the ketchup issue is...

[KittehAmazing]

I will only eat boca burgers with fresh made mango salsa, guacamole made from avocados I picked myself, and pickles made by Spanish maidens.

well done,my props to ze chef. 

[Dimocritus]

15 PAGES OR BUST! 

YES WE CAN!

[LMNO]

Looks like this:



I'm pretty sure they don't make it south of the mason-dixon.  I'd prefer Crystal, though. 

Can you get Crystal up there? If not, I'll trade ya.

I think I still have your address.  Stay tuned...

[AFK]

I will only eat boca burgers with fresh made mango salsa, guacamole made from avocados I picked myself, and pickles made by Spanish maidens.

I will eat ANY hamburger.

I don't care the meat is shitty, and I don't even mind if there's no mustard. 

I fucking love hamburgers.

Just don't forget to toast the bun.  That's kind of a deal breaker.

Yes.  169% Troof. 

[East Coast Hustle]

No, no no.


Sweat miripoix, add tomatoes and olives, a little anchovy paste for depth, and then cook it down until most of the liquid is gone.

Squid's got you on this one. It's not a compote unless you add some sugar.

what you're describing would be better labeled as.....ketchup.

[LMNO]

feh.

[East Coast Hustle]

also, you fucking heathens, you STEAM the bun.

STEAM.

or GTFO.

[LMNO]

Wha?

Ew.

I mean, I've eaten steamed hot dog buns (), but hamburger buns?  I'm not seeing that.

[AFK]

Yeah, steamed buns/rolls are great for hot dogs, though, toasted is pretty good too when its the frankfurter-style.

But for burgers, toasted is the way to go.  Otherwise they get too mushy between the burger juices and condiments. 

[AFK]

Also, this discussion has made it a certainty that burgers are on the menu tonight. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

damn i want a big sloppy burger

the kind where juicy stuff runs down your arms to your elbows

[LMNO]

damn i want a big sloppy burger

the kind where juicy stuff runs down your arms to your elbows

I'm pretty sure there's one in there somewhere.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

   i kind of set myself up a lot

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

also, you fucking heathens, you STEAM the bun.

STEAM.

or GTFO.

I am deeply disturbed by the idea of a steamed hamburger bun. Properly, they should be buttered and grilled.

[Adios]

This thread gives me heartburn.