SOOOOO...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. 

[Doktor Howl]

Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. 

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. 

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

The Soundgarden?

[Doktor Howl]

Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. 

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

The Soundgarden?

No, I think it's the Pearl Jam.  You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

 

Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. 

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

The Soundgarden?

No, I think it's the Pearl Jam.  You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.

After having achieved Evenflow, Doktor Howl shed his flannel monk's robes and prepared to Do the Evolution.

It is written.

[Doktor Howl]

Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do. 

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

The Soundgarden?

No, I think it's the Pearl Jam.  You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.

After having achieved Evenflow, Doktor Howl shed his flannel monk's robes and prepared to Do the Evolution.

It is written.

Wearing nothing but MC Hammer doodoo pants and back hair. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm holding out until I achieve Mudhoney.

[Doktor Howl]

The unused room next to my office is being remodeled into an extra conference room.  Problem is, there's a short hallway leading from that room to the outside and to the bathroom the crew uses.  To make the room "even", the powers that be have decided to remove the hallway.  This means that my guys can't use the bathroom if there's a meeting going on.

I was told this was okay, because if the guys need to use the bathroom, they can just go to one of the other buildings.

My protests have been overruled.

SO:  We're going to jam k-wool into the sewer's breather pipe, and let the sewer gasses back up into the conference room when it is in use.  Then we'll remove the k-wool.  Each and every time there is a meeting.  Forever.

It's worth mentioning that this worked like a charm.

[Eater of Clowns]

 

How could it not have?

[Doktor Howl]

How could it not have?

Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.

So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

How could it not have?

Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.

So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.

There has to be some kind of trophy for this.

[Bruno]

Atrophy is it's own trophy. 

[Doktor Howl]

How could it not have?

Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.

So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.

There has to be some kind of trophy for this.

I can't seem to get fired.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How could it not have?

Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.

So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.

TOTAL VICTORY!!!

[Doktor Howl]

How could it not have?

Well, Lillie has decided that she is a maintenance wiz, and among other things, has announced that the pipe has collapsed.

So we're gonna have a plumbing company come tear up the whole front end of the property.

TOTAL VICTORY!!!

I have found I can make amazing things happen just by offering a proper technical solution, too.  That MUST be argued, because I do not have a degree, and am therefore stupid and always stepping on my fingers.

I want to see how far I can push this.

But Lillie went on vacation for 10 days to the family seat in Kentucky because her husband is having an operation today and she doesn't want to deal with his convalescence, so that may have to wait.