Principia Discordia (Evangelical Edition) now availiable [X-Post from POEE]

[Payne]

'Cause he's a lazy bastard, I assume.

Posting this here for him.

GREETING YUO FUCKERS.
THE PDEE
This is an all-rehashed version of the Principia, intended for distribution. To this end, I have re-worked graphics and whatnot to make it the smallest page size I was able to find at any print-on-demand publisher (4.25" x 6.75"). It is also pretty bare-bones, in an effort to make it cheaper - it's got RAW's intro, the original 75 pages, the Starbuck's pebbles myth, a few random other things, and the Fifth Edition. 94 pages total, plus an obnoxious orange cover. I tried te make it as cheap as possible (but alas, lulu wants their cut). I'm not making jack from these, by the way, like 30c American per. Virtually nothing. I'd like to thank Syn (or whatever Payne made his fucking name into this week ) for his assistance, and anyone whose stuff I raped and didn't know the author.
Also, anyone who contributed to the Fnord Fonts, I am indebted to you, as I made extensive use of them.
I am planning to do another one, more along the lines of my original idea, but it will have about twice as many pages, and so will be less feasible for giving away. But still smaller page-wise.

- Reverend Smeg the Kilted, KSC
Hail Fucking Eris.


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The noise in my head is: The ADICTS - Viva La Revolution

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sweet!

[Richter]

IDEAL LIBRARY HIDING SIZE

[LMNO]

HOLY SHIT I WANT TO SPEND MONEY

[Reverend Smeg the Kilted]

UPDATE on this nonsense: I have figured out how to set my revenue to nothing (this is my first time using Lulu for anything) and there is now *no* markup on these books. $6.38 each, same as I pay for 'em.

Oh yeah, Hi, I'm Reverend Smeg the Kilted.

[Cramulus]

$6.38 each??

[Pariah]

A must buy!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

UPDATE on this nonsense: I have figured out how to set my revenue to nothing (this is my first time using Lulu for anything) and there is now *no* markup on these books. $6.38 each, same as I pay for 'em.

Oh yeah, Hi, I'm Reverend Smeg the Kilted.

DUUUUUDE at that price i will buy so many! W0000T!

[drjon]

Nice work that man!

[LMNO]

$6.38 each??

Needs to be Law-of-Five'd.

[Reverend Smeg the Kilted]

Needs to be Law-of-Five'd.

Pfft. Too easy.

6+3+8=17

(6/3=2)+8=10 (first multiple)

6/8=.75, 7+5+3=15, divided by the 3 (number of digits in the final sequence) = 5

6/.38=15.789473684210526315(repeat) Add those together = 80, divided by 15.789473684210526315 = 5.06666666666666666692 all numbers after decimal added = 119, divided by the 5 in front of the decimal = 23.8.

This is of course a sign that Lulu, and possibly me, are tools of the Illuminati/Chaney/HomelandSecurity(tm)/Starbucks/David Icke, and will hunt down anyone buying this book.

So make sure you give them away quickly!!!



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The noise in my head is: Andrews Sisters - Beer Barrel Polka

[Richter]

Welcome aboard, sir.

[indigoblade]

I'd have put several web addressess in the text showing free sites to download the book, in fact I may do that myself. Could you imqagine finding out that you could have gotten the book for free online and finding out there's no refund!

[Reverend Smeg the Kilted]

I'd have put several web addressess in the text showing free sites to download the book, in fact I may do that myself. Could you imqagine finding out that you could have gotten the book for free online and finding out there's no refund!

Well POEE is mentioned on the back cover.

AND, I'm not really thinking this to be bought by people for themselves. Like my IRL Discordian friends (Rev Ned & Pope Stoner) are gonna put an order for about 30 of them.

[Cramulus]

Well I just ordered some. I'm not sure how much I like the words "EVANGELICAL EDITION" printed on the front, but props to you for making this so cheap nonetheless.