Okay, you're right.
I've been raging against your machine for years now, and I think it's time that I become an honest, open-minded person like you are...and admit what is really happening.
I'm pretty young. Old enough that people expect things from me, but young enough that they still look down on me. And, truth be told, I've only ever said anything bad about cops, or government, or religion, or political parties, or America™, because I was angry, or wanted the attention, or never spent any time researching/ thinking for myself. I just got caught up in the liberal spin machine. All my college professors did my thinking for me.
And, I guess, somebody did their thinking for them.
Also...somehow I was unaffected by gun-toting, flag-waving professors. Or there weren't any, maybe. The liberal professors probably made me imagine that.
Truth is that you're right. You can have small government that simultaneously does all these things you want it to while being both a Christian state and not a theocracy. And it's possible because YOU'RE PEOPLE (Real Americans) are good people. They have no ulterior motives and no faults that might result in any kind of failure or corruption. They are, also, entirely bribe-proof. They are the pasty, balding, Super-Men of politics.
All cops are qualified, respectable, pure-hearted heroes. Not a single one of them could possibly just like the idea of holding a gun. Nuff' said there.
You are right, I always knew that your religion was the right one. I'd just been fighting it because I'm young and stupid or whatever your reason was. Let me let you in on a secret. We ALL know it. Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Agnostics. None of us actually believe that shit, we're just some combination of brainwashed, angry at good, serving the devil, or stubborn, or in awe and fear of the real God (trademark of Buffalo Rock).
Alright, I'll admit there is nothing racist about the immigration argument. "Black" and "Hispanic" neighborhoods have more crime because their skin color makes them criminal. There is nothing racist about that! No, poverty is certainly not to blame. Everyone knows capitalism is the shit. Even liberals (despite how they're always mad because we manage to work hard AND be happy. Idiots!). Thankfully we still have the innocent, father-like face of big business to guide us into a new, crime free era of Happiness™ and Freedom™.
A small government would somehow be less crazy. No chance it would be even remotely similar to a big government. Because...less people are less susceptible to ulterior motives, or bribes, or general dickery. It grows with numbers. Science.
And the only reason I didn't make the connections earlier is because I'm young, stupid, and have never thought for myself. Although that doesn't explain all the other, older people who pretend to dislike all these great ideas you've beenvomiting all over my carpet compassionately sharing with me through your utter selflessness.
Seriously,though, fuck yourself.
I've been raging against your machine for years now, and I think it's time that I become an honest, open-minded person like you are...and admit what is really happening.
I'm pretty young. Old enough that people expect things from me, but young enough that they still look down on me. And, truth be told, I've only ever said anything bad about cops, or government, or religion, or political parties, or America™, because I was angry, or wanted the attention, or never spent any time researching/ thinking for myself. I just got caught up in the liberal spin machine. All my college professors did my thinking for me.
And, I guess, somebody did their thinking for them.
Also...somehow I was unaffected by gun-toting, flag-waving professors. Or there weren't any, maybe. The liberal professors probably made me imagine that.
Truth is that you're right. You can have small government that simultaneously does all these things you want it to while being both a Christian state and not a theocracy. And it's possible because YOU'RE PEOPLE (Real Americans) are good people. They have no ulterior motives and no faults that might result in any kind of failure or corruption. They are, also, entirely bribe-proof. They are the pasty, balding, Super-Men of politics.
All cops are qualified, respectable, pure-hearted heroes. Not a single one of them could possibly just like the idea of holding a gun. Nuff' said there.
You are right, I always knew that your religion was the right one. I'd just been fighting it because I'm young and stupid or whatever your reason was. Let me let you in on a secret. We ALL know it. Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Agnostics. None of us actually believe that shit, we're just some combination of brainwashed, angry at good, serving the devil, or stubborn, or in awe and fear of the real God (trademark of Buffalo Rock).
Alright, I'll admit there is nothing racist about the immigration argument. "Black" and "Hispanic" neighborhoods have more crime because their skin color makes them criminal. There is nothing racist about that! No, poverty is certainly not to blame. Everyone knows capitalism is the shit. Even liberals (despite how they're always mad because we manage to work hard AND be happy. Idiots!). Thankfully we still have the innocent, father-like face of big business to guide us into a new, crime free era of Happiness™ and Freedom™.
A small government would somehow be less crazy. No chance it would be even remotely similar to a big government. Because...less people are less susceptible to ulterior motives, or bribes, or general dickery. It grows with numbers. Science.
And the only reason I didn't make the connections earlier is because I'm young, stupid, and have never thought for myself. Although that doesn't explain all the other, older people who pretend to dislike all these great ideas you've been
Seriously,though, fuck yourself.