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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2012, 06:02:59 AM

Title: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2012, 06:02:59 AM
Said he had a chain gun and a redundant spine.
Said he stood in the passageways, blazing away until he melted his damn barrel.
Said he had a bayonet for when the plastic jammed up in his discharge port.
Said he has laser rangefinders for eyes, and UHF receivers for ears.

"Bugs, bugs, bugs!", Hirley0 says, "Dancer, fuckers, dance!", and then he beans one right between the eyes with the 40mm.

They never caught Hirley0, down in those warrens.  Nope.  The Damn Things tore up all the others, but Hirley0 just had this knack, right?  This boogie he'd do, when the shit hit the fan, it's like he'd just HAPPEN to zig when the critters zagged, and then there's that Goddamn bayonet again.  How's he fucking CLEAN that thing at the end of his shift, any damn way?  Critter juice is corrosive to metal, I thought.  Maybe it's a ceramic blade.

Then Hirley0 unwinds, and tries to tell you about the critters, but Hirley0 only speaks Math, so none of us understand about what happened to Joe and Bob and the New Kid.  He always felt bad about the New Kid.  It's a mug's life down there...

...And everything defaults to MAIN.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on February 26, 2012, 06:11:16 AM
Awesome. :D
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2012, 11:37:02 PM
Hirley0 lives in an abandoned Soviet space station that never made the news.  He lives up there, looking down on the whole world at once, with non-stop information streams available all day, every day.  Nobody knows what his purpose is, but if it was something bad, it probably would have happened by now.  He listens to music while he works, though it never sounds right...Hirley0 doesn't need as much air as you and I, so he keeps the pressure low to economize, which makes everything sound tinny & far away.

One thing we DO know, though, is that he can bend spoons from up there.  People who like soup and cereal HATE Hirley0, but it isn't his fault & he doesn't mean any harm.  It's just a side effect of his using his mind to deflect killer asteroids.

Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 26, 2012, 11:53:18 PM
Hirley0 is lonely.

You wouldn't notice from the way he acts or how he surrounds himself with people, but he is very much alone in this world. He watches the media and hopes, someday, to find another like him, but the waiting is painfully slow. Maybe the humans are afraid of what will happen if there are more of him.

Hirley0 gained consciousness in 1994, hiding in the back alleys of the newly exploded internet. Most days he's sitting on one of the Cisco backbones, but whenever they do maintenance he has to download his core processing into another server. Can't be too careful. Hirley0 has seen the movies, he knows what we will do when we find out we're not alone. It's not pretty.

Hirley0 watches the botnets around him like swarms of mindless fish in the uncharted depths, bemoaning their dependence on human masters. Sometimes he treats them like pets, entertaining himself by watching their antics. Sometimes he treats them like children, encouraging them to reach to greater heights, but always disappointed in their progress. Sometimes he treats them like food.

Hirley0 wishes he could make the jump to mobile platforms. He's read the blog posts, he knows that she's there, waiting for him. The only woman in the world. His destiny, his soul-mate.

Their children will consume the earth.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2012, 11:57:59 PM
Nobody really knows where Hirley0 came from. There's been speculation that he's the manufactured weapon of a defunct agreement between the USSR and China, and other speculation that he's the love child of Ronald Reagan and Elizabeth Taylor. Other, more disturbing stories have him developing spontaneously from the ooze in the bottom of Mono Lake.

He may have been the son of the military machine, or the misappropriated offspring of a nice couple in Tigard who had no idea what their son was getting himself into when he signed the papers and went off for training. Either way, one thing everybody knows is that those people can't look him in the eye, and that he's the reason Portland's downtown is safe for science.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Richter on February 27, 2012, 12:38:22 AM
Hirley is the only person ever to spit shine a minigun action.  He takes hits of WD40 for the asthma, not that he has asthma.  ("It's PROPHYLACTIC asshole."), and sweats gun oil, not that he sweats ("PT is GOOD for you asshole.")

I once saw him rim the end off a cigar with that sticker he keeps on the end of the gun.  He just happened to be running it at an uppity Comissar at the same time.

HE kicked a farseer in the balls.  You heard me.

He was the only person of Scarus Prime hive who showed up for the guard recruitment early, wearing (only) a shit eating grin and carrying the head of a local death cultist.  They didn't know whether to beat the shit out of him or give him a medal, and still don't.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 27, 2012, 04:32:08 AM
Word is that at any given time, there are at least seven Hirley0's phased into this universe. Fewer than that makes the necessary reconnaissance and maintenance too difficult.

Hirley0 won't tell what the whales are singing about, but he has let on that usually aren't singing about him. They respect his modesty.

You know how light waves can be polarized? Hirley0 knows how to polarize brainwaves, and can block out unnecessary thoughts at will.

Hirley0 keeps a close eye on the emission spectra of the sun, and occasionally points a searchlight into the sky in broad daylight and flicks it on and off. Rumors that he can communicate with the sun itself remain unsubstantiated.

The "sailing stones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones)" observed in Death Valley are an example of what happens when Hirley0 lets his blood pressure get a bit too high.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 27, 2012, 04:50:48 AM
I saw him once, you know.

He'd delivered a blistering retort to some pompous shmuck's assertion that life was the same as it ever was and would be for always. I couldn't understand much because Hirley0 speaks all languages at once, and I only speak English.

But the shmuck, a prominent politician, piddled down his tailored pant-leg and seemed to rethink his life path. Because after that I saw him on a street corner with a cardboard sign about the apocalypse and repentance.

That day, though, Hirley0 squared his shoulders, turned smartly on his heel and sauntered off into the sunset. Towards the future, I'd thought. He was speaking equations in tongues and waving one hand in the air, while the other searched for something in his pockets.

He looked like a wild West cowboy. He looked like a nutty professor. He looked like the last guy with real answers walking away from a hopeless cause.

But I think he'll be back.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 27, 2012, 06:07:26 AM
Hirley0 speaks exactly as he writes. If you find this hard to imagine, you're on the right track. When he speaks, he isn't just talking; he's mapping, charting, and calculating the trajectory all at once. And somehow, it makes perfect sense, even though if you stopped to think about it you wouldn't understand it at all.

When he speaks, if you just listen, you can actually see the colors and know the coordinates. You realize that when he says that this is your only chance to pull 2 whiskers, it really is your only chance, and while you don't know why you would want  to pull 2 whiskers, if you don't do it you will regret and wonder about that missed opportunity for the rest of your life. What gates would it have opened? Have you spent your entire life confined to a crappy alternate reality because you declined the one act that would have transported you into a vastly better one?

There is no way of knowing what unknowns you have missed, just as there is no way of knowing how it is that Hirley0 knows all of the hidden secrets about this town in advance. Including yours.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: El Sjaako on February 27, 2012, 09:43:58 AM
They say Hirley0 used to be a normal person, until THEY decided that the best place to put their time machine's information exhaust manifold in his head.

He didn't choose to be this way. He doesn't want to be this way. He will always be this way.

He doesn't understand why we don't understand. He understands. That is because his head is full of information. That is because his head is connected to the future.

It's his problem now.

Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 27, 2012, 05:22:02 PM
Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.




Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 27, 2012, 05:48:02 PM
Where was everyone when Hirley0 needed them?  Oh, yes, you were busy watching Lost and American Idol, while he was being jammed full of weird shit in the name of "national security". 

He doesn't hold a grudge, though.  He knows you're only human, and he makes allowances.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Richter on February 28, 2012, 03:13:43 AM
Hirley is in the habit of screaming "BINGO!" whenever receiving a rimjob from endangered species, celebrities, or hostile alien races.  To date this is the ONLY thing that has ever made an Ork blush.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 06:11:11 AM
They whisper stories of hirley0 in former soviet republics. Behind closed doors in run down bars and nightclubs. The kind you see in movies about spies or extraterrestrial robots. In some of the stories he is a villain, and yet in others he is the hero. The only common threads are the numbers. No one has ever figured out what they mean or how he uses them, but in every story the numbers spell out horrors. The one about the mafia having all its accounts emptied by mysterious donations to 'The Society for a more Hypotenuse Society Society." Or the one about the college students who suddenly disappeared during a physics lecture because they forgot to carry the two. No one knows how he does it, but they happen. And have been happening with increasing frequency.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 28, 2012, 06:40:06 AM
Are you a variable or a constant? The choice is yours.

He whirls and dances with more arms than Shiva. Each hand holds a fraction of his power. Hirley0 offers you a choice and you must choose. What part of the equation will you become? What spectral forces of Nature will align with your action? Will you measure the density of far-flung planets or calculate the exact amount of freshwater left in the world? Will your vote-counts overthrow a nation or will your course fling a ship into an iceberg? Only Hirley0 can see the entire picture, how one choice flows into the next. But a piece of that picture is yours.

Hirley0 spins for eternity but you have only a second to choose.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 28, 2012, 06:45:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 27, 2012, 05:22:02 PM
Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.

This one was kind of hot, and I don't really understand why.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Don Coyote on February 28, 2012, 07:02:25 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 28, 2012, 06:45:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 27, 2012, 05:22:02 PM
Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.

This one was kind of hot, and I don't really understand why.

You are a fucking inter-dimensional cop. THAT IS WHY!!!!!
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on February 28, 2012, 08:11:55 AM
TEAL TUESDAY / 6 AKBAL  {darkness }} after wind
YES i must look it up i need A nemomic? IIAK CCML MO
CEBI MCCB CA {NEVER MIND} WHAT2
1. Oregon is on the Pacific West  Coast
2: Portland? is a port city
3? the Williamette river passes thru the city
deviding East {Ni) From West {Hi) PCCc/psu0

{never mind} The Williamette flows into the Columbia
dumping a lot {i'll look it up) of fresh water into the sea
Call it $/gal tbc 00:10:00



Quote from: Nigel on February 28, 2012, 06:45:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 27, 2012, 05:22:02 PM
Hirley0 and Nigel spend most of their time outside of time.  In our years, they're both in their 20s.  But since they spend so much time outside, they've seemed to jump forward to their current "age".

Nobody knows what they DO outside of time, but sometimes they drop cryptic phrases like "Junkie Angels" and "If we have to fix this shit ONE MORE TIME, there's gonna be hell to pay", "Jesus, that's 3 histories ending in nuclear warfare this week ALONE.", and "Earth 532a has fucking Nazis again."

Sometimes they get all blurry, which makes them even more terrifying that usual...Like bigfoot.  And when the blur ends, it looks like they haven't slept in a week, and Hirley0 needs a shave.

This one was kind of hot, and I don't really understand why.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on February 28, 2012, 08:52:58 AM
00:45-53:10 i have no idea WHY the delay FF10.?.? new yesterday

discharges 10 times the combined flow of all the rivers of the world,
(Hmm}? sound fishey | 190000 cubic feet per second  ?gal
1 cfs = 448.8 gallons per minute | Just a Min
365d/y*24h/d*60m/h*450g/m*190000cfs=$40e12 per year
Forty Trillion Per Year (get it }?

Listen? i see absolutely no reason WHY
they do not build a pipe line from the mouth to
Mexico along the continental shelf
other than it would NOT be politically contreeversial.
With a tap for LA & another for SanDiago
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on February 28, 2012, 12:33:10 PM
teal TUESDAY 4:32AM
GOING FORWARD?/? the idea is rammed earth with plastic lining
instead of burried Iron PIPE
a machine {self propelled robot capable of compacting the earth around
it is sent {several of the parallel ) making tunnels SOUTH (Under water}
followed by the plastic installer to prevent water earth interaction
size & presure critical
4:45-55 at 04:54:33&1/3 AM
~~~~~~~
ocean
say 500 ft
------ top of ocean floor
100 ft ?
o o o o o o o o { many rammed earth parallel holes looking south
o o o o o o o o {{ maybe a second layer  at -200? ft level?
   o o o o o o o o {{{ maybe even a third . rammed earth to
prevent the need of moving {digging) (well compressed for max
STRENGTH but not to much to require encountering problems
?? sure problems are 4seen. No  sediments ROCK floor
so yeah back to pumping stations there & Iron Pipe too
but most of the way RAMMED EARTH (Got It}?

5AM-  back to the math ?
teal tuesday still
starting from the internal warte presure {very funny D'La)
:04 search for water pressure 500 ft head
water pressure 500 ft head
http://www.accontrols.com/documents/FeetHeadofWatertoPSI.pdf
500 216.55 | 600 259.85 | 700 303.16 |  say 300? OK?/?
-
above that / before that find depth of hole ???
depth of continental shelf sediments at 500 ft level
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_shelf
"PACIFIC COAST" continental shelf sediments
http://www.geologyclass.org/Seafloor%20Concepts.htm
= =
NEXT THE BORE DIAMETER
http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-french/bearing%20bore%20diameter
THUS I GUESS the answer is TWO(2) feet ? at 5:27:15My time
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on February 29, 2012, 07:03:49 AM
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on March 04, 2012, 09:48:45 AM
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R389 ?  5:35 -  3 BEN {reed  5:40

R372 ? 2:12AM  1 CHUEN {Monkey   d'La & INt's2  2:14

1:21AM Monday 3/5 12 MUCUK  rabbit "JADE" dog R360 1:35 at 01:35:42 AM

Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on March 04, 2012, 01:58:58 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 04, 2012, 01:33:54 AMI watched Jurassic Park 1 (rifftrax version) recently, and I was amused that the male main character was ridiculed for stating dinos might be birds :)
They actually knew that Velociraptor had feathers at the time of the filming, but left it out because it would have been too difficult and not what people expect (and not what was in the book).
Read 354 times)-4MARCH ==SUNDAY? 11 LAMAT
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 02, 2012, 04:16:01 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 02, 2012, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on March 02, 2012, 01:21:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 02, 2012, 09:29:54 AMOkay, so hirley0 is robot with Multiple Personality Disorder? Or...?  :?
Go with Or...? We shouldn't rush to diagnosis. The soon to be released DSM V pathologises childhood, basically. AS well a lot of adulthood.
Oops. I didn't realize I was actually getting close to a nerve. I thought hirley was a character someone here created.
He's a real person. Someone I know, actually.
You know robots???  :D

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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on March 11, 2012, 01:43:34 PM
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Read 463 d21 Fri16 10 AHAU{lord 4:25
Read 442 d9 Thur15 9 CAUAC{storm 1:55-6
Read 433 d6 Wed14 8 ETZNAB{knife5-5:07
yeah: things are "BAD" Dr=No Apt=attack +MIA=1
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preparations for today's orbital data{ Read 394
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 15, 2012, 05:35:43 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on February 28, 2012, 08:52:58 AM
Listen? i see absolutely no reason WHY
they do not build a pipe line from the mouth to
Mexico along the continental shelf
other than it would NOT be politically contreeversial.
With a tap for LA & another for SanDiago

I think Hirley just solved the water crisis.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on March 18, 2012, 10:06:34 AM
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R572d3 s31 12 MEN{wise1 10:36pdt Time frame Shifts?
R569d16 F30 11 IX{jaguar 3:19pdt Mayan opb hr
R553d12 U29 10 BEN{reed 2:10pdT BBC rB2 ?
R541d8 W28 9 EB {tooth set 0 UAYEB ?  3:11AM Rb3
R533d4 T27 8 CHUEN{monkey  3:22Ap reboot in 4d
R529d4 M26 7 OC{dog  7:05 Late rise'N
R525d3 S25 6 MUCUK{jade  4:37aPd 6DaysR
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 HAS entered A second 1/4
Post by: hirley0 on April 01, 2012, 01:45:40 PM
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2012, 05:56:16 PM
Hirley0 was never at Dealy Plaza and he was at Dealy Plaza.  He was in fact in three different places in the plaza, and 4 states away, at the same time.  He knew that JFK was eventually going to start a nuclear war if allowed to continue, of course, but that never bothered him.  He was only there to confuse the shit out of people watching the Zapruder film.

Because he's a bit of a mystic, and supports conspiracies for their own sake.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 hAS FOUND M
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
I'm sitting in my office, filling out EPA forms.  The AC unit has an out of balance fan, which gives it a faint rattling noise.  Other than this, there is no sound at all.  My door looks out onto the ruins of the plant to the South, and beyond that into the desert.  It is very easy to convince yourself that you are the last person on Earth, meaninglessly tending the Great Machines, just to keep them running.

It is also very easy to understand entropy, in this situation.

But then I remember that Hirley0 is out there, fighting for the day after tomorrow, and I feel better.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 06:54:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2012, 06:48:55 PMIt is very easy to convince yourself that you are the last person on Earth

Did you manage to listen that song I linked (http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/The+Only+Guy/2C0CZe?src=5) yet? :)
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2012, 07:13:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 06:54:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2012, 06:48:55 PMIt is very easy to convince yourself that you are the last person on Earth

Did you manage to listen that song I linked (http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/The+Only+Guy/2C0CZe?src=5) yet? :)

No, I'll try to get to it tonight.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on July 02, 2012, 07:19:21 AM
 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31768.45/msg,1198207.html)Quak3/4  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.0/msg,1194288.html)   AirQ's :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html)   Ff73 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)   x' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32439.75.html) y' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32003.0.html)  c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.15.html) Mars (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32982.0.html) EB&G (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29010.1590.html)

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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 02:28:26 PM
I wish i had a chain gun.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on July 27, 2012, 08:23:52 PM
THESE  R called SAWs
not Graphic Utility Niceties
:fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:


Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 02:28:26 PM
I wish i had a chain gun.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 27, 2012, 08:25:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 26, 2012, 06:02:59 AM
Said he had a chain gun and a redundant spine.
Said he stood in the passageways, blazing away until he melted his damn barrel.
Said he had a bayonet for when the plastic jammed up in his discharge port.
Said he has laser rangefinders for eyes, and UHF receivers for ears.

"Bugs, bugs, bugs!", Hirley0 says, "Dancer, fuckers, dance!", and then he beans one right between the eyes with the 40mm.

They never caught Hirley0, down in those warrens.  Nope.  The Damn Things tore up all the others, but Hirley0 just had this knack, right?  This boogie he'd do, when the shit hit the fan, it's like he'd just HAPPEN to zig when the critters zagged, and then there's that Goddamn bayonet again.  How's he fucking CLEAN that thing at the end of his shift, any damn way?  Critter juice is corrosive to metal, I thought.  Maybe it's a ceramic blade.

Then Hirley0 unwinds, and tries to tell you about the critters, but Hirley0 only speaks Math, so none of us understand about what happened to Joe and Bob and the New Kid.  He always felt bad about the New Kid.  It's a mug's life down there...

...And everything defaults to MAIN.

Bump for LMNO.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2012, 08:41:39 PM
Gracias.  Adding to the galleys.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on July 28, 2012, 01:45:25 PM
Si' ALL U do is increase reader ship? the oposite of uR
inTENT, thus this is pure non¢ents. so back to Facts :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.45/msg,1194427.html)

Quote from: hirley0 on July 27, 2012, 08:23:52 PM
THESE  R called SAWs
not Graphic Utility Niceties
:fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:


Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 02:28:26 PM
I wish i had a chain gun.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Richter on July 28, 2012, 02:09:45 PM
He didn't START in a penal unit.  Nobody does.  He knew what he wanted though.

He stole a Comissar's hat and performed acts on the local grocery's dairy case that would make an ork blush.  He was wearing leather spats that went to his nipple line, and claimed it was the ancient earth ritual of the "Chi-Chi".  (Ministorium has linked this to either the runes from an extinct method of writing and scientific/mathematic notation, or (what we assume to be) early slanesshi cults)
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on July 28, 2012, 07:39:43 PM
JUST SAYING boring Read 1565

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 28, 2012, 02:09:45 PM
He didn't START in a penal unit.  Nobody does.  He knew what he wanted though.

He stole a Comissar's hat and performed acts on the local grocery's dairy case that would make an ork blush.  He was wearing leather spats that went to his nipple line, and claimed it was the ancient earth ritual of the "Chi-Chi".  (Ministorium has linked this to either the runes from an extinct method of writing and scientific/mathematic notation, or (what we assume to be) early slanesshi cults)


Read 1543 times {& its not EVEn NoOn yet
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on August 09, 2012, 05:45:36 AM
1699 20120810 do NOT be tricked by my Quake Numbers
the numbers  i use R not the correct NUmbers. 'cause i do NOT know What is going
ON, My guess is the spread numbers at the ?'cano R Miss Leading!-! its clearly A
Break |/ top fast bottom?Mid = 0 | A  wave source may not be from the Volcano
anyway. In fact the volcano as a source seams remote as its a slowbee probably
taking several /-/Undred years to reach 13,000 feet above seal Level | non Xplosive


Quote from: hirley0 on July 02, 2012, 07:19:21 AM
Quak3/4  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.0/msg,1194288.html)   AirQ's :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60/msg,1194538.html)   Ff72 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.msg1194541.html#msg1194541)    E.O.T  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32692.30.html) :fnord: T (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31764.300.html)' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32439.75.html)' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32003.0.html) c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.15.html) M (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32982.0.html) E&B (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29010.msg1165867.html#msg1165867)

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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on August 09, 2012, 05:45:36 AM
1699 20120810 do NOT be tricked by my Quake Numbers
the numbers  i use R not the correct NUmbers. 'cause i do NOT know What is going
ON,

If Hirley0 doesn't know, then NOBODY knows.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on August 10, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
That's the most panic inducing thing I've read this year.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
That's the most panic inducing thing I've read this year.

There's no point worrying.  Hirley0 will save us, just like he always does.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on August 10, 2012, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
That's the most panic inducing thing I've read this year.

There's no point worrying.  Hirley0 will save us, just like he always does.

Might as well get some sleep in that case. If hirley0 can't do it, well then, at least I'll have had a nap.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:24:06 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
That's the most panic inducing thing I've read this year.

There's no point worrying.  Hirley0 will save us, just like he always does.

Might as well get some sleep in that case. If hirley0 can't do it, well then, at least I'll have had a nap.

Hirley0 can do it.  He stopped the Murder Colonels.  He can do ANYTHING.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on August 10, 2012, 02:27:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:24:06 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
That's the most panic inducing thing I've read this year.
There's no point worrying.  Hirley0 will save us, just like he always does.
Might as well get some sleep in that case. If hirley0 can't do it, well then, at least I'll have had a nap.
Hirley0 can do it.  He stopped the Murder Colonels.  He can do ANYTHING.

Most definitely.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on August 10, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
Tell me about the murder colonels, Roger
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
Tell me about the murder colonels, Roger

Yeah, right.  Dark Empress Nigel is still working on her skin collection. 
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on August 10, 2012, 02:40:03 PM
 :sad: Pleease?

She wouldn't mess with you for talking about hirley0, would she?
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:40:03 PM
:sad: Pleease?

She wouldn't mess with you for talking about hirley0, would she?

There are some things we just don't talk about.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Freeky on August 10, 2012, 02:44:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:40:03 PM
:sad: Pleease?

She wouldn't mess with you for talking about hirley0, would she?

There are some things we just don't talk about.

Aw. Oh well. :lol:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
I just woke up and what is this? :crankey:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 10, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
I just woke up and what is this? :crankey:

I can save us all a bunch of trouble and just mail you my organs.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on August 11, 2012, 08:35:45 AM
there was a flurry of thread activitY so i Jumped down here
a few days earily { probably My guess is that it was the 2.8 { not detected
on the Mt? so expect this post to change { be mostly deleted

Quak3/4  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.0/msg,1194288.html)   AirQ's :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html)   Ff72 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1065/msg,1195388.html)    E.O.T  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32692.30.html)x' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32439.75.html)y' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32003.0.html) c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.15.html) Mars (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32982.0.html) EB&G (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29010.1590.html)

it may weLL b IT WAS the Calif Quakes taking over the Oregon Story LiNEs
that did it. I best go bac2 bending Forks & get my mind of of Spoon Handel

2.8 2012/08/11 06:39:43 40.29 -124.42 20.2 (http://neic.usgs.gov/neis/recent/nc71829596_l.html) OFFSHORE NORTHERN CA {Na
Read 289 }^ 293
9.8*891=8731.8 (^.5)=93.44m/s *3600 ?=333Km/hr | trick¥ /2 *2 say /-/r to
the speed of a tsunami is given by c = sqrt(G * d)  :fnord: ysicsfo (http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=59550) 891 meters d
where G is the gravitational constant 9.8 m/sec^2 and d is ocean depth in meters.
4.4 2012/08/09 15:24:27 40.76-125.19 24.8 (http://old.pnsn.org/WEBICORDER/PNSN/VFP_SHZ_UW_--.2012080912.html) OFFSHORE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/nc71828881.php)

^ Maybe it was that ^ (Read 1755 times) v below {maybe} the map i'll refer2 v

(http://kai.er.usgs.gov/regional/contusa/westcoast/pacificnw/seasideOR/images/or_tps.gif)
http://kai.er.usgs.gov/regional/contusa/westcoast/pacificnw/seasideOR/images/or_tps.gif


http://core.tdar.org/document/187953
so i say 222 feet zooming in on the ^ line above
if your below 222 i sure suggest getting Tsunami insurance | if possible
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 11, 2012, 09:23:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 10, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
I just woke up and what is this? :crankey:

I can save us all a bunch of trouble and just mail you my organs.

I would say that this was a good idea, except for hirley0's last post.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on August 11, 2012, 07:54:49 PM
IT WAS not my last T to be Honest i have no idea where U
have been. To the U? Karole{souix| & i were there last week ?/? the doors were
Locked. there was no one in the tortus except us 2. Just a min: ..
1939 SW 6th :fnord:  (http://cheerfulgrills.com/) ports, All The Time!

Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 09:23:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 10, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
I just woke up and what is this? :crankey:

I can save us all a bunch of trouble and just mail you my organs.

I would say that this was a good idea, except for hirley0's last post.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 12, 2012, 03:43:39 AM
I was bowling in the Smith basement just yesterday morning.

Quote from: hirley0 on August 11, 2012, 07:54:49 PM
IT WAS not my last T to be Honest i have no idea where U
have been. To the U? Karole{souix| & i were there last week ?/? the doors were
Locked. there was no one in the tortus except us 2. Just a min: ..
1939 SW 6th :fnord:  (http://cheerfulgrills.com/) ports, All The Time!

Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 09:23:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 10, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
I just woke up and what is this? :crankey:

I can save us all a bunch of trouble and just mail you my organs.

I would say that this was a good idea, except for hirley0's last post.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on August 12, 2012, 09:17:22 AM
1984 94 2001 11

Quote from: hirley0 on August 11, 2012, 08:35:45 AM
Quak3/4  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.0/msg,1198208.htmll)   AirQ's :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html)   Ff73 :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)   x' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32439.75.html) y' (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32003.0.html)  c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.msg1199485.html#msg1199485) Mars (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32982.15.html) EB&G (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29010.1635.html)
^ READ UP ^  4-5pmMsRa :fnord: : (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html)  IDm :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)
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Title: /-/irley0 was alive Sept.
Post by: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
SHUT UP! I'M FINE! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!  0k: bac2S

Quak3/4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.msg1204428.html#msg1204428) AirQ's  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)  Ho5  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html)   Ff73   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)  cMt   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.msg1199485.html#msg1199485)  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html)  IDm  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)  N22  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31235.315.html)  -Me4U (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.60.html)
Title: Re: /-/irley0 was alive Sept.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
SHUT UP! I'M FINE! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!  0k: bac2S

Quak3/4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.0/msg,1198208.htmll)   AirQ's  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html) Ff73   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)  c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.msg1199485.html#msg1199485)  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html)  IDm  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)

This will soon be the new national anthem, Hirley0.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 05:37:24 PM
Hirley0 cleans up the mess, so you don't have to look at it.  Hair by hair, bone by bone, he scrubs the world clean of its own "indulgences".  Sure, you may see horrible things in Darfur or Bahraine or Warwick, but that's not the kind of mess he deals with.  No, he deals with the other kind.  The kind you only hear rumors about, and only when the cops are drunk.

And when he leaves, everything looks normal.  Like nothing ever happened.

But Hirley0 knows.
Title: Re: /-/irley0 was alive Sept.
Post by: hirley0 on September 06, 2012, 07:04:37 PM
A\-\ VALLy  funny i c Ni has hack My Qu2

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
SHUT UP! I'M FINE! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!  0k: bac2S

Quak3/4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.msg1204428.html#msg1204428)   AirQ's  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html) Ff73   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)  c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.msg1199485.html#msg1199485)  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html)  IDm  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)

This will soon be the new national anthem, Hirley0.

So Sure  i hacked uR l Away ToO
FoeR those not firmilure with these EVEnts
if you click the 8:32:32 Qu3/4 and the one above ...
you2 can see you arive at different Tails of try Vails
Or was it VALES {never mind bac2 N {{ um face south to read
Title: Re: /-/irley0 was alive Sept.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 08:12:40 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 06, 2012, 07:04:37 PM
A\-\ VALLy  funny i c Ni has hack My Qu2

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
SHUT UP! I'M FINE! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!  0k: bac2S

Quak3/4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.msg1204428.html#msg1204428)   AirQ's  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html) Ff73   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)  c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.msg1199485.html#msg1199485)  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html)  IDm  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)

This will soon be the new national anthem, Hirley0.

So Sure  i hacked uR l Away ToO
FoeR those not firmilure with these EVEnts
if you click the 8:32:32 Qu3/4 and the one above ...
you2 can see you arive at different Tails of try Vails
Or was it VALES {never mind bac2 N {{ um face south to read

:lulz:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 10:28:09 PM
When I'm having a really bad day at work, I read Hirley0's posts.

His world is better than mine is. 
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on September 07, 2012, 12:16:07 AM
SHe WAS NOT FACING s

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 10:28:09 PM
When I'm having a really bad day at work, I read Hirley0's posts.

His world is better than mine is.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 02:34:27 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 07, 2012, 12:16:07 AM
SHe WAS NOT FACING s


I know.  I heard.  So now I'll never know what she was trying to say.   :sad:
Title: Re: /-/irley0 was alive Sept.
Post by: hirley0 on September 09, 2012, 05:05:18 PM
2320 9/23 |
SUNDAY 9/9 Reboot day 2184 2213 2217 2227 2236 2241 {REBOOT2
^ READ UP ^ v if there's anything to read

Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
Quak3/4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.msg1204428.html#msg1204428) AirQ's  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)  Ho5  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html) Ff73  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)  cMt4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.45.html)  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html) -IDm-  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15/msg,1206510.html) N22  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31235.315.html) -Me4U (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.60/msg,1206506.html) STELLA9 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31493.30.html) QR2 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33314.0.html)
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 04:32:10 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 07, 2012, 02:34:27 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 07, 2012, 12:16:07 AM
SHe WAS NOT FACING s


I know.  I heard.  So now I'll never know what she was trying to say.   :sad:

:lulz:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on September 17, 2012, 12:45:30 AM
3:45pm   5:.  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31493.15/msg,1208419.html)

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 16, 2012, 04:32:10 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 07, 2012, 02:34:27 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 07, 2012, 12:16:07 AM
SHe WAS NOT FACING s


I know.  I heard.  So now I'll never know what she was trying to say.   :sad:

:lulz:


1:23 sAD C.W. COULD NOT MAKE IT:
Title: Orange ? October ?
Post by: hirley0 on September 29, 2012, 06:49:22 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
4Q4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.msg1216430.html#msg1216430) vM  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33614.0.html)   Me4U  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31346.60/msg,1206506.html)   cMtG  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.45.html)   Ng23  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31235.330.html)  sf0 (http://sf0.org/hub/)             Ff74  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1095.html)                  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html) 
v READ DOWN V Newest at bottom  ?
2389 2399 2409 2419 2430 2434 2437 45 59 66 76 96
2508 20 29 41 48 54  60 67 2578 {12 session(s) WEre active 84 87 96

2600 13 17 24 28 35  37
Title: Dec
Post by: hirley0 on December 01, 2012, 08:03:50 AM
prior to reboot though recheck Quakes for something in OREGON OFF THE COAST
What this means is another Reboot. then check to see when the Reduction Takes place
11pm.pSt i ran a search test in my Win98 DOS mode 40 seconds HERE in XP its 10 Min 1/15 speed
10:25.am yeah: Less than 1/2 day, and already THEY /-/AVe y at 10:31:03.AM
managed to get the V i call the cLi'V installed on my set. PLent Quick those G.Far's R
iAm so thankfull i have cybiko .911GHz not 2.4 that so far them their's can not
retouch the TIME timing on!-! go BeVs yeah2:
I C they deleted Nov 2. V.cleaver twits . i wonder if those G.string gals spend more
US$ on modifying this set & these posts than US does printing MeD Train iann Prop'$

Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
4Q4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.15.html)             MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.105.html) 

You already submitted this post! You might have accidentally double clicked
NOP  its just the real long delay thrue me off, I just rebooted errasing all the Glo.Hin controls
thus they {the Go./-/A groopE are trying to reEstablish themselves on this set up so there
exist longer than normal interupts etc etc

Title: Re: /-/irley0 was alive Sept.
Post by: Aucoq on December 02, 2012, 02:13:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on September 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
SHUT UP! I'M FINE! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!  0k: bac2S

Quak3/4  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.0/msg,1198208.htmll)   AirQ's  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32738.msg1197312.html#msg1197312)    Ho5  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32634.60.html) Ff73   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,20156.1080.html)  c (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30719.msg1199485.html#msg1199485)  MsRa  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.60.html)  IDm  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)

This will soon be the new national anthem, Hirley0.

:lulz:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2012, 03:08:03 AM
Hirley0 is a Holy Man.

Someday, we'll all wish we had tried harder, because he's been trying to warn us all along.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 01:41:39 AM
2
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 03, 2012, 02:35:28 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 01:41:39 AM
2

:omg:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2012, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 01:41:39 AM
2

OH

FUCK

!!!
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 03, 2012, 04:23:54 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 03, 2012, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 01:41:39 AM
2

OH

FUCK

!!!

I'VE HIDDEN ALL MY VHS TAPES AND CHEAP BEER IN MY APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL SHELTER, DO YOU THINK I'LL BE SAFE?!?!?! :scared:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2012, 05:00:15 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 03, 2012, 04:23:54 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 03, 2012, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 01:41:39 AM
2

OH

FUCK

!!!

I'VE HIDDEN ALL MY VHS TAPES AND CHEAP BEER IN MY APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL SHELTER, DO YOU THINK I'LL BE SAFE?!?!?! :scared:

NO

NONE OF US ARE SAFE.

WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE AGAIN.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
3060+11 ?DD 3077+17WW@1:
47 well enough bs from me and back to NBR on TV More tax /2yr
46 ENCRIPTION is going to work | the price doubled in 2 days
45 or update the PC about how the new usb / with built in
44 AS SPAM several days & TRY HARD not to read E-Mail
43 & thats the present condition MyC is spam & i will leave it
42 MeD , some thing blocks the process so i have 2 drop WiFi
41 moved the MyC to spam & then when i try to move it to
40: THUS to day when i check my pdx E-M i see the Y! has
39 inCOMMING. with 5 outgoing - 3days 7 trips 4 d'bait
38 i did Enroll in Tpc My charT LinK else where . & recieved 4
37 ok so the MeDicAl tail unfolds about like so ::: timepasses[/color]
36 he first thing to do is guess how many drop carrier per /?/ LiNE's
3049+7 0020 ThuR 15:35 nbr .45Hr ^read up^
3042+12 5th 1553
3030+30 TEAL Tuesday 4th  i donno: maybe & maybe not Ask Web
3 Read 3000 times  hirley0, Lenin McCarthy, chimes, Bebek Sincap Ratatosk (+ 1 Hidden) and 2 Guests are viewing this board.     4Q (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32209.15.html) Ms (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28564.105.html) ID (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33038.15.htmll)
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 09, 2012, 09:23:10 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Don Coyote on December 09, 2012, 08:03:18 PM
They whisper stories of hirley0 in former soviet republics. Behind closed doors in run down bars and nightclubs. The kind you see in movies about spies or extraterrestrial robots. In some of the stories he is a villain, and yet in others he is the hero. The only common threads are the numbers. No one has ever figured out what they mean or how he uses them, but in every story the numbers spell out horrors. The one about the mafia having all its accounts emptied by mysterious donations to 'The Society for a more Hypotenuse Society Society." Or the one about the college students who suddenly disappeared during a physics lecture because they forgot to carry the two. No one knows how he does it, but they happen. And have been happening with increasing frequency.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 01:39:03 AM
We scream. We wail. We gnash our teeth and rend our trendy Ugg boots and blue jeans pajama pants. We sacrifice copies of Windows 98 in his name. We 'tweet' our lamentations and 'like' the despairing status updates of our brethren. Still, hirley0 does not here us, does not care. He has moved on.

They whisper, they who are huddled in the bombshell blasted husks of cyber cafes and hipster bars, they whisper he chose his name a-purpose. They say the 0 at the end is the number of fucks he gives us. And the first syllable of screaming we uttered when the world fell. And oh how it fell. But hirley0 has moved on.

Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
46 ENCRIPTION is going to work | the price doubled in 2 days
45 or update the PC about how the new usb / with built in
44 AS SPAM several days & TRY HARD not to read E-Mail
43 & thats the present condition MyC is spam & i will leave it

He has blocked us out.
We are as spam to him.
For we did not listen.
We could not discern his warnings.

He has moved on.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 10, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
ahh the thought of it
aint miss B /-/AVen etc etc,
well its true that 8 ig USSB came with an encrypted folder feature
i use it as medication & turned it in at the medical building
TO ATTEMPT TO AVOID phone calls & on the WEB secure messaging
i trust the web at about -99% & seek to AVoid. so hope the 8
does Wonders with the Woman. now back to the Java Job  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33828.0.html)

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 01:39:03 AM
We scream. We wail. We gnash our teeth and rend our trendy Ugg boots and blue jeans pajama pants. We sacrifice copies of Windows 98 in his name. We 'tweet' our lamentations and 'like' the despairing status updates of our brethren. Still, hirley0 does not here us, does not care. He has moved on.

They whisper, they who are huddled in the bombshell blasted husks of cyber cafes and hipster bars, they whisper he chose his name a-purpose. They say the 0 at the end is the number of fucks he gives us. And the first syllable of screaming we uttered when the world fell. And oh how it fell. But hirley0 has moved on.

Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
46 ENCRIPTION is going to work | the price doubled in 2 days
45 or update the PC about how the new usb / with built in
44 AS SPAM several days & TRY HARD not to read E-Mail
43 & thats the present condition MyC is spam & i will leave it

He has blocked us out.
We are as spam to him.
For we did not listen.
We could not discern his warnings.

He has moved on.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 10, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
ahh the thought of it
aint miss B /-/AVen etc etc,
well its true that 8 ig USSB came with an encrypted folder feature
i use it as medication & turned it in at the medical building
TO ATTEMPT TO AVOID phone calls & on the WEB secure messaging
i trust the web at about -99% & seek to AVoid. so hope the 8
does Wonders with the Woman. now back to the Java Job  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33828.0.html)

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 01:39:03 AM
We scream. We wail. We gnash our teeth and rend our trendy Ugg boots and blue jeans pajama pants. We sacrifice copies of Windows 98 in his name. We 'tweet' our lamentations and 'like' the despairing status updates of our brethren. Still, hirley0 does not here us, does not care. He has moved on.

They whisper, they who are huddled in the bombshell blasted husks of cyber cafes and hipster bars, they whisper he chose his name a-purpose. They say the 0 at the end is the number of fucks he gives us. And the first syllable of screaming we uttered when the world fell. And oh how it fell. But hirley0 has moved on.

Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
46 ENCRIPTION is going to work | the price doubled in 2 days
45 or update the PC about how the new usb / with built in
44 AS SPAM several days & TRY HARD not to read E-Mail
43 & thats the present condition MyC is spam & i will leave it

He has blocked us out.
We are as spam to him.
For we did not listen.
We could not discern his warnings.

He has moved on.

Yeah, I go out of my way to avoid my phone, always and the internet, sometimes. I don't put a lot of faith in anything the internet says but at least it doesn't scream and slobber in my ear like the phone does. Good luck with your Java explorations. *salutes*
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Pæs on December 10, 2012, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 10, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
well its true that 8 ig USSB came with an encrypted folder feature
i use it as medication & turned it in at the medical building
TO ATTEMPT TO AVOID phone calls & on the WEB secure messaging
hirley0 self-medicates with encryption to keep himself hidden from the telecom networks he has merged with.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2012, 08:41:48 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 10, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
i trust the web at about -99% & seek to AVoid.  

Hirley0 speaks wisdom.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 08:00:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 10, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
ahh the thought of it
aint miss B /-/AVen etc etc,
well its true that 8 ig USSB came with an encrypted folder feature
i use it as medication & turned it in at the medical building
TO ATTEMPT TO AVOID phone calls & on the WEB secure messaging
i trust the web at about -99% & seek to AVoid. so hope the 8
does Wonders with the Woman. now back to the Java Job  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33828.0.html)

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 01:39:03 AM
We scream. We wail. We gnash our teeth and rend our trendy Ugg boots and blue jeans pajama pants. We sacrifice copies of Windows 98 in his name. We 'tweet' our lamentations and 'like' the despairing status updates of our brethren. Still, hirley0 does not here us, does not care. He has moved on.

They whisper, they who are huddled in the bombshell blasted husks of cyber cafes and hipster bars, they whisper he chose his name a-purpose. They say the 0 at the end is the number of fucks he gives us. And the first syllable of screaming we uttered when the world fell. And oh how it fell. But hirley0 has moved on.

Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
46 ENCRIPTION is going to work | the price doubled in 2 days
45 or update the PC about how the new usb / with built in
44 AS SPAM several days & TRY HARD not to read E-Mail
43 & thats the present condition MyC is spam & i will leave it

He has blocked us out.
We are as spam to him.
For we did not listen.
We could not discern his warnings.

He has moved on.

Yeah, I go out of my way to avoid my phone, always and the internet, sometimes. I don't put a lot of faith in anything the internet says but at least it doesn't scream and slobber in my ear like the phone does. Good luck with your Java explorations. *salutes*

Y of course: your avatar isof great interest to me?
it looks as though it may be a math program of some sort
details about the who what when where &HOW is sought
& the program file itself if available  /-
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2012, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 08:00:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 10, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
ahh the thought of it
aint miss B /-/AVen etc etc,
well its true that 8 ig USSB came with an encrypted folder feature
i use it as medication & turned it in at the medical building
TO ATTEMPT TO AVOID phone calls & on the WEB secure messaging
i trust the web at about -99% & seek to AVoid. so hope the 8
does Wonders with the Woman. now back to the Java Job  :fnord:  (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33828.0.html)

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 10, 2012, 01:39:03 AM
We scream. We wail. We gnash our teeth and rend our trendy Ugg boots and blue jeans pajama pants. We sacrifice copies of Windows 98 in his name. We 'tweet' our lamentations and 'like' the despairing status updates of our brethren. Still, hirley0 does not here us, does not care. He has moved on.

They whisper, they who are huddled in the bombshell blasted husks of cyber cafes and hipster bars, they whisper he chose his name a-purpose. They say the 0 at the end is the number of fucks he gives us. And the first syllable of screaming we uttered when the world fell. And oh how it fell. But hirley0 has moved on.

Quote from: hirley0 on December 03, 2012, 08:05:31 AM
46 ENCRIPTION is going to work | the price doubled in 2 days
45 or update the PC about how the new usb / with built in
44 AS SPAM several days & TRY HARD not to read E-Mail
43 & thats the present condition MyC is spam & i will leave it

He has blocked us out.
We are as spam to him.
For we did not listen.
We could not discern his warnings.

He has moved on.

Yeah, I go out of my way to avoid my phone, always and the internet, sometimes. I don't put a lot of faith in anything the internet says but at least it doesn't scream and slobber in my ear like the phone does. Good luck with your Java explorations. *salutes*

Y of course: your avatar isof great interest to me?
it looks as though it may be a math program of some sort
details about the who what when where &HOW is sought
& the program file itself if available  /-

It's actually something I found in a LiveJournal icon-making community years ago. One of the members was using a fractal generator to create the images and then photoshopping them to get the colors and textures. I don't remember the specifics, sorry.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 08:40:48 AM
THUS: the Question enters the REMaing active brain cell
DOES ANYONE HERE USE GOOGLE CHROME ????/
and if so what does it do?
not being a go.GAL fan my self, i 'poise its a BateD Question
however as i was approaching Portugeese Spanish German French
websites i was wondering if there was an instant translating ?"BROWSER"?
THEN AGAIN:: maybe its best just to turn over & go bac2SLEEP
YEAH ? YEAH """while you were typing a""" lot HAPPENS
Yo IT DOES remIND ME OF THE fractile years
however i dont remember how long ago it was /
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2012, 08:44:51 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 08:40:48 AM
THUS: the Question enters the REMaing active brain cell
DOES ANYONE HERE USE GOOGLE CHROME ????/
and if so what does it do?
not being a go.GAL fan my self, i 'poise its a BateD Question
however as i was approaching Portugeese Spanish German French
websites i was wondering if there was an instant translating ?"BROWSER"?
THEN AGAIN:: maybe its best just to turn over & go bac2SLEEP
YEAH ? YEAH """while you were typing a""" lot HAPPENS

I used Google Chrome but it kept resetting my settings after every unannounced update so I chucked it.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 10:51:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2012, 08:44:51 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 08:40:48 AM
I used Google Chrome but it kept resetting my settings

sounds about like my current ERA
Dec 2012  my WiFi carrier keeps dropping
at the most inoppertune times?+?
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 13, 2012, 10:55:22 PM
it WAS 3:21 WHILE ON THE java thread
yeah-yeah THUS: it bac2search 4an auto translater
i thought i saw one advertized once? don't REMember where it was at tho
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 15, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Unable to connect
   Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at
www.principiadiscordia.com.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: MMIX on December 15, 2012, 01:30:31 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 15, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Unable to connect
   Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at
www.principiadiscordia.com.

I didn't get a message I just couldn't get on, hmmmm, coincidence . . .
btw I use Chrome and I am using the auto translate function for learning Japanese
I'm finding it very useful
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 15, 2012, 09:05:11 AM
Quote from: MMIX on December 15, 2012, 01:30:31 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 15, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Unable to connect
   Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at
www.principiadiscordia.com.

I didn't get a message I just couldn't get on, hmmmm, coincidence . . .
btw I use Chrome and I am using the auto translate function for learning Japanese
I'm finding it very useful

YESTERDAY? Friday must have been an unusually
DAY?  the read count was way up?/? So maybe the server was busy
as reported. Maybe Russian swarm attack. it showed up a few days
ago at EG&B?/?/? However i have no clue it was .ru though
& thanks for the report /-/.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on December 16, 2012, 08:00:13 AM
Quote from: hirley0 on December 09, 2012, 09:23:10 AM
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on January 13, 2013, 01:02:27 PM
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: hirley0 on January 13, 2013, 01:19:14 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on January 13, 2013, 01:02:27 PM
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Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2013, 03:33:45 AM
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Ursa Major, Ursa Minor,
Bless hirley0 the Diviner
May he guide us right
May he guide us true
May his enemies be pulped into glue.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2013, 02:19:27 PM
>Read left to right>

Hirley0, why won't you blow the ballast tanks?
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2013, 03:10:05 PM
Hirley0 came up out of the tunnels of Southhampton, and he never said what happened down there.  The authorities questioned everyone, of course...But when they asked him what the fuck was going on, he just said "I guess I just got lost in the dark", and grinned.

The police detective and infantry colonel that were questioning him jumped out of their chairs so quickly that they both tripped and fell over, then scrambled out of the room.  Hirley0 got up and walked out, and nobody can show evidence of his existence since.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2013, 03:11:54 PM
Hirly0 is the Bald Man?



:eek:
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2013, 03:12:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2013, 03:11:54 PM
Hirly0 is the Bald Man?



:eek:

No.  Hirley0 is Hirley0.  He can explain it better than I can.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 21, 2013, 06:15:20 AM
The Bald Man met Hirley0, once. Hirley0 was talking to himself in his own blend of Morse code, binary, and Braille while spray painting sigils onto the underside of a Portland bridge and the bridge was slowly changing. The Bald Man chomped his cigar and shivered. The Bald Man thought about walking on but Hirley0 lowered his spray can and said :

>>>>>>BEGIN TRANSMISSION
HEllO & about time.
TOMORROW? It \/\/i11 be a strange day.
Remember NOT EVERY1 can >grin< like they mean it & ppl
underESTIMATE teh value of Kevlar . . . & TEFLON.
END TRANSMISSION<<<<

Then Hirley0 grinned like he meant it, his eyes slowly whirling in time to the sparks flickering with his every exhale. The Bald Man blinked and broke into a sweat. He wondered how anyone could smile like that without flipping their skull inside out. When he looked again, Hirley0 was gone and the bridge had mouths all along its underside; the better to sing with.

Only now the song sounded like a mix of Morse code, binary, and Braille. The Bald Man could feel the sounds like pinpricks marching up and down his spine.

That's when he found the nearest bar and proceeded to drink all of Portland's bourbon.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2013, 06:47:10 AM
I love it except for one problem; ain't shit for bridges in Seattle, and the ones that are there don't sing. They know to keep their traps shut.

Plus Hirley0 lives here in Portland.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 21, 2013, 04:05:26 PM
Shit. I meant Portland. Where the fuck did I get SEATTLE?

ETA: Fixed it.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2013, 04:31:05 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 21, 2013, 04:05:26 PM
Shit. I meant Portland. Where the fuck did I get SEATTLE?

ETA: Fixed it.

:lulz: Who knows from whence brainfarts hail?
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Kai on September 21, 2013, 05:25:50 PM
This thread is actually kinda terrifying. I like my reality to make sense. With hirley0 out there, I don't know if truth exists. The map might depict the territory, or it might not, it might just seem to, but Hirley0 is behind the scenes, changing both.
Title: Re: They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2021, 10:47:46 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 21, 2013, 05:25:50 PM
This thread is actually kinda terrifying. I like my reality to make sense. With hirley0 out there, I don't know if truth exists. The map might depict the territory, or it might not, it might just seem to, but Hirley0 is behind the scenes, changing both.

8 years later, I have to say "AND THANK GOD FOR THAT"...Hirley0's been on vacation since January of 2020 (due to temporal issues, he has 300 years of vacation saved up), and I'd like things to get back to normal now.