OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Besides, most of the cleaners are Portuguese, which makes them white imperialists.

As someone of Scottish ancestery, I am far more oppressed than them, and thus they are the real racists.

ROLL WITH THIS. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My apologies for my absence and my failure to write down the SCIENCE GESTAPO shit in a reasonable amount of time.  Lillie has instituted a program of all day meetings in which we are told why we suck, and Jenn and I just had an anniversary, so I've been otherwise occupied at home.

I'll be back when I have a chance.  Shouldn't be long.

I'll look forward to it!

I, too, have been scarce around these parts. Or I feel like I haven't had much to say. School is intense, as I might have expected it would start to be. Luckily, at least on some level, I'm running out of things to take and I won't be able to take this many credits again even if I wanted to.

I also am having unfortunate side effects of a month and a half on Doxycycline, which are essentially that everything is falling apart. I only have about a week and a half left on it and then I'm done, and I hope I can make a pretty fast recovery and rebuild my microbiome without getting overcolonized by anything too malevolent.

[Doktor Howl]

My apologies for my absence and my failure to write down the SCIENCE GESTAPO shit in a reasonable amount of time.  Lillie has instituted a program of all day meetings in which we are told why we suck, and Jenn and I just had an anniversary, so I've been otherwise occupied at home.

I'll be back when I have a chance.  Shouldn't be long.

I'll look forward to it!

I, too, have been scarce around these parts. Or I feel like I haven't had much to say. School is intense, as I might have expected it would start to be. Luckily, at least on some level, I'm running out of things to take and I won't be able to take this many credits again even if I wanted to.

I also am having unfortunate side effects of a month and a half on Doxycycline, which are essentially that everything is falling apart. I only have about a week and a half left on it and then I'm done, and I hope I can make a pretty fast recovery and rebuild my microbiome without getting overcolonized by anything too malevolent.

That's just what the Huron thought.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My apologies for my absence and my failure to write down the SCIENCE GESTAPO shit in a reasonable amount of time.  Lillie has instituted a program of all day meetings in which we are told why we suck, and Jenn and I just had an anniversary, so I've been otherwise occupied at home.

I'll be back when I have a chance.  Shouldn't be long.

I'll look forward to it!

I, too, have been scarce around these parts. Or I feel like I haven't had much to say. School is intense, as I might have expected it would start to be. Luckily, at least on some level, I'm running out of things to take and I won't be able to take this many credits again even if I wanted to.

I also am having unfortunate side effects of a month and a half on Doxycycline, which are essentially that everything is falling apart. I only have about a week and a half left on it and then I'm done, and I hope I can make a pretty fast recovery and rebuild my microbiome without getting overcolonized by anything too malevolent.

That's just what the Huron thought.

[Doktor Howl]

It occurs to me that if you put a cat in a space station, it will spin endlessly, trying to get its feet aimed "down".

You could make some kind of turbine out of that.

[Bu🤠ns]

Just be sure to keep the spiral-wound cat treats in a secure and locked down fashion.

[Reginald Ret]

It occurs to me that if you put a cat in a space station, it will spin endlessly, trying to get its feet aimed "down".

You could make some kind of turbine out of that.

That is a very good idea.

I just had an idea: A buttered toast turbine.

We just need to suspend the space station above a carpeted part of earth.

[Doktor Howl]

It occurs to me that if you put a cat in a space station, it will spin endlessly, trying to get its feet aimed "down".

You could make some kind of turbine out of that.

That is a very good idea.

I just had an idea: A buttered toast turbine.

We just need to suspend the space station above a carpeted part of earth.

But never mix the two.  If you strap buttered toast to a cat's back and throw it in free fall, it's like dividing by zero.

[Reginald Ret]

It occurs to me that if you put a cat in a space station, it will spin endlessly, trying to get its feet aimed "down".

You could make some kind of turbine out of that.

That is a very good idea.

I just had an idea: A buttered toast turbine.

We just need to suspend the space station above a carpeted part of earth.

But never mix the two.  If you strap buttered toast to a cat's back and throw it in free fall, it's like dividing by zero.

Quite right, old chap.

Free energy is all well and good, but infinite free energy causes some horrid containment issues.

[axod]

It occurs to me that if you put a cat in a space station, it will spin endlessly, trying to get its feet aimed "down".

You could make some kind of turbine out of that.

That is a very good idea.

I just had an idea: A buttered toast turbine.

We just need to suspend the space station above a carpeted part of earth.

But never mix the two.  If you strap buttered toast to a cat's back and throw it in free fall, it's like dividing by zero.

Quite right, old chap.

Free energy is all well and good, but infinite free energy causes some horrid containment issues.

Let me tell you how we used to do it:  you butter the toasts till they falls sticky side down to the carpet.  The cat's back is fastened to the carpet with outstretched paws, deftly applying the butter thereto with every kick.  Scale determines when this process is complete, at which point a trap door releases the animal into the turbine.  It starts running and reaches the scent of its paws,  which it then follows in perpetuity.

[Don Coyote]

Hurry up and wait, airline food, army chow, and foot funk is making me poetical. I haven't shit in 3 days.

[axod]

Oh sleep deprivation, sister of duplicity, inspire me the one clarity of thought and adamantine will that belongs to you alone.  Walk with me and hold my beer, and, and, here, watch this.  Look, once more.

[Doktor Howl]

Hurry up and wait, airline food, army chow, and foot funk is making me poetical. I haven't shit in 3 days.

I ATE THAI FOOD 4 HOURS BEFORE MY WORKOUT.

I COULD WRITE A FUCKIN' NORSE SAGA.

[Freeky]

Hurry up and wait, airline food, army chow, and foot funk is making me poetical. I haven't shit in 3 days.

I ATE THAI FOOD 4 HOURS BEFORE MY WORKOUT.

I COULD WRITE A FUCKIN' NORSE SAGA.

I read this and Ride of the Valkyries started playing in my head.

[Ben Shapiro]

Hurry up and wait, airline food, army chow, and foot funk is making me poetical. I haven't shit in 3 days.

I ATE THAI FOOD 4 HOURS BEFORE MY WORKOUT.

I COULD WRITE A FUCKIN' NORSE SAGA.

YOU MUST DO IT FOR SCIENCE!