The EDL Literary Division

[Disco Pickle]

Muslim synthesizers

Lost it right there. 

Had some half formed joke about ADSR as applied to Islam and couldn't make it funny.  Certainly not funnier than that.

[Reginald Ret]

Muslim synthesizers

Lost it right there. 

Had some half formed joke about ADSR as applied to Islam and couldn't make it funny.  Certainly not funnier than that.

Look i cant make it any clearer. If you snythesize with terarisam, terriny and richeous holycost then you are a Muslim synthesizer. It's not Rocket salad people.

[P3nT4gR4m]

ANTIC DOTES

illumiati conspiracy theorist gimps of anonymice
any one can threat over a key board sausages
detack you propergander
go back to cockoo land..how dare you be so insilant!!!
EDL is not a righted winged party
we are deemedrs of Englishness
get ya facts right ya soap digging bastard
I hope u get ur come up ons

sheffield newcastle glasgow ext ext ext
essex or surrounding hairier
mouth a protest, shitstare
standing up against Muslim peas rings
Muslim synthesizers, bonified paedos
terarisam, terriny, richeous holycost
The predators are waiting and praying on the vulnerable
Its not rocket salad people

people that read books are fictionist.
all are ill with 10 kids voting sleeps , wake up
IDIOLOGICAL NUM NUTS
i know water and soap is like criptamite to you lot
week trators manovered revolunishnents
YOU'R ARE THE LOOSER ON THE GAME
as a scientist i can tell you your clames are false
EMBRACE BRITISH CULTAR!!

Beautiful ideology, more like an evil colt
they have their own adjendure
they wat stone into b law
they cry racisum, fucking rediculouse!
this is serioas man its not rapin compittion
a bit sinicter, unbaleivable
ACTIONS SPEAK LOADER WORDS
Time for a new Adrians wall!!!

muslimification of britain
Lets wave our rights so as to not offend.
justice aint strongerenough
GIVE THEM SUPERIORITY TREATMENT
deprevation of character, anger breads fast
rasisam , riligiousisam and taotaliterian
it's all got to be about board and lawful
How much is memebership? where can I join

I was going to quote my favourite line but the best I could do was reduce it to the above shortlist

[Placid Dingo]

Good news;

ANIC DOTES is actually the sequal;

I give you; Mellow Dramatic

Mellow dramatic

are we to laxy daisy our our system ?
beer gambling prostitutes
smegaling there way over the border
they want to live and breed like wild flower

It would have turnt into a blood bath
if we had the right to bare arms
ull hav 2 abibe by them posters up anal
We need eye's in or arses beers

blashmoney is a sin my friend
not elegal but emoral, and insalting
jejus was born in a stable but
he wossant A horse

i tend to Wright in the queens language
Where coming where coming
where coming down those roads
i mite be called rascal witch im not im EDL

Why should we respect there cultcher ?
Why carnt they respect arse ?
Trying to science us will not work,
it only makes us stronger !!

respect are country,
speak are language
onik onik
we am the EDL

I'm goin' on a march,
'cause I want Britain to be back British
we will be wearing berays
The time has finally come to really have a voices herd

Stop the jrinkin
i think we shud foam.
YOU DON`T WANT US IN YOUR STREETS
CAUSE YOUS WANT MULTI-CULTURAL IN OUR STREETS

anuff is anuff, Lefty counts
FEEDOM OF SPEACH!!! OK?
I WILL DEFEND ENGLAND
EITHER WITH BRIANS OR BRAWN

Do you want to be the same as everyone else,
or do you NEED that SPIECAL treatment?
these are MY/OUR STREETS!!!
TOGETHER WE STAND UNTIED.

It's not rock science
It a horse
Escape goats
PROPER GANDER!

the daeth of are culchur ??????????
THE EDL SHALL RULE, THE DUMB CUNTS
Cum on Tommy! NFSE!
WE CAN AND DID COME ON MASS.....

EDL are being unfaily discredited aganist by and all sundry
WE ARE PROTESTAND AND CATHILOC IN OUR ROOTS
get Britten back to British people !!
together we stand united we fall

Lousy immigration laws.
Now most of the people in this country are a minority
Multicultrial Indigneous culture
YOU`S ARE TRAITOR`S TOO YOUR OWN KIND

WERE YA FAMOUS EDL,EEEDL NFSE !
Who's street OUR STREET !!
ENOUGH id ENOUGH!
NO SURIENDER!

ALLOWED AND PROUD VOICE!
Could be first sign of dementure
FLAGS ON LONG POLES WITH FLAGS ON THE END!
Has my finger bin removed?

[Cain]

Indeed, "why can't they respect arse" is something of a mystery.  Arses are great.  Rupert Murdoch aside, of course.

[Mangrove]

That's a shame, as you are missing out on

criptamite

and

Adrians wall!!!

and

Muslim synthesizers, bonified paedos
terarisam, terriny, richeous holycost

which may be my favourite two lines of all of poetry, of all time.

Are these guys connected to the 'Anglo Saxons against Norman tyranny' brigade? If not, they should be with their hilarious 'ye olde' spelling.

THOSE GODDAMN NORMANS ARE HELPING THE MUSLIMS DESTROY ENGLAND!! 

[Mangrove]

Smegal v. To behave in a manner reminiscent of the character Smegal (aka Gollum) from the fictional writings of J R R Tolkien.

[Forsooth]

looks like something's been "smegaling" its way into their arse

[Nephew Twiddleton]

They actually spell that way? Its not from trolls and such?

[Cain]

You have to understand: the EDLs membership is largely made up of football hooligans, racists, career criminals and the kind of people for whom Anders Behring Breivik was a pussy who didn't go far enough (yet curiously many were friends with him on Facebook).

As such, spelling, among other academic, intellectual pursuits, is not their strong point.

Also see: http://exposingon.tumblr.com/ for less humourous examples of EDL illiteracy.

[Mangrove]

You have to understand: the EDLs membership is largely made up of football hooligans, racists, career criminals and the kind of people for whom Anders Behring Breivik was a pussy who didn't go far enough (yet curiously many were friends with him on Facebook).

As such, spelling, among other academic, intellectual pursuits, is not their strong point.

Also see: http://exposingon.tumblr.com/ for less humourous examples of EDL illiteracy.

Trying to science us will not work!

[Cain]

Except rock science, maybe.

Though goodness knows why the EDL would insist people mistake horses for geology.  I'm sure it's not a very common category error.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think the trouble is that the literacy is so glaringly bad that im having trouble believing that anyones writing could get that bad football hooligan or not. Even combined with the possibilities of dyslexia drinking and the human hands clumsiness at typing thrown on top.

[EK WAFFLR]

Twid, they talk like that, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wont be able to see until i get home but somehow i get the sense that im in for a healthy dose of horrormirth