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Saw this out of the corner of my eye...

Started by Lord Daddy Lombrosis, December 30, 2009, 06:40:24 AM

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Cain

d00d omg so FUNNAH!

You see, out of the corner of your eye, "ford" looks like "fnord"!  This is a completely hilarious and hitherto unheard of discordian joke!

Sir Squid Diddimus


Cainad (dec.)

"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

that i get

Freeky

Quote from: Squid on December 30, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

that i get

Ditto, it made me almost giggle a bit.

"Why, Ford? Why NOW?"

President Television

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 30, 2009, 04:52:19 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 30, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

that i get

Ditto, it made me almost giggle a bit.

"Why, Ford? Why NOW?"

Yeah, that's exactly how I read it.
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Captain Utopia

Obviously the OP was just waking up from a blackout induced by huffing cheap paint-thinner. Slumped on their computer desk, blinking rapidly, what the OP saw in the corner of their eye can be made clearer if you simply rotate the image by 90 degrees:



Freeky


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Thread became funny!

WHY, FORD?

OH GOD.

WHY NOW?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



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