Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?

We eat them.

[Brother Mythos]

Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?

We eat them.

Thanks, I didn't know you were humanitarians. 

[LMNO]

Thanks for the greetings, Discordians,

I now see how your post numbering system works, and have taken the time to plow trough this entire thread. It appears that a lot of new people introduce themselves, make a few posts, and are never heard from again. What's with that? Sockpuppets? Fear? What?

To be honest, most of them don't like the way we do our Discordia^TM.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I haven't been checking the introductions, so I'll just address this generally:

FUCK OFF.

[Meunster]

Thats mean. 

[minuspace]

It's entirely like this: how we misperceive the management.

[Brother Mythos]

I haven't been checking the introductions, so I'll just address this generally:

FUCK OFF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qdFLPn30dvQ

[The Wizard Joseph]

I haven't been checking the introductions, so I'll just address this generally:

FUCK OFF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qdFLPn30dvQ

Yeah, but we use Guinea worms instead of a paddle. You have to REALLY want another Guinea worm bruh.

[Even Raw Interior Noise]

Hello

You may call me ERINN. The ERIN is my name and the N is a honorific which stands for nothing.

I am very very new. I came upon the Principia Discordia approximately 10 minutes ago and found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well. Then I found these forums, and you all seemed like decent people worthy of wasting my time on. Since I already have too many things to do, I thought I'd add this.

[Cain]

Hello and welcome and stuff.

[Meunster]

Ey welcome new guy. These people are pretty worthy to waste time on.

Where'd you find out about us? Jw

[Brother Mythos]

Hello

You may call me ERINN. The ERIN is my name and the N is a honorific which stands for nothing.

I am very very new. I came upon the Principia Discordia approximately 10 minutes ago and found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well. Then I found these forums, and you all seemed like decent people worthy of wasting my time on. Since I already have too many things to do, I thought I'd add this.

Hi there, newer guy!

[LMNO]

I've always thought Erin was a nice name.  Welcome.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hello

You may call me ERINN. The ERIN is my name and the N is a honorific which stands for nothing.

I am very very new. I came upon the Principia Discordia approximately 10 minutes ago and found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well. Then I found these forums, and you all seemed like decent people worthy of wasting my time on. Since I already have too many things to do, I thought I'd add this.

Hello, you seem all right. Welcome!

[Cuddlefish]

I[...]found that it reflected my philosophy of life quite well.

It's a trap.