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Started by Cain, January 22, 2015, 08:40:32 PM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 09:19:54 PM
False fire alarm
He wanted his steak well done
Co-workers = philistines

I actually appreciate when my coworkers tell me they like their steak well done because it's a good signal that I can ignore their restaurant recommendations altogether.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

Yeah, there is that.

I suspect drinking cider before the attempted cooking probably did not help any.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 07:55:49 PM
So, the big bosses have called me, asking me pointed questions concerning the current state of the plant.

I could have been diplomatic.

...

...

...

:lulz:

Oh my.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2015, 08:06:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2015, 08:05:06 PM
I have my probation review tomorrow evening.

Lets see if I still have a job this time tomorrow night.

Well, here's hoping.

I'm not exactly sure what to hope FOR, though. That his employers spontaneously combust?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

New tech, an old friend
Stabbing me in the back for
Shitty position
Molon Lube

Chelagoras The Boulder

"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Well it certainly adds to the clusterfuckiness.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


minuspace

Free choice, lets best wait
Forever disintegrating
Will without foreplay

Bruno

What are my passions?
Job not soap opera.
Punch the clock. Go home.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LuciferX on April 07, 2015, 08:27:28 AM
Free choice, lets best wait
Forever disintegrating
Will without foreplay

Your job sounds terrible.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2015, 07:07:03 AM
Well it certainly adds to the clusterfuckiness.

Someone was gonna be dumb enough.  I'm just disappointed that it was him.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Okay.  I've had some sleep (5 hours or so).  I am still potato, not to mention the dosage of sleeping pills I took still floating around my head.

BUT there will be more Weird West.  In fact, I may finish it.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Things maybe went on
I was asleep at my desk
So I do not know
Molon Lube

Cain


Cain

I also have tentative support for my security contractor gig (whereupon I will assess security, and get paid for it, and tell them it sucks, and recommend the position of Security Director, which I will be the most qualified for, and thus will be appointed to).

I mean, it's early days yet.  But it could happen.