Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Junkenstein]

If I've learnt anything over the years, it's that half a bottle of whiskey is nearly always useless. Unless you're cleaning a wound.

[LMNO]

If the situation becomes too dire, you can always shove the cat down the front of your pants.

[Junkenstein]

There's a logic to that but I'm fucked if I know what it is.

In other news, unreliable dolts continue to make my life a pain. Meeting prospective new employers over the weekend.

[minuspace]

Listerene should not be used for contraception or as a prophylactic - it is not to be used...  Blah blah disclaimer...  Blah...

[Ben Shapiro]

If you're gonna croak on the toilet like The King, at least be upper-decking the fucking thing.

I'll do it at Chili's to make you proud.

[Ben Shapiro]

Got a half day off of work to prepare for the hurricane.  The one that isn't supposed to get closer than 80 miles to where I live.  Stupid, but there are worse things that can happen than a half day before a 4 day weekend.  Then my boss texts me "hey, are you prepared for this hurricane?
reply:





Everything is under control

I don't see chicken in can!

[minuspace]

I mean, take some from the front why don't you, as long as the cat's position is also reversed.

Got a half day off of work to prepare for the hurricane.  The one that isn't supposed to get closer than 80 miles to where I live.  Stupid, but there are worse things that can happen than a half day before a 4 day weekend.  Then my boss texts me "hey, are you prepared for this hurricane?
reply:





Everything is under control

I don't see chicken in can!

[Suu]

Got a half day off of work to prepare for the hurricane.  The one that isn't supposed to get closer than 80 miles to where I live.  Stupid, but there are worse things that can happen than a half day before a 4 day weekend.  Then my boss texts me "hey, are you prepared for this hurricane?
reply:





Everything is under control

Not a bad category 1 selection. I see the East Coast is strong with you.

I just hid in the bathroom during the tornado warning with a bottle of Cruzan Estate Diamond Dark 5 year Rum and my smartphone. Seriously, I sat in the bathtub texting my parents happy anniversary listening for my windows to blow out. I did get a nosebleed though, so it wasn't a total fail.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Foster kid is stealing from housemates, staying up all night drunk, leaving my studio door open, and generally being a liability. I am about at the end of my rope and considering sending her on her way, which sucks.

Is this Surprise!Daughter or someone else?

Surprise Daughter. It's a clusterfuck.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was assuming the other half was already inside Raz.

By that logic, so's half the milk.

That's a recipe for a bad time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In more positive news, my Perception class is amazeballs, and there was a sub today who turned me on to his Intro to Neurobiology class this fall.

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In more positive news, my Perception class is amazeballs, and there was a sub today who turned me on to his Intro to Neurobiology class this fall.

I hope to hear more about this perception class, as I've always greatly enjoyed studying it (at least from a psychology and communication standpoint).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In more positive news, my Perception class is amazeballs, and there was a sub today who turned me on to his Intro to Neurobiology class this fall.

I hope to hear more about this perception class, as I've always greatly enjoyed studying it (at least from a psychology and communication standpoint).

It's kind of mind-blowing! Today I learned some of the basics about the physiology and genetics of tetrachromacy, and I'm thinking that if I can, I'm going to make that the subject of my research methods class. If I end up writing a paper on it, I'll repost it here after the end of the term. I'll make sure to post about what I'm learning along the way.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Got a half day off of work to prepare for the hurricane.  The one that isn't supposed to get closer than 80 miles to where I live.  Stupid, but there are worse things that can happen than a half day before a 4 day weekend.  Then my boss texts me "hey, are you prepared for this hurricane?
reply:





Everything is under control

Pepsi! I like where your head is at. Carry on!

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In more positive news, my Perception class is amazeballs, and there was a sub today who turned me on to his Intro to Neurobiology class this fall.

I hope to hear more about this perception class, as I've always greatly enjoyed studying it (at least from a psychology and communication standpoint).

It's kind of mind-blowing! Today I learned some of the basics about the physiology and genetics of tetrachromacy, and I'm thinking that if I can, I'm going to make that the subject of my research methods class. If I end up writing a paper on it, I'll repost it here after the end of the term. I'll make sure to post about what I'm learning along the way.