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Started by Ambassador KAOS, March 25, 2007, 09:59:14 PM

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Cain

#90
April 10, 2007, 10:52:55 PM
I dont mind either way.  I just don't like someone being able to close a thread any time they feel without having to answer to anyone.  Its bullshit.  It should stay open, in case someone wants to post in it.  For whatever reason.

HBOMB

#91
April 10, 2007, 11:26:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 08:18:03 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 08:16:30 AM
Here it comes...

GEE, MISTER THE POLICEMANS!  WHY DIDN'T YOU BE NICE TO THE RAVING LUNATIC WHO PROBABLY HAS A HEAD FULL OF CRANK AND A SHARPENED SCREWDRIVER IN HIS BACK POCKET?  YOU SO MEAN!



What about giving cops tranquilizer guns with appropriately dosed darts to subdue folks that are having psychotic episodes because of drugs.  That way its a hands off approach until the perp has enough thorazine (or whatever the latest tranq of choice is) to calm them enough to be taken in or admitted. 
"There's only two possibilities:  Either we is the most intelligent life in the universe, or there is life out there which is more intelligent than we are.  Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought."

Cain

#92
April 10, 2007, 11:28:06 PM
Far easier to kill someone that way.  Allergic reactions, overdoses, problems of what the suspected perp already has in their system...not to mention the cost.

The Good Reverend Roger

#93
April 11, 2007, 07:50:24 AM
Quote from: HBOMB on April 10, 2007, 11:26:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 08:18:03 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 08:16:30 AM
Here it comes...

GEE, MISTER THE POLICEMANS!  WHY DIDN'T YOU BE NICE TO THE RAVING LUNATIC WHO PROBABLY HAS A HEAD FULL OF CRANK AND A SHARPENED SCREWDRIVER IN HIS BACK POCKET?  YOU SO MEAN!



What about giving cops tranquilizer guns with appropriately dosed darts to subdue folks that are having psychotic episodes because of drugs.  That way its a hands off approach until the perp has enough thorazine (or whatever the latest tranq of choice is) to calm them enough to be taken in or admitted. 

Well, there's several reasons:

1.  No tranquilizer is effective in a standard dose to any person outside of the weight range of the standard dose.  Too heavy, and they ignore it.  Too light, and they die.

2.  Tranquilizers take time.  You don't often have that time.

3.  Sometimes people just up and die when tranquilized, for no reason.  That means more paperwork for Roger, and I hate paperwork.

4.  Sometimes an asshole is just BEGGING to have their face kicked in.  Hell, that's one of the main reasons I took this job.

No, a beatdown is superior to meds.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#94
April 11, 2007, 07:54:12 AM
And more fun!

TGRR:Driven by the lulz, amongst many other things.

hunter s.durden

#95
April 11, 2007, 05:43:19 PM
Tranq = Fail.
In the time it took you to figure out how much thorazine I need, and for it to kick in, I would have killed about 4 cops.

Besides a little ass beating can heal.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#96
April 11, 2007, 06:38:58 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 11, 2007, 07:54:12 AM
And more fun!

TGRR:Driven by the lulz, amongst many other things.

And the ability to drive 140MPH without going to jail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#97
April 12, 2007, 04:04:54 AM
And the flashy blue lights. And a veritble utility belt of the officers paraphenalia.

You get all the fun rev.  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#98
April 12, 2007, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 12, 2007, 04:04:54 AM
And the flashy blue lights. And a veritble utility belt of the officers paraphenalia.

You get all the fun rev.  :lulz:

Until some judge throws out half my fucking tickets. :tgrr:

Just because some shit isn't technically illegal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#99
June 12, 2007, 01:34:48 PM
I just wish to point out, ITT, AKK is respected and admired while I am ridiculed and spat on.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I love how the tide changes.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hunter s.durden

#100
June 12, 2007, 01:37:19 PM
Hold on...

I ridicule you constantly.
This space for rent.

Lies

#101
June 12, 2007, 01:44:02 PM
Ok, well, you just ridicule everyone anyway.  :x
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hunter s.durden

#102
June 12, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Yes, but you get special attention.

Your shitty taste in music.
How you probably cry when you "make love".
Your overall poor decisions in life.
You didn't fuck a dwarf.
You're constantly strung out on drugs, and probably drool.

Man, I hate bumping an ASS thread, but this is fun.
This space for rent.

Lies

#103
June 12, 2007, 01:57:56 PM
 :lulz:

Dude, we're so going to have a drinking competition some day, and get ourselves into an angry drunken fight over who has the shittier taste in music.

And hey, at least a dwarf WANTED to fuck me.
You're so ugly I'm amazed your hand doesn't vomit in disgust after you jerk off to Furry porn.  :mrgreen:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#104
June 12, 2007, 02:27:00 PM
OFUK  :aww:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
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