MAKE MONEY TELLING NAIVE ELDERLY PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, SRSLY.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's easy! All you have to do is call them up, tell them about investment opportunities or lotteries - you're just telling them what they want to hear, they're convincing themselves, and besides it's their own fault for falling for it. It's entertainment! I can justify anything!

[LMNO]

ITT, Nigel and BAI/The Stoat begin a death match.

[Doktor Howl]

ITT, Nigel and BAI/The Stoat begin a death match.

A clash of the titans, no less.

EITHER: 
     
      Anything that anyone does that doesn't involve cash for physical good is fraud,

OR:

      There is never anything wrong with telling people what they want to hear.

There is no middle ground.

Let the battle begin.

[Salty]

People call psychics.

It would be shitty if it was the other way around.

[LMNO]

First, they need to tie their left wrists together, and then choose their weapons.

It'll be like the "Beat It" video.

[Cain]

People call psychics.

It would be shitty if it was the other way around.

In Soviet Russia, psychic call you!

[Doktor Howl]

First, they need to tie their left wrists together, and then choose their weapons.

It'll be like the "Beat It" video.

WEST SIDE STORY OR GTFO!

[Salty]

People call psychics.

It would be shitty if it was the other way around.

In Soviet Russia, psychic call you!

The FUCKERS!

[Cain]

People call psychics.

It would be shitty if it was the other way around.

In Soviet Russia, psychic call you!

The FUCKERS!

And you're expected to give them a prediction.  And they shoot you if you get it right.

[Triple Zero]

quickly predict they won't shoot you!

[Salty]

Laughing. So. Hard.


Seriously, that's fucked up. Fucking commies.

[LMNO]

First, they need to tie their left wrists together, and then choose their weapons.

It'll be like the "Beat It" video.

WEST SIDE STORY OR GTFO!

That makes for an interesting debate... which one was more gay?

[Doktor Howl]

First, they need to tie their left wrists together, and then choose their weapons.

It'll be like the "Beat It" video.

WEST SIDE STORY OR GTFO!

That makes for an interesting debate... which one was more gay?

West Side Story.  No shit.  That was gayer than Liberace's thong collection.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Sperm to Worm, Dr. Howl, Sperm to Worm....

[Doktor Howl]

Sperm to Worm, Dr. Howl, Sperm to Worm....

I HAVE NOT FUCKED A WORM.

Yet.