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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 16, 2009, 08:18:59 PM

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Dysnomia

#31
October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel!  Eventually they will FIND YOU! 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Telarus

#32
October 15, 2010, 08:40:09 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel!  Eventually they will FIND YOU! 
:aaa::1fap:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
October 15, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel!  Eventually they will FIND YOU! 

:tinfoilhat:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
October 15, 2010, 06:47:32 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tjg92

#35
October 15, 2010, 11:14:22 PM
Searching for discordians on OKCupid reveals that a shitload of us are bisexual. Which is pretty cool  :mrgreen:

Remington

#36
October 15, 2010, 11:16:19 PM
Well, being bisexual means that you're never disappointed when you put your hand down someone's pants.
Is it plugged in?

Salty

#37
October 16, 2010, 12:49:56 AM
Now that isn't strictly true. In fact, I'd say it doubles your pool for disappointment/teh horror.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

E.O.T.

#38
October 16, 2010, 01:01:32 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISGjNeBENXw

          listen. this is becoming serious.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Dysnomia

#39
October 16, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 15, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel!  Eventually they will FIND YOU! 

:tinfoilhat:

I was looking for jiggly boob gifs that were sfw...and found this instead.   :lulz:



Quote from: Commander Remington on October 15, 2010, 11:16:19 PM
Well, being bisexual means that you're never disappointed when you put your hand down someone's pants.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#40
October 16, 2010, 07:34:22 PM Last Edit: October 16, 2010, 07:37:18 PM by Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 15, 2010, 04:40:05 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/StripperClown

QuoteI am a professional stripper clown who is available for both child and adult parties. Whether you want me to make balloon animals and do magic for your bachelorette party, or get down, take it off, and do my sexy dancing for your 8 year old's birthday party; I am the man for the job.


Please tell me this guy is a troll   :horrormirth:

:vom:


Nope, now I'm sure   :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
October 16, 2010, 08:14:26 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 16, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 15, 2010, 04:40:05 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/StripperClown

QuoteI am a professional stripper clown who is available for both child and adult parties. Whether you want me to make balloon animals and do magic for your bachelorette party, or get down, take it off, and do my sexy dancing for your 8 year old's birthday party; I am the man for the job.


Please tell me this guy is a troll   :horrormirth:

:vom:


Nope, now I'm sure   :lol:

:lulz: He's awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#42
October 16, 2010, 08:15:28 PM
I want to have his bi sexual stripper clown children :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
October 16, 2010, 08:20:21 PM
I need to make another OK Cupid troll account.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Brotep

#44
October 16, 2010, 11:19:38 PM
I just troll with my regular account, and if my targets respond favorably I ask them out.
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