One Sentence Rants

[Cramulus]

If one more person blames unseasonable weather on Global Warming I am going to ram a ballpoint pen though their pants, directly into their fucking urethra.

[AFK]

No, I don't remember that conversation we had that we didn't have!

[hooplala]

If I come across one more bendy straw with a fucking hole in it, thereby rendering its only use completely useless, I will boot-fuck ALL the puppies!

[Richter]

If you ask me a question consider, it fair warning that I will give you an answer, regardless of it's one you like, want, or have the sanity to comprehend.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm sorry your maintenance department has a combined mental capacity of a flea, however, I fail to see how that is in any way my responsibility to oversee what they order and where they order it from, YOU are my customer, I don't work for your company!!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Fuck.

[Reginald Ret]

Microsoft!

[indifferent betty]

Why oh fucking why do people feel the need when introduced to somebody from a foreign land (except Wales for some reason) to immediately launch into a pathetic tirade of poorly pronounced and ill-advised cliche phrases and/or words, allegedly in the mother tongue of the foreigner?

[the last yatto]

omoe regot toe mister roboto?

[Manta Obscura]

If I see one more time traveller try to use our history books against us, I'm just going to flip out and create a pention, and . . . and . . . 

[AFK]

Candy canes should be made less sticky because they are hard to get out of hair. 

[LMNO]

It's like I'm watching a meme die in real time!

[AFK]

Memes should die faster!
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[Cainad (dec.)]

If you try to strike a meme down, it will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Pope Lecherous]

I don't care to hear your thoughts about the "left wing conspiracy" destroying Christmas, if it's too much a challenge to do your job without speaking to me, i'll take a 10 min class, do it myself and shit down your neck.