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QuoteIs Obama Jewish?
We are talking about a man that dons a skull cap and campaigns for president of the United States, by visiting the wailing wall and Yad Vashem, the sacred jew holocaust shrine. This is a man who went from an absolute NOBODY Senator, to President of the United States in two years flat.
I can point out a thousand times Obama wearing his yarmulke, or that his staff is entirely jewish (Emanuel, Summers, Axelrod, Clinton). Or that every appointment Obama made, when taking office, were jews (Paulson, Napolitino and others). Or that his chief of staff is the son of jewish irgun terrorists. Or I can point out how he recognizes and celebrates jewish holidays, like he is going to do now. Obama will be the first president (thought he was a black dude?) ever to host the jewish passover ritual known as seder at the White House.
Not exactly keeping in trend with someone who's supposed to be posing as a christian. Or was it Muslim? No...it's jew. This is the same holiday Abraham Lincoln was assassinated during all those years ago. Barack Obama, the non-jew, also goes out of his way to bless everyone with his warmest Hannukah greetings.
Barack Obama claims Jewish "kinship" HERE stating clearly, "There is a kinship and a sense of shared community that predates my political career and will extend beyond this particular election," Obama said, according to the pool report from the closed-door event. "Know that I will be there for you, just as I believe that you will be there for me." Stressing the point, he added: "My links to the Jewish community are not political. They preceded my entry into politics." We'd be silly to think they didn't, Hussein Obama.
I'm not sure if this meant to be a parody or is actually serious.
It's no wonder this poor man can't accomplish anything he's too busy worshipping at a variety of altars...
I really hope this is a parody...
CALLING ADAM WEISHAUPT. ADAM WEISHAUPT TO THE THREAD PLEASE.
Someone nees to write a book on WHY the hell it is so hard to just take the man at his face value. There's obviously some mystique about this fucker that makes him RIPE for every kind of ridiculously-yet-somehow-compellingly-believable GARBAGE/rumor about him. What. The. Fuck.
This just in: Obama is a Voudon priest.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 07:03:31 PM
This just in: Obama is a Voudon priest.
Now we're talking something I can support. I can just picture the oval office full of little dolls dressed in suits with pins sticking out of them. Yes, I could support Voodoo Obama!!! :lulz:
See that's tricky. Jews are known and noted for parodying anti-Semitism.
Poe's Law strikes again.
I see your 'Jewish Obama' and raise you a Sammy Davis Jnr. Black, judaic convert and friend of Anton LeVey.
All you have to do now is connect Obama to S.D. and you've written all the content Glenn Beck will ever need for the next 18 months.
Quote from: Mangrove on March 01, 2011, 09:30:17 PM
I see your 'Jewish Obama' and raise you a Sammy Davis Jnr. Black, judaic convert and friend of Anton LeVey.
All you have to do now is connect Obama to S.D. and you've written all the content Glenn Beck will ever need for the next 18 months.
Well, BECK... This is plenty good enough:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/16/joe-the-plumber-obama-tap_n_135151.html
QuoteIn a phone interview with CBS' Katie Couric, Joe Wurzelbacher said Barack Obama "tap dance[d] ... almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr."
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 07:03:31 PM
This just in: Obama is a Voudon priest.
I don't know about Mr. Obama, but I think half the people I know would easily believe that Bayou La Batre born Michelle Obama is a Voodoo queen if someone told them she was one.
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 02, 2011, 12:13:34 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 28, 2011, 07:03:31 PM
This just in: Obama is a Voudon priest.
I don't know about Mr. Obama, but I think half the people I know would easily believe that Bayou La Batre born Michelle Obama is a Voodoo queen if someone told them she was one.
:lulz:
It is believable.
Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.
1. Hillary Clinton...Jewish? seriously?
2. Lincoln died during Passover? *checks hebcal.com* whoa...never knew/noticed that before.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 02, 2011, 01:36:03 AM
Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.
Well, I was just riffing on your idea. So how do we AWS?
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 03, 2011, 04:01:16 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 02, 2011, 01:36:03 AM
Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.
Well, I was just riffing on your idea. So how do we AWS?
Oh I can help. I can research or write up. ME ME pick me :lulz:
Seriously, I'm thinking finding a Haitian connection and secret training in Voodoo, channeling Marie Laveau on the east lawn....
Sorry this has been playing in my head since yesterday.
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 04:08:11 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 03, 2011, 04:01:16 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 02, 2011, 01:36:03 AM
Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.
Well, I was just riffing on your idea. So how do we AWS?
Oh I can help. I can research or write up. ME ME pick me :lulz:
Seriously, I'm thinking finding a Haitian connection and secret training in Voodoo, channeling Marie Laveau on the east lawn....
Sorry this has been playing in my head since yesterday.
Yeah, maybe some fluff piece about her celebrating some Voodoo holiday with local school children in the White House, with background on how she learned it all from her Haitian grandmother while growing up in Bayou La Batre, or something.
Which is hilarious because she was born and raised in Chicago and has absolutely no family connection to Haiti.
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?
1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums
2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:35:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?
1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums
2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.
(http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/6115/outlandish.png)
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 03, 2011, 04:31:49 AM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 04:08:11 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 03, 2011, 04:01:16 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 02, 2011, 01:36:03 AM
Ok, I concede. THAT would make a great AWS.
Well, I was just riffing on your idea. So how do we AWS?
Oh I can help. I can research or write up. ME ME pick me :lulz:
Seriously, I'm thinking finding a Haitian connection and secret training in Voodoo, channeling Marie Laveau on the east lawn....
Sorry this has been playing in my head since yesterday.
Yeah, maybe some fluff piece about her celebrating some Voodoo holiday with local school children in the White House, with background on how she learned it all from her Haitian grandmother while growing up in Bayou La Batre, or something.
Which is hilarious because she was born and raised in Chicago and has absolutely no family connection to Haiti.
If we write it people will believe..... :lulz:
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:35:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?
1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums
2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.
I see. Opinion poll: who knows this guy? Is he ignorable, or should I give him a chance?
No one really knows me.
I've been here for years constantly introducing myself.
Cram or someone once called me a monovox poster.
1)
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:40:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:35:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?
1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums
2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.
I see. Opinion poll: who knows this guy? Is he ignorable, or should I give him a chance?
He seems to pop on every few months or so. Makes a few annoying, sometimes stupid, othertimes MEH posts. I just ignore him.
I generally see the forum culture here as best to be approached gingerly without effort. It's hard you know.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:40:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:35:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 03, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
Rather,
this just in. Obama is a president. They become the prisms for conspiracy in and out triplicate^3.
He's paris hilton, a rather fuzzzy looking ominous figurehead out of focus monster roaming the country side.
Sweet deals he got's unless he doesn't handle the pressure well or whatever.
Unless he's a robot.
1) I'm Phox, who the fuck are you?
2) Do you always talk like that?
1)I'm The Noonward Race from sputnik music . com . /forums
2) Almost certainly, except when I do not need to, or shouldn't, want not to.
I see. Opinion poll: who knows this guy? Is he ignorable, or should I give him a chance?
Hes a Zionist agent sent to derail this thread and distract us from the TRUTH.
OH NO, I don't want to be/do that!
I do genuinely like all you folk.
Maybe he's a friendly Zionist agent.
im wahatevr kinnd of zion nist agent u want me 2 b BB
I remember Subtract Eight! And I remember "monovox". I had a custom hoodie that said "monovox" for the longest time because I liked it so much.
Sigmatic,
I used to be Felix. Remember me? Probably not.
Haha, really seriously now? Awesome.
Yeah for sure I remember Felix, as most people, funny and friendly ... I used to post on EB&G as well, I remember making a thread about cell phones or sommat..
noonward,
my real fake internet name
Yeah, EB&G. I had some good times there. Kinda lost touch though.
I completely lost the site a few years back.
One thing I've learned though on the net is
~~~forums are forever~~~
D'awww. :mrgreen:
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G'aaaaugh! :x