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I have that book.

Beyond good and evil, by that Niiitzschehzezeze. Nietsche? Niezsche?

"Nietchszhquzecoatlphrnf"

Thoreau did. And he didn't even have Gore-tex.

Hee hee hee.

Rum borrowed my lawnmower and never gave it back.

[LEARN TO LIVE ON AIR]

ARTISTS AND CREATORS SHOULD LEARN TO LIVE ON AIR, OR PAINT EDIBLE WORKS OF ART! 

http://www.breatharian.com/

Oshit, family resemblance!

But that would involve killing ev-

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Oh, I get it! Good idea!

Discordianism.
It's an obvious ploy to turn otherwise malcontented people with the potential to network outward and inflict damage to the machine, into harmless postulators of nonsense who will investigate anything from circus clowns to their own feces, find a few correlations between their experiment and larger societal patterns, then promptly publish their findings into a Kleenex and file it in the nearest wastebasket.

Truth discovered.

Alcoholics generally are.

I'm not a gambler by nature, anyway, so I'm probably not the best of judges.  I go to bars to drink and talk and flirt.  Not necessarily in that order.  Listening to live music rocks too.  If I wanna sit and get drunk while playing on a screen, I'll stay home and do what I'm doing right now. 

PD.com: Better than electronic poker.

I plan to build a castle. Yes, that's what I'm going to do with my life. Anyone who wants to set up a Discordia Ale House nearby will have my full support.

When i met Eris I asked her if we could play a game and she said "sure why don't we play hide and go fuck yourself" so i did. It was fun and afterwards my mommy made fresh lemonade.

I declare this the best enlightenment parable ever.

My story:
Once, I stumbled upon the Wikipedia page on Discordianism, and it's been all downhill from there. By which I mean it's improved dramatically.

Ok, fuck all y'all:  there are PLENTY of Amurrican breweries out there that kick mo fo ass.

Pete's Wicked Ale
Stone Pale Ale and IPA
Karl Strauss

...those are just 3 that I know of, 2 here in CA.  They are awesome, and I won't hear NUFFIN' different.

:P

STFU! It's only an "Amurrican beer" if it's produced by Real Amurrican Capitalists, who can afford to buy Superbowl ads!

In Hawaii, a lot of buildings have copper gutters.

In other words, a lot of buildings have bundles of cash strapped on their roofs.