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I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!

Started by Doktor Howl, June 13, 2013, 03:04:47 AM

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Salty

#15
June 13, 2013, 06:52:03 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 05:15:17 AM
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.

What, is Enki giving you lessons?

How do...the way you joined those clauses with no sense of...

You trollin me, bro?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
June 13, 2013, 07:00:19 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.

Did you just say "debate team" without a trace of irony?


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hunter s.durden

#17
June 13, 2013, 09:16:00 AM
I am a hardcore atheist that believes in the radical Scientism ideas laid down by Christopher Dawkins and his ilk.

I will debate anyone on PD or Youtube, anytime, any rules. I just completed a course in Argumentation and Debate. In this class I was able to achieve a grade of A. I am on drugs right now.
"I think the class had trouble following your reasoning" - Prof. "M"
"You need to dress appropriately and maintain eye contact with EVERYONE" - Prof. "2cool"

Come get it motherfuckers.
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P3nT4gR4m

#18
June 13, 2013, 09:22:34 AM
DURDEN!!! Hows it hangin?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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hunter s.durden

#19
June 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
I am on 4 drugs. Joel Osteen is playing on the YouTube as lightning crashes outside. Tornadoes maybe?

It's a good day.

How you been?
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P3nT4gR4m

#20
June 13, 2013, 09:29:00 AM
Much the same but minus the tornadoes. Life sucks  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#21
June 13, 2013, 09:33:56 AM
That's a shame.
Come to America.
Land of Freedom and Opportunity.
We have a great homeless plan.
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P3nT4gR4m

#22
June 13, 2013, 09:39:14 AM
Nah, I'm just fucking with ya. Life is sweet.

Even without tornadoes there's plenty fun to be had here.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

#23
June 13, 2013, 03:17:24 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.

He's not debating, dumbfuck.  He's PREACHIN'.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#24
June 13, 2013, 03:18:33 PM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on June 13, 2013, 05:15:17 AM
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.

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Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

#25
June 13, 2013, 03:25:37 PM
 :lulz:

That was fucking awesome!
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LMNO

#26
June 14, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Hunter!  Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!

hunter s.durden

#27
June 16, 2013, 01:05:46 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 14, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
Hunter!  Welcome back! Go fuck yourself!

I'm not sure if I'm "back" seeing as now I didn't formally leave, I just have no concept of time. Between dealing with actual responsibilities (if school can be called that) and a naturally scattered mind, I just don't have a proper concept of time these days.

But thank you for the warm fuck hug. Can we debate now?
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LMNO

#28
June 16, 2013, 05:18:16 AM
Sure!  I'll start:

YOU ARE WRONG.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#29
June 16, 2013, 07:04:37 AM

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