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I can beat Vin Diesel in a staring contest.

being a ninja I escaped hours before you even touched me, that a mennequin you threw into the wood chipper.

This is what makes you the original forum asshat pirate.
The others are just wannabees.

damn striaght.

*runs in and stabs everyone*

you don't do it right, it's about quality, not quantity.

*perferates the stabbing newbie*

You mean like this?

*pulls Hostuma into a woodchipper with him as he's perforated*

woodchippering isn't exactly stabbing, and besides, being a pirate ninja I'm currently immune to all forms of stabbination.

*stabs Fnordiscordia*

People stab you around here?
Nooooo!

::stands back to back with Malaul::

this is new?

they smile at you as they do it

I'd be quite dissappointed if they didn't.

*runs in and stabs everyone*

you don't do it right, it's about quality, not quantity.

*perferates the stabbing newbie*

::stands back to back with Malaul::

what makes you think that'll work?

wait
HOTSUMA swaid something wasnt sucky or bad?

It wasn't poetry, so I was allowed to rate it somewhat fairly.

Huge? yes.

and it's actually quite good. but if you insist that it sucks.


get that crap offa my internets.

*stabs Gnimbley again for talking*

*stabs Gnimbly*

You're a piece of shit, dude.

if your opinion of me is the only thing I have to worry about, then I've got it made don't I?

You contribute nothing

on a forum filled with "fluff" posts, it wouldn't matter if I tried to contribute.

and do whatever you can to discourage any attempts at creativity.

only if it's in the forum of poetry.

I'm quite comfortable here however.

2.  Yeah, right.  Like your punk ass would have the guts.

just because you don't have the balls to bash someones in public doesn't mean I'm as much of a pansy as you.

ill thank you to question neither my integrity nor my sources

looks like you wont be thanking me then.

sources...immedietly.