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The TGRR Rules, Adages, and Redman-esque Advice for Humans.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 27, 2011, 07:11:36 PM

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Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 05:28:26 AM
"If you beat your sword into a plowshare, you will end up plowing the fields of those who kept their swords."
- Anonymous

I love this.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Porno Myth #1: If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:33:05 AM
Porno Myth #1: If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

:lol: 
I like this.  That's funny.

The Good Reverend Roger

Porno Myth #2:  If you forget your pants before your shift as a pizza delivery guy, you'll get your brains banged out by cougars at every stop.

The bad news is, you'll get fired.  The good news is, you won't care.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

You have to work for your cheddar.  Mice eat for free.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rong

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2012, 07:40:30 PM
Everclear mixes with anything except sunrise.

sorry to contradict, but it mixes with sunrise too - i have proof.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Doktor Howl

81.  "Impossible" is a stupid way to describe something that's already happened.

82.  There's a world of difference between the ways things should work and the way they do work.  This is why communism, libertarianism, and prohibition don't work.

83.  There is no problem so large that it can't be made worse by the good intentions of dumb people.

84.  There is no problem so large that it can't be fixed by Big Gay Cowboys. 

85.  Even if the Big Gay Cowboys can't fix it, you'll stop caring.

86.  The only thing worse than getting older is the alternative.

87.  You can't save anyone.

88.  Nobody can save you.

89.  It is better to light a flamethrower, than to sit and curse the dark.

90.  Nothing succeeds like excess, except when you're talking about police violence.

91.  When you can't find a place to put a booger, stick it back up your nose.

92.  If it looks like a bad cable, it's a bad cable.  If it looks like something else, it's still a bad cable.

93.  There comes a time when software is so advanced that it doesn't work at all.

94.  A bird in the hand is worth two in the SHUT UP.

95.  Always ensure that there's toilet paper BEFORE you shit.

96.  Drop your pants and roll in your mistakes.  It looks dumb, but not as dumb as digging in your heels looks.  Also, it's more fun.

97.  Individual civil liberty trumps everything.

98.  There is no substitute for experience.  Except maybe youth and energy.

99.  Violence - or the threat of violence - is the fastest way to end a problem.  But you'll get at least 3 NEW problems to solve, in the process.

100.  An election year in America is like having 312,000,000 toddlers in the back of a car, all chanting "are we there yet?"
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Holy(TM) Writ that's actually relevant. Mind consistently blown by this stuff.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

Good Stuff!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 29, 2012, 06:30:18 PM
Number 82 probably applies to all -isms.

Good Stuff!

Yes, but those are the 3 most glaring examples.

Also, supply-side economics.  There is NO evidence of it working, and TONS of evidence that it fails.

But we have to listen to people jabber about it at LEAST every 4 years.
Molon Lube