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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 18, 2009, 03:03:41 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 18, 2009, 03:03:41 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#1
November 18, 2009, 03:08:31 AM
I NEED this movie.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Johnny

#2
November 18, 2009, 03:10:05 AM
I think it was played in cinemas in Querétaro at one time  :lulz:

Unfortunately, im sure it was only a special feature that lasted 2 weeks - stuff like Rob Zombies movie "House of a Thousand Corpses" only stood for 3 days...

I think it predates back to... its gotta be the 90s
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 18, 2009, 03:10:26 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2009, 03:08:31 AM
I NEED this movie.

Not only did someone WRITE that shit, someone APPROVED it, and someone BANKROLLED it.  

WHAT THE FUCK?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

#4
November 18, 2009, 03:17:26 AM
It's from New Zealand.
And is also hilarious.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Wizard

#5
November 18, 2009, 03:18:28 AM
I think I might've seen this. Or at least seen it at a video store.
Insanity we trust.

Thurnez Isa

#6
November 18, 2009, 04:26:25 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2009, 03:08:31 AM
I NEED this movie.

As much as I enjoyed the movie, I do suggest you rent it before getting it. The lack of a compelling plot seems to turn off some viewers, and it isn't as funny as it may seem from the premise.
I found it entertaining and lighthearted, though. Not as good as something like Tremors, but better then Tremors 2 and 3.
Also I've seen it horribly overpriced on the web.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

President Television

#7
November 18, 2009, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2009, 03:10:26 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2009, 03:08:31 AM
I NEED this movie.

Not only did someone WRITE that shit, someone APPROVED it, and someone BANKROLLED it. 

WHAT THE FUCK?

Much worse shit makes it through the production process.
Prepare to be horrified:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHTFxH1fWdQ
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
November 18, 2009, 06:07:56 AM
I remember the previews for that!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#9
November 18, 2009, 01:26:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2009, 03:03:41 AM
http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/black-sheep-dvd

No, seriously...what the FUCK?


Black sheep are still-- OH HOLY FUCK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Thurnez Isa

#10
November 18, 2009, 05:01:05 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on November 18, 2009, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2009, 03:10:26 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 18, 2009, 03:08:31 AM
I NEED this movie.

Not only did someone WRITE that shit, someone APPROVED it, and someone BANKROLLED it. 

WHAT THE FUCK?

Much worse shit makes it through the production process.
Prepare to be horrified:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHTFxH1fWdQ

Alien Apocalypse is watchable... not good, but not horrible
Bruce Campbell kind of makes it work
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

rygD

#11
November 18, 2009, 06:01:16 PM
As I said yesterday, thank you, Roger for bringing this to my attention.  I will try to remember to steal this.  It can't be any worse than Geek Maggot Bingo.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
November 18, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
I watched this movie... it is great fun and worth watching from a MSST3K kinda perspective.

best bits:

1. Watching the Vegan Hippie Activist get attacked by embryonic evil lambs
2. Weresheep
3. The "Special" effects
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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