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Started by Jasper, February 21, 2007, 07:09:26 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
February 23, 2007, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
Remind me to wear a hockey mask if I ever get the chance to go to one of your parties, Rog.

Won't help.  I recommend 15th century German plate mail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#31
February 23, 2007, 07:47:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

Punch them in the face.

with a barstool. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
February 23, 2007, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 23, 2007, 07:47:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

Punch them in the face.

with a barstool. 

In a safe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#33
February 23, 2007, 07:52:03 PM
And then ask them if they need "clarification." 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#34
February 23, 2007, 07:56:40 PM
CLARIFICATION MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU NEED IT?

Triple Zero

#35
February 23, 2007, 08:32:39 PM
"n-n-n-no sir, i'll think anything you want me to think!"

*BAM*

(lights out)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#36
February 23, 2007, 08:40:20 PM
As part of our service we offer clarification in three mouthwatering flavours, The first two involve a power tool selected from our extensive catalogue. If you prefer option 3 be reminded that you must supply your own gasoline.

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