PD's new weapon of Choice

[Payne]

The AKK-47 (short for Ambassador Klok Kaos - 47 ways to piss you off) is a gas operated trolling rifle which was used in most trolling engagements in PD since AKKs arrival.

Adopted and standardized on March 21, 2007, 05:30:09 PM , it was designed by AKK and originally produced by his MySpace site. Compared with most auto-trolling rifles, the AKK-47 is moar l337, of comparable post-count, moderate spammage, and capable of selective flaming. It was one of the first true trolling rifles and, due to its durability and ease of use, remains the most widely used trolling rifle. More AKK-type rifles have been produced than any other trolling rifle type in the irritating bastard market segment.



Specifications
Weight                     3.8 kg (8.4 lb) empty,
                             4.3 kg (9.5 lb) filled with bullshit,
Length                      870 mm (34.3 in) (compensating for something)
Barrel length             415 mm (16.3 in) (still compensating)
Cartridge             7.62x39mm of PURE FAIL
Action                      Gas-operated, rotating bullshit
Rate of fire              600 posts/min
Muzzle velocity    super fast
Effective range    700 or so posts.
Feed system           DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
Sights                      TGRR's mind control rays.

[Eve]

  

[Richter]

I salute your work with FatBoy Slim:

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Listen to the sound of my voice
You can check it all out, it's the weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
It's the new weapon, weapon of choice

You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
Or you can throw with us

Walk without rhythm
it won't attrack the worm

Walk without rhythm
and it won't attrack the worm

Walk without rhythm
and it won't attrack the worm

If you walk without rhythm
ah, you never learn

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Be careful, we don't know them
Be careful, we don't know them
Be careful, we don't know them

Organically grown, through the hemisphere I roam
Too big love to the angels of light
Yeah, and my girl

She just don't understand
is gone beyond being a man

As I drift off into the night, I'm in flight
She's a Boy scout no doubt
but I'm going to hold my cool,
because of easy rules

Yeah, so move on baby, yeah

Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah
Halfway between the gutter and the stars, yeah

[Suu]

Automatic assholes, Weirding modules and sandworms now ITT.

[Payne]

 

One year ago we were mired in AKKs bullshit. I wanted to commemorate all the fallen heroes of the time.

AKK - March 21, 2007, 05:30:09 PM to May 28, 2007, 07:28:55 AM, NEVAR FORGET!

[Messier Undertree]

Specifications
Weight                     3.8 kg (8.4 lb) empty,
                             4.3 kg (9.5 lb) filled with bullshit,
Length                      870 mm (34.3 in) (compensating for something)
Barrel length             415 mm (16.3 in) (still compensating)
Cartridge             7.62x39mm of PURE FAIL
Action                      Gas-operated, rotating bullshit
Rate of fire              600 posts/min
Muzzle velocity    super fast
Effective range    700 or so posts.
Feed system           DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
Sights                      TGRR's mind control rays.

[Jenne]

That was awesome!

[Cramulus]

Can it be equipped with a silencer? 

[Cain]

ITT: I request our programmers make an auto-posting program called the AKK-47.  Equiping it with a textfile that posts copies of AKK's posts is optional.

Our brave trolls need this.

[Suu]

ITT: I request our programmers make an auto-posting program called the AKK-47.  Equiping it with a textfile that posts copies of AKK's posts is optional.

Our brave trolls need this.

O...M....G......

[Cain]

We have the technology!

But srsly, someone should do this, because if you leave me to do the project....well, yeah, exactly.

[LMNO]

I think I just found a new reason to learn how to code.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Triple Zero]

ITT: I request our programmers make an auto-posting program called the AKK-47.  Equiping it with a textfile that posts copies of AKK's posts is optional.

Our brave trolls need this.

a project sort of along the lines of this has been stalled for a couple of weeks now, but i do intend on picking it up again.

the name suggestion sure as hell beats "Forumbot" or "HBOT", though.

[Vene]

Can it be equipped with a silencer? 

No, we must make it louder and more obnoxious!