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Started by Doktor Howl, August 23, 2010, 06:04:08 PM

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#15
August 23, 2010, 11:58:25 PM
:lulz:

That was outstanding.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Richter

#16
August 24, 2010, 03:49:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 06:04:08 PM

7.  It's still rape if you yell "Margaritaville, bitch!".



Why have you NOT read this yet today?!?!
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 01, 2012, 02:37:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 06:04:08 PM
Dear Squiddy,

It has come to our attention that you are treating your fellow Floridians with something less than, shall we say, respect and common decency.  In fact, it seems that you've been a rotten bastard to many of them, and have shown little restraint in your criticism of their beliefs concerning Baby Jesus, the US Constitution (As they interpret it, and their interpretation is no less valid than yours, despite the technicality of them not having actually read it.), and their political efforts (To wit, the Tea Party.).

We've reviewed all the statements and witness testimony, and we have come to some conclusions:

1.  Dropping an obese and unwell 65 year old man down a manhole is NOT "helping him teabag".  Especially if the rope around his foot is 50 feet long, and it's only 12 feet to the bottom of the manhole.

2.  Mobility scooters are NOT "just like bumper cars", and are not capable of withstanding an impact from a standard sedan.  This should have been obvious, and we're not sure we believe your claims of ignorance.

3.  We do not feel that honestly mistaking the water rides at Disney for a bathroom is possible.

4.  "Donations" made in the poorbox of the local Evangelical Church should not be composed of hazardous biological substances, used tampons, or excrement.

5.  Paintball guns are not an acceptable counter-protest method.  Particularly when you aren't aiming at the signs of protestors.  One patient has had to have surgery, and any kids he has may be purple in color.

6.  Vomiting beer on newly-transplanted retirees is not an acceptable welcome to the great state of Florida.

7.  It's still rape if you yell "Margaritaville, bitch!".

8.  Vicious beatings of coworkers are frowned upon, even if they're "stupid".

9.  As 8, but concerning preschoolers, nuns, and "soccer moms".

10.  Crucifiction is not an acceptable way to help your neighbors "affirm their faith".

With the above facts in mind, we have recommended to the governor that you be expelled from Florida. 

Yours,
Doktor Howl
Uprightness Consultant to the Governor's Office.

Bump, because it's election time in Florida again.  And you know what THAT means.
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Luna

#18
October 01, 2012, 03:05:10 AM
But...  But...

Well, shit, there goes half my entertainment list for election day.

I had a DATE, goddamnit.  Now what are we supposed to do?
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#19
October 01, 2012, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 01, 2012, 03:05:10 AM
But...  But...

Well, shit, there goes half my entertainment list for election day.

I had a DATE, goddamnit.  Now what are we supposed to do?

I thought that would be OBVIOUS.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#20
October 01, 2012, 03:09:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2012, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 01, 2012, 03:05:10 AM
But...  But...

Well, shit, there goes half my entertainment list for election day.

I had a DATE, goddamnit.  Now what are we supposed to do?

I thought that would be OBVIOUS.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

Well, YEAH, but a good half of that list was down as foreplay.   :sad:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#21
October 02, 2012, 05:41:49 AM
There's a shitstorm brewing.... in my guts.


IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!!!!!!


Behold the power of my bowels you unsuspecting fools!
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