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Gelatin Crematorium

Started by AFK, August 29, 2005, 08:14:07 PM

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AFK

Gelatin Crematorium

Green Jello is warm
And it makes me want to scream.
I want to sleep in it
And have wet, green dreams.
So give me Green Jello
Until I can't take anymore.
Maybe I'll give you some
And then kick you out the door.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Heh, was that an homage to the band formerly known as Green Jello?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

SUBZERO WINS.
\
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.
I like Green Jello, but that is their song, dumbass, hehehe :wink:

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.
I like Green Jello, but that is their song, dumbass, hehehe :wink:

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

I say the same thing when someone says Primus sucks.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.
I like Green Jello, but that is their song, dumbass, hehehe :wink:

LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN

not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

I say the same thing when someone says Primus sucks.
My son loves Green Jello's 3 Little Pigs, whenever we do that story it has to be like that.  I am not sure which is funnier, when he wants to be the big bad wolf, or when he wants me to be :twisted:

AFK

Actually, it's just a silly homage to green jello the food.  I wrote the poem in college and Green Jello was served 5 out of 7 nights a week at the Caf.  

Green Jello does suck but in a hilariously entertaining way.  My dear wife bought me the Cereal Killer video off of Ebay, though she refuses to watch it with me.  That and the Smurfs and the Magic Flute.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Drunken Monkey Cabal

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

SUBZERO WINS.
\

fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  :roll:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DiL
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

SUBZERO WINS.
\

fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  :roll:

Like I give a fuck about your obsession with video game minutia.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jack Chick

Quote from: DiL
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: FnordiscordiaGreen Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

SUBZERO WINS.
\

fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  :roll:


Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Is that a pic of John Kerry crapping his pants? :shock: