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I'm the cream of the weird cash crop at the top of the freak pyramid.

This sentence is fantastic.  The blend of cliches without really completing any of them led me to some really great dissonance.

We'll have to pause recorded time for a second or so at the end of this year.  Nobody will even notice it missing.

Can we use this second to commit some kind of crime that, due to there being no record of it, we technically can't be charged for?

Shitty about the restaurant.  Good luck with Union Station - I love that place.

Yesterday I was cooking hominy and I kept singing:

Always,
I want to be with you
and make believe with you.
I'm cooking hominy, hominy.

I played this game once.  For 30 seconds.

I thought it was great, Mang.

I'm interested in seeing the more that follows, Cain.  Presently I wonder how broadly you're interpreting conflict in this case.  It's written as interpersonal conflict but early societies that banded together for survival against nature is another kind of conflict entirely.  There's also the implication that since humans are highly social creatures that every road down our plethora of motivations leads to conflict as well.

Okay, here's a larger version, double standard business card size.
I'll just do these at this size from now on.



I wanna add, I laughed my ASS OFF making this one.

The proportions are off from the original, but I'm terrible at details like that.

CAN'T BE BOTHERED.

You horrible bastards!

Wtf IS that image??

That's a WOMP that FP did of me over some bizarre costume pic he found from the 4chan google wave.

I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.

Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.

GS is Edward Norton.

Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.

...What shot? 

-Suu
No way was that drunk..right?

Sorry, shot as in photo of me wearing the shirt for your fan page.

And yeah that Newcastle wasn't very good and produced about a pitcher of head for every one beer she poured.

I would once again force my presence upon the event were it not for work.

I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.

Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.

GS is Edward Norton.

Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.

Fuck your band in it's dirty ass, Dimo. The only place I'm going is Hooters tonight, to check out some high-end poon-tang and eat the hot wings.

Dimo if this doesn't go in your sig you're a fool.  This is the most stunning tribute to another poster I've seen in my time here.

socks in bed?!?!

The Floridian does not comment on strategies to maintain warmth in the cold winter months!

WINTER PUNCHED ME IN THE MOUF
THIS IS THE 5TH TIME ITS HAPPENED THIS WINTER 
ITS LIKE IM IMMUNE TO CHAPSTICK

What kind of chapstick do you use?  I had trouble with a bunch of them not working until I tried Aveeno.

I think the real camaraderie is shown when the contestants shake hands with the hands that they were using to massage their testicles after the match.

Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.

I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.

If he truly commanded you to attend, it just goes to show that Payne hates you (jk).

Where exactly are you coming from? Really, if it's a hassle, I'm not going to be offended or anything if you don't show, so don't kill yourself or spread yourself too thin trying to get there.

I should have plenty of time.  It's a half hour or so to get there, there's a family thing at 1pm (which should be over by then) and I'd like to be in Boston by 1am for when EoCGF gets out of work.