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UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD

Started by LMNO, March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

#75
March 08, 2011, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2011, 05:07:54 PM
Apparently, The People do not care, so long as he has the right values.

Like ethnic cleansing.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/huckabee-says-no-palestinian-823467.html
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#76
March 09, 2011, 12:17:31 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 08, 2011, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2011, 05:07:54 PM
Apparently, The People do not care, so long as he has the right values.

Like ethnic cleansing.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/huckabee-says-no-palestinian-823467.html

"The page could not be found
The page you requested does not exist at this address."
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#77
March 09, 2011, 01:38:57 AM
Talk about your thorough cleansing. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#78
March 09, 2011, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 09, 2011, 12:17:31 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 08, 2011, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2011, 05:07:54 PM
Apparently, The People do not care, so long as he has the right values.

Like ethnic cleansing.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/huckabee-says-no-palestinian-823467.html

"The page could not be found
The page you requested does not exist at this address."

Ill summarize it for you.

Palestine needs to be wiped out.
Completely.
There cannot be a single Palestinian living in the "Holy Land" by order of Jezuz.

Start the ovens.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

AFK

#79
March 09, 2011, 11:53:25 AM
I think the Huckster has figured out the only way he's going to get coverage is to go all wingnut crazy and spout off stupid shit like Newt, Palin, and Bachmann.  Otherwise he'll be lumped in with Pawlenty, Daniels, and all of the other GOP hopefuls nobody is really talking about much. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#80
March 10, 2011, 06:14:32 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 09, 2011, 07:49:32 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 09, 2011, 12:17:31 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 08, 2011, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2011, 05:07:54 PM
Apparently, The People do not care, so long as he has the right values.

Like ethnic cleansing.

http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/huckabee-says-no-palestinian-823467.html

"The page could not be found
The page you requested does not exist at this address."

Ill summarize it for you.

Palestine needs to be wiped out.
Completely.
There cannot be a single Palestinian living in the "Holy Land" by order of Jezuz.

Start the ovens.

To be fair to Huckabee, he only advocated ethnic cleansing, which is kind of like advocating rape alone, instead of murder and then rape.

Luna

#81
March 10, 2011, 06:19:22 PM
:facepalm:

QuoteFile this one in the "you can't make it up" category: in an interview today with The Christian Broadcasting Network, presidential-hopeful Newt Gingrich said that he has been driven to adultery in the past in part because of how "passionately [he] felt about this country."

http://thefastertimes.com/politics/2011/03/09/gingrich-i-had-cheated-on-my-wife-because-i-love-my-country-so-much/
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Requia ☣

#82
March 10, 2011, 06:27:15 PM
I'll take him as the next pres candidate, should be hilarious  :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#83
March 10, 2011, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:19:22 PM
:facepalm:

QuoteFile this one in the "you can't make it up" category: in an interview today with The Christian Broadcasting Network, presidential-hopeful Newt Gingrich said that he has been driven to adultery in the past in part because of how "passionately [he] felt about this country."

http://thefastertimes.com/politics/2011/03/09/gingrich-i-had-cheated-on-my-wife-because-i-love-my-country-so-much/

Dude fucking LOVES his country.  Damn.  :lulz:


This demands memetic mutation.

"I prayed to Eris because I love my country so much"

"I ate a bag of oranges because I love my country so much"

Prince Glittersnatch III

#84
March 10, 2011, 11:42:07 PM
"I robbed that bank because I love my country so much."
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

President Television

#85
March 11, 2011, 03:25:37 AM
I have been driven to kill a motherfucker in the past because of how passionately I felt about my country.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Don Coyote

#86
March 11, 2011, 04:48:08 AM
"I adultered so much I fell passionately in love with my country."

Jenne

#87
March 11, 2011, 04:54:46 AM
BEST "DEVIL MADE ME DO IT" LOGIC EVAR!

"c'mere baby, gimme some patriotic extramarrital sex--for god and country!"

LMNO

#88
March 11, 2011, 01:44:26 PM
Slate made the interesting point that if the Newt is claiming the stress of being Speaker of the House made him cheat, what would being President do to him?

Luna

#89
March 11, 2011, 01:46:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 11, 2011, 01:44:26 PM
Slate made the interesting point that if the Newt is claiming the stress of being Speaker of the House made him cheat, what would being President do to him?

Blow lines off of the nekkid bodies of male interns, one might guess.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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