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BADGE OF HONOR

#30
October 26, 2006, 08:43:19 AM
Always glad to help.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LMNO

#31
October 26, 2006, 12:55:57 PM
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Damn, it's good to have you back, Badger.

BADGE OF HONOR

#32
October 26, 2006, 10:12:13 PM
I have to be here to make sure the forum gets its correct dose of perversion.  A dildo a day keeps the doctor at bay.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Thurnez Isa

#33
October 27, 2006, 12:03:15 AM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Messier Undertree

#34
October 27, 2006, 12:21:04 AM
 :-o I don't know whether that's funny or disturbing...

Thurnez Isa

#35
October 27, 2006, 12:37:12 AM
my votes on painful
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

BADGE OF HONOR

#36
October 27, 2006, 12:40:28 AM
It's not supposed to be painful.  However, "Sold as a novelty product only." = "It's not our fault if you hurt yourself."
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Messier Undertree

#37
October 27, 2006, 12:43:24 AM
Try explaining that to the doctor  :lol:

Thurnez Isa

#38
October 27, 2006, 12:53:36 AM
I think he/she would be cool with it
as long as it wasnt any of these babies
http://www.amazon.co.uk/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A11711881&page=1
:lol:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Messier Undertree

#39
October 27, 2006, 12:55:32 AM
I especially like this one :



:lol:

Thurnez Isa

#40
October 27, 2006, 12:56:43 AM
ahh only if i was good at photo shop
i could have some fun   :-(
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

BADGE OF HONOR

#41
October 27, 2006, 01:02:25 AM
You forgot its name, "ergonomically designed butter curler".  What's a butter curler?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Thurnez Isa

#42
October 27, 2006, 01:07:24 AM
to shape butter
it makes curls which you could freeze into shape

see you could know this crap if you were french

or you could use it to prop up your balls
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Messier Undertree

#43
October 27, 2006, 01:11:05 AM
Quoteor you could use it to prop up your balls

:lol:

BADGE OF HONOR

#44
October 27, 2006, 01:21:56 AM
If I had balls, I don't think I'd want anything sharp near them. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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