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I'm still shocked they approved my stamp design....

Yep.

http://tinyurl.com/ck4v4

Office Depot makes very affordable custom rubber stamps  

Dear She Who Eats Souls,

Who are the 4 mystery people who bought shirts from my Zazzle page?  

Dear She Who Eats Souls,

How do you like my new teeth?

5 years, then 10 pass
Don't miss him, he was an ass
Still, it kind of sucks.

Next topic: New teeth.

::does something::

Hahaaaaa, beat you to it!

::Up in the balcony, AC laughs and takes pictures::

I'm liking Turd's 'mandatory post-partum abortions' idea more and more....

This is gonna get tossed by the courts I bet...

::AC rearranges the letters on the helmet to spell ANORAK::

Heh heh heh

*builds a large hallway in the middle of the forum*

*hands Shecky a pack of hot dogs*

Sorry, I couldn't find five whores on short notice, but this should approximate the effect fairly well....  

*plunks a bucket of K-Y onto the desk*

Will that be enough?

Howl's Moving Castle.

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