Do ya think that when Eris worked out the "no hot dog buns" clause, She was on the Atkins diet?
Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/24.php).
*pies the question*
Quote from: Schweinepriester G.Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/24.php).
*pies the question*
that Is the reason for eating a hot dog yes... but the question was about why she it it without a bun...
not the atkins diet... she being a good Discordia (hail eris full of grease) eschewed the concept of money ( she could not afford a bun) the hot dog was stolen from the banquet on her way out.
Didn't she have to go in to come out?
I also recall something from the Book of Eris on this, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Schweinepriester G.Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/24.php).
*pies the question*
that Is the reason for eating a hot dog yes... but the question was about why she it it without a bun...
not the atkins diet... she being a good Discordia (hail eris full of grease) eschewed the concept of money ( she could not afford a bun) the hot dog was stolen from the banquet on her way out.
I seem to remember Verthaine's book of life was because the hot dog bun came from a steamer, and was all moist and fell apart. So we all need to hate hot dog buns with her.
I love sprouted grain Ezekiel 4:9 hot dog buns. :D But all I have are
some cheap surplus Colonial hot dog buns bought for a cookout a month
ago. :cry: I really want some sprouted grain buns.
i havent seen a hotdog bun since i was in the US
Mexico really is for Discordians
I believe that Eris was referring to both the bun and the hotdog when she said that one should not partake of the hotdog buns, as when would one ever partake of a hotdog bun? Only when eating a hotdog IMO. And since hotdogs are made of crap (possibly not literally, but pretty darn close), it's probably just... er... returns to post five minutes later and loses it...
...bloody work
I love hot dog buns.
Fuck the catma (not literally, of course).
I prefer burger buns actually.
With those little sesame seeds on, yes. Although the ones with other bigger seeds on are nice too, don't want to knock all those non-sesame seeds out there you know. Fairs fair and all that.
Quote from: ahdkawI prefer burger buns actually.
With those little sesame seeds on, yes. Although the ones with other bigger seeds on are nice too, don't want to knock all those non-sesame seeds out there you know. Fairs fair and all that.
little known fact, but odds are you can't even taste the seeds. they take very high temperatures before they rpture and their oils can add flaver to anything. they're mostly for show.
Quote from: MedeoI love hot dog buns.
Fuck the catma (not literally, of course).
for for like the first 12 times i read that as "fuck the cat, ma!"
Quote from: Hotsumalittle known fact, but odds are you can't even taste the seeds. they take very high temperatures before they rpture and their oils can add flaver to anything. they're mostly for show.
I have picked off the seeds in the past and they tasted pretty nice. I find it's usually best to pick them off first anyway. Saves buying a big bag of seeds at any rate. And a good conversation piece at any BBQ for oh say, a few seconds at least.
for general sue however, it takes some pretty beefy heat to make those things open up.
(I may post a recepie using them later if I feel like it.)
Quote from: ahdkawI prefer burger buns actually.
With those little sesame seeds on, yes. Although the ones with other bigger seeds on are nice too, don't want to knock all those non-sesame seeds out there you know. Fairs fair and all that.
I sometimes cut my hotdogs in half and eat them on hamburger buns.
Quote from: Gigglin Buddha the PenisDidn't she have to go in to come out?
yes. remember eris is not a vampire so she doesn't need to be invited to enter. The snub has nothing to do about weather she was there or not but about weather she was invited or not.
Quote from: CannedLizardQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisQuote from: Schweinepriester G.Sounds plausible. Of course there are madmen defending another theory (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/24.php).
*pies the question*
that Is the reason for eating a hot dog yes... but the question was about why she it it without a bun...
not the atkins diet... she being a good Discordia (hail eris full of grease) eschewed the concept of money ( she could not afford a bun) the hot dog was stolen from the banquet on her way out.
I seem to remember Verthaine's book of life was because the hot dog bun came from a steamer, and was all moist and fell apart. So we all need to hate hot dog buns with her.
FROM THE BOOK OF ERIS:
An Interveiw With Eris:Why we're not allowed to eat hotdog buns (http://www.verthaine.sphosting.com/kaa.html)
By ST. Parfume de Meow
Meow: So Eris,after you rolled that golden apple on Limbo Peak,why did you eat a hot dog?
ERIS: Well,after all that mayhem I decided it was best to hang around the mortals until it all blew over.The first place that came to mind was New Orleans.
Meow: Excuse me for interrupting,but why New Orleans?
ERIS: Where else could I walk down the street with rainbow colored hair and not create a scene?
Meow: True.
ERIS: I was walking down Bourbon street and I spied a 'Lucky Dog' vendor on the corner.So I gathered the change in my pocket and bought one.
Meow: Did you like it?
ERIS: I loved the hotdog,but the bun was gross!
Meow: What do you mean?
ERIS: Well to keep the buns warm the vendors put them in a steamer, then they get soggy and fall apart.
Meow: I am enlightened.ERIS,thank you for this exclusive interview.Is there anyone you would like to say something to out there?
ERIS: Well,I'd like to say hi to all poker buddies,my bowling teammates,my local bartender,Zeus,and all my loyal followers.And I have a message for the goddesses of Mount Olympus:I AM THE PRETTIEST ONE! O.K. I love ya,bye bye!! This has been an exclusive interview with the Goddess ERIS KALLISTI DISCORDIA,Queen of Chaos,Mother of Madness,Concubine of Chaos,Daughter of Discord,and Interdimensional Bowling Champion
also to set the record straight:
A Church of Eris Exclusive
ERIS TELLS HER SIDE OF THE STORY (http://www.verthaine.sphosting.com/jj.html)
By Eris Kallisti Discordia
First off,I would to thank the Good Reverend Verthaine for the opportunity to finally set the record straight.
First of all,the reason I was not allowed at the wedding banquet was Not because I had a reputation as a trouble maker,it was because all the other Goddess were jealous of me because I was always the life of the party,and all the other Gods lusted after me.
Yes I admit I was miffed at being snubbed,but I got over it real quickly. The whole "Golden Apple" thing was not about revenge,it was a wedding gift for Thetis(at a wedding,who is "the prettiest one" but the bride).Since I wasn't invited,I just rolled my gift in,hoping one of those morons would get the hint,and present it to the bride-to-be.
But NOOOOOO.Those cackling hens that call themselves Goddesses decided to fight amongst themselves for possession of the Apple.And yes,there were five goddess squabbling over the damn thing.The other two were Ceres (goddess of agriculture),and Nike(goddess of victory).
When Zeus gave Paris the task of choosing who the Apple is given to,he could of done the right thing and gave it to Thetis,but Noooooo.Those petty Goddesses used various forms of bribery,rather then just being adults for a change.(And for the record,Ceres offered Paris a lifetime supply of Cherrios,and since Athena already offered Paris victory in battle,Nike was forced to try to bribe Paris with a pair of sneakers.)
So you see,the whole Trojan War incident wasn't really my fault (but I sure took heat for it). But it just goes to show how powerful Chaos is.Besides,that's my story,and I am sticking to it,so there.
Hope this helps
So, Eris isn't keen on microwaved hot dog buns either then. I have to agree.
If the bubn she got wasn't soggy and falling aparty, would she still advise against eating them? Or is it all one vendors fault for not correctly storing said buns?
I'm sorry, but that doesn't explain anything other than Eris went to a crap Hot Dog Vendor. And there are lots of them.
Burger buns are better at the end of the day. And at the beginning.
she liek smy hotdog bun sout of the microwave...
Quote from: the ghost of pai meishe liek smy hotdog bun sout of the microwave...
I'm sorry, but I don't believe a fucking word you say!
Quote from: ahdkawQuote from: the ghost of pai meishe liek smy hotdog bun sout of the microwave...
I'm sorry, but I don't believe a fucking word you say!
if you had m=onemy microwaved hotdogs you'd eat those words.
i am the iron chef of microwave.
I have an 80's microwave that doesn't even tell you what Wattage it is ANYWHERE (not even on the back) so I reckon I know my microwaves, even with such limited information not to hand.
qui es wattage?
i don't see it being involved in anyway with low-carb atkins
ketosis bullshite.
i fucking hate atkins now. it was one thing for him to develope the
atkins diet for people with EPILEPSY who need to have their body
in a state of ketosis where their metabolism burns their body
fat as fast as they take it in...it helps control their seisures.
and even in a dietary sense, i can see the use. if you are morbidly
overweight, say 5'5'" and 235 lbs....then, sure, the atkins diet might be
a good thing, but it's not a "diet" as most people have come to think
of the word. it's a CHANGE in LIFESTYLE. the ketosis burns your fat
(aka stored reserve carbs) slightly faster than you can take it in, and
you counter balance that with compensating protien to protect
your muscles from active atrophy (like karen carpenter, if you don't
quite follow).
people that do not need it and are looking to loose 5-30 lbs, they
fucking sicken me. that's the context in which i fucking hate the
atkins diet.
and that when i get my hotdogs now, sans bun, no one thinks anything
of it because of the whole atkins, low carb bullshite.
[sobs quietly] ii used to have shock value...[sniff sniff]
Side note on the Atkins Diet:
Reduced intake of High Density carbolhydrates (ie, starch and grain) does have a short term effect on weight loss, but ther is no long term benifit of "Low Carb" Diets (including/not limited to Atkins, South Beach, the Zone). The rapid weight loss is a result of your body's attempt to adjust to the reduced/altered carb intake. After 30-90 days, weight loss tapers off. the only good aspect of "low carb" diets is the increased intake of fruits and vegetables, and reduced intake of "empty" calories found in fast food and snack foods.
more information: http://www.skeptic.com
Low card is just a fad. Americans are always looking for a "pill" to fix
their problems so they don't have to actually change their lifestyle.
Atkins just promises slender bodies without having to actually change
your life style permanently. In two to three years when it is
obviously that it isn't the "magic pill," people will stop buying it and
then some other fad will take it's place.
What actually constitutes a hotdog bun anyway? Would a piece of bread wrapped around a hotdog, be a hotdog bun, or just a piece of bread.
Quote from: Marl FublewonkerWhat actually constitutes a hotdog bun anyway? Would a piece of bread wrapped around a hotdog, be a hotdog bun, or just a piece of bread.
it would be a bun.
but it would also be a greater sacrilege.
Cool. I got bread and hot dogs.
::wanders off to commit a greater sacrilege for lunch::
Quote from: SMFabalSide note on the Atkins Diet:
Reduced intake of High Density carbolhydrates (ie, starch and grain) does have a short term effect on weight loss, but ther is no long term benifit of "Low Carb" Diets (including/not limited to Atkins, South Beach, the Zone). The rapid weight loss is a result of your body's attempt to adjust to the reduced/altered carb intake. After 30-90 days, weight loss tapers off. the only good aspect of "low carb" diets is the increased intake of fruits and vegetables, and reduced intake of "empty" calories found in fast food and snack foods.
more information: http://www.skeptic.com
Here's a nw diet. Let's call it the "Common Fucking Sense" diet.
1. Fill you plate as you normally do.
2. Remove half the food from the plate.
3. Eat.
You've just reduced your caloric intake by half. Congrats!
My friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.
Quote from: illusionMy friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.
Is there a height limit? 'Cuz I'm good at stacking. I could probably fit 2 racks of BBQ Ribs on a salad plate.
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: illusionMy friend has a similar diet.
She gets to eat as much food as she can fit on a salad plate.
There's no restriction on the kind of food, as long as it fits on the plate.
Is there a height limit? 'Cuz I'm good at stacking. I could probably fit 2 racks of BBQ Ribs on a salad plate.
same here. ph34r my l337 574ck1n6 5k1llz!!1!
That was my reaction, too. :twisted:
But she says she's not allowed to stack anything on top of anything else.
No wonder she's so thin.
Quote from: illusionThat was my reaction, too. :twisted:
But she says she's not allowed to stack anything on top of anything else.
No wonder she's so thin.
Does anyone remember the picture of that little rodent thing that had a pancake stacked on top of a pancake stacked on its head?!?!?
It was a bunny, wasn't it?
Yeah, I remember seeing it not too long ago.
I think it was... I would love to see that stacked on a salad plate let me tell you.
Right this very minute, I'd love to see several pancakes stacked on a plate right here in front of me.
Maybe it would energize me and help me get going this morning.
I have absolutely no ambition today.
Dolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
Quote from: DJRubberduckyDolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
:twisted: I do believe she's right.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: DJRubberduckyDolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
:twisted: I do believe she's right.
She must really like that scene in ameriKKKan pi when that guy drinks that ambition up.
If you dont eat hot dog buns you will achieve a state of perfection of bliss and inner jello.
There is always room for jello
Quote from: MalaulThere is always room for jello
This is the qoute I tell myself whenever I make a Comp tape... then I put on one of the dead kenedy songs or one of his spokenwords... well i guess any of his projects... like maybe some lard... or .... you know the other ones he did with those guys and then the one with those other guys... and that other thing and so on and so on and so on...
That first Lard EP is great. "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.
Quote from: LMNOThat first Lard EP is great. "The Power of LARD" is practically an Erisian Manifesto.
the next time we have sex pretend that I'm ed meese
"Lard is the tapeworm in the bottle of tequila that comes alive at night and sneaks up to bite your nipple."
Quote from: DJRubberduckyDolly Parton sez ambition comes in a cup. :D
D-Cup? Or is it a G-Cup? I dunno these crazy breast sizing sizes they come up with, myabe I need to spend more time looking at breasts? What do people think about this?
http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastmeasuringcup.html
The only problem I have with this is their insistence that the band size is your skin measurement +5. At least in the Cacique line of lingerie, your skin measurement is your band size. I think you still reduce the difference by 5 inches to get your cup size, though - I'm certainly not an I-cup!
I didn't know there was any such thing as a G-cup. :shock:
I think you need to spend more time skulking about in lingerie shops, ak.
Hmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.
That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*
Quote from: ahdkawHmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.
That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*
I guess skulking is out then. What a pity.
I had visions of you lurking about trying to look innocent while scoping out all the customers.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: ahdkawHmm, after calculation, it appears that I not only do not need a breast measurement, but I also have no breasts! Perhaps I should eat more fatty foods.
That would involve skulking around in Marks & Spencer, Bella, which only old wrinkly people go to... *shudder*
I guess skulking is out then. What a pity.
I had visions of you lurking about trying to look innocent while scoping out all the customers.
If there is anything Robotech taught us, it's:
Uniform: 147 Credits
Variable Technology Fighter 1-D and Training: 234 Million Credits:
Getting Caught in a Lingerie Shop by your Superior Officer: Priceless
Bump for first-thread utter Pinealist fuckery.
Yikes.
I have to admit, though, whenever I eat a hotdog (which is constantly) I think of Eris, and I laugh.
Occasionally, I will wander up to the cafe and order a hot dog. The first time I did this I told the cook that it was religious and my religion stated that I must partake of a hot dog without a bun on Fridays. He responded "But, its Thursday." To which I said, "Yeah, I'm a heretic. Also, don't forget the bun."
He's been my friend ever since, and while he may take the fries from under the warmer and re-fry them for some people... I always get fresh fries and for that I thank the Goddess (in some sense).
I eat hot dogs every day for lunch. With buns. And I relish every bite. Har!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no.
Don't be a sauerkraut!
RWHN,
-humor me, it's fucking snowing right now! :evil:
:argh!: HOOPLA HATE PUN!!! :argh!:
And its snowing here too so that doesn't work wif me.
Oh, well then I'll stop.
I need to go get an asprin or two.
College cafeteria food sucks.
:sotw:
But one day, they started serving hot dogs - cheap - and had nacho sauce you could put on it. This is one of my weaknesses, so I went on an ALL HOT DOG DIET.
All week I ate nothing but hot dogs. On Thursday I was kind of sick and I couldn't eat anything. I recovered on Friday with a killer appetite. I went down to the dining hall and lo - there were five hot dogs left.
so I bought one, ate it, bought another one, ate it...
I knew it was my duty, but I didn't think I could cram down the fifth hot dog. With shaky hands, I went for it... and then... there were no hot dog buns left. NONE.
It was my fifth hot dog on a friday and Our Lady Eris, that bitch, was keeping me honest. I ate it anyway, sans hot dog bun.
:fnord:
In accordance with the Law, I crapped five times that day.
:vom:
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 28, 2008, 03:47:30 PM
College cafeteria food sucks.
:sotw:
But one day, they started serving hot dogs - cheap - and had nacho sauce you could put on it. This is one of my weaknesses, so I went on an ALL HOT DOG DIET.
All week I ate nothing but hot dogs. On Thursday I was kind of sick and I couldn't eat anything. I recovered on Friday with a killer appetite. I went down to the dining hall and lo - there were five hot dogs left.
so I bought one, ate it, bought another one, ate it...
I knew it was my duty, but I didn't think I could cram down the fifth hot dog. With shaky hands, I went for it... and then... there were no hot dog buns left. NONE.
It was my fifth hot dog on a friday and Our Lady Eris, that bitch, was keeping me honest. I ate it anyway, sans hot dog bun.
:fnord:
In accordance with the Law, I crapped five times that day.
:vom:
I like this story.
I always took the 'no bun' issue to mean you were to eat the hot dogs beer battered and deep fried with attached onion rings.