else? The mad furniture-fucker himslef
:lulz: